The Awful Truth(s)

[MyMidnightAffair]

You're being a ridiculous racist in class.You're in denial.
But thanks for running your mouth for 35 minutes straight.
It gave us a chance to close that running faucet mouth of yours.

[Glitch]

Soylent green is people!

[Jerry]

No matter much how hard the volunteers for a Big epic event, there's always gonna be a troll out there ready to gripe about something just because its not they way "they" wanted it.

[nf33]

trolls are a fact of life no matter how much we wish it wasn't so

[Glitch]

No matter how much you try to glorify it, nascar will always be cars driving in circles.

[G.I.R]

Most of the people waiting to see TRON Legacy have no Clue who CLU is.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Someone somewhere has a much more unfortunate life than you.

[Glitch]

That band you worship don't give a sh** that their lyrics have "touched" you. In fact they're probably laughing about it.

[Runewitt]

having another birthday only means you survived another year. there are more comming.

[MyMidnightAffair]

That band you worship don't give a sh** that their lyrics have "touched" you. In fact they're probably laughing about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHIFwndNQI
Jessi Slaughter's Fav. Band BOTDF making fun of her.

But she deserves it.

[G.I.R]

Those Old Navy mannequin commercials you've watched on T.V. and may have found humorous were an idea stolen from "The Fucons".

[Glitch]

If you care about a social issue but don't want to donate money or are too lazy to get off your lazy ass to do something about it, please repost this message on your facebook so you can pretend something was done. 97 percent of you won't post it, but I can trick you into reposting by using this guilt trick I did just now.

[Alyxiane]

That mark you made on the internet will never go away no matter how much you try.

[Glitch]

Nobody takes you seriously.

[MyMidnightAffair]

You should stop posting the things you received for Christmas on FaceBook.
It's annoying.

[Glitch]

You say how you would beat the hell out of certain people, but you know very well you would shrivel up when encountered by those said people.

[G.I.R]

Stimulating the job market = Attacking healthcare reform.  Tea anyone?

[Alyxiane]

Being sophisticated =/= being a elitist jerkass.

[Glitch]

Putting your fingers in your ears and going "lalalala. I am right! I am right! Lalala." does not count as winning a debate.

[MyMidnightAffair]

When I send you a text, and you reply 'lol', did you really 'lol' irl?
Saying "lol" is just another way of saying "You're not funny, but I'm just sending you 'lol' to make you think you're funny."