The Awful Truth(s)

[ichigocorcor]

You're adopted.

.....oops, I thought we were putting down truths that we would be absolutely extatic about.

my bad.

LOL
i am adopted

fanime is only once a year D:
the sky's not actually blue

[Glitch]

The chances of a boxing match between Pacquiao and Mayweather are very slim.

To add,
Pacquiao will eventually lose a match. It will be an ugly day for him even worse than when de la hoya himself lost to pacquiao.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X

[Glitch]

Fanime is very close and you don't have enough money yet.

[Runewitt]

No one cares about your damn farm.

[Glitch]

No one cares about your damn farm.

or your mafia.

[JohnnyAR]

Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X

That's what war is for

[MyMidnightAffair]

Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X

That's what war is for

*nods head* Agreed.

[Jerry]

you will make someone jealous come time of Fanime.

Drama will soon follow as well.   :-[

avoid it like the plague.

[Glitch]

Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X

That's what war is for

*nods head* Agreed.

Doesn't work. People breed too fast. The one thing humans enjoy more than killing each other is doing each other. War takes mobilization of people and supplies, sex just takes two horny people.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Eventually, females will all experience the pain of labor.
(if the path is chosen)
So get those baby making stomachs and such ready.

[Runewitt]

Your parents had sex.

[MyMidnightAffair]

*adds* Your parents had sex and you KNOW they liked it.

[AngelWings]

And you've either seen or heard it at least once whether you realize it or not.

[MyMidnightAffair]

At one point in your life, there had to be at least one family member you've wanted to kill.

[ELDEMONIO]

Their is no "Perfect Couple" There are only 2 people who can deal with each other and fullfill most of each others needs.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Self Mutilation is on everyone's minds once in awhile.

[ELDEMONIO]

The world is not beautiful, therefore it is.

It's a disgusting truth that symbolizes how the dark aspects of life, such as oppression and tyranny, make the good and happy parts of life all the more precious and wonderful.It's its imperfection that allows us to enjoy the good side of it even more.

[Glitch]

your favorite japanese guest at fanime will cancel at the last minute due to scheduling conflicts. And by "scheduling conflicts" I mean he or she suddenly got offered a s#!t load of money from another con.

[Runewitt]

Whenever you go to a fight, there is a chance a Hockey game will break out.