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The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« on: May 26, 2009, 12:59:57 PM »

Since all of the T.V. show quote threads are gone, why not a general one?

This time, list the person or character that is being quoted, and the show the quote is from.
Also, it's not just limited to Dramas and sit-coms.  Feel free to put quotes fro talk shows, and game shows as well.



Homer:   Homerclease has no need of beans!

(from the Simpsons).





David Letterman:  So...      What were you thinking?

David Letterman to Hugh Grant.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 10:32:22 PM »


David Letterman:  So...      What were you thinking?

David Letterman to Hugh Grant.

Actually I think that quote came from Jay Leno to Hugh Grant
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 12:43:40 AM »

Oops!  My bad...


Stewie:  Hey Lois!  How about less "Yakity Yak", and more cuttin' up my bannana!  What am I supposed to do?  Stick the whole thing in my mouth...
          ...Well Hello!
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 12:58:54 AM »

BooBoo:  But Yogi, Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like this.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 12:12:15 AM »

T.V. Anouncer:  And now we return to Harrison Ford randomly telling people he wants his family back.


Family Guy
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 01:01:55 AM »

Thank you for your nice letter. But I am actually a US Marine, who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist. And although peace probably appeals to tree-hugging people like you, and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations.

Peace sucks, Freddy. War is the answer.
-Corporal Person, Generation Kill

Heavily censored, but you get the idea. =P

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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 10:15:35 AM »

Buffy The Vampire Slayers

Anya: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why are you talking to me?
Anya: I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 10:32:51 AM »

Dr. Cox: Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany Amber Thiiiieeeessen! Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective. One: If someone's standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them. Two: I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!" Three and most importantly of all: The only way to be respected as a doctor - nay, respected as a man - is to be an island; you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.

 - Scrubs
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »

Ted: We just don't like your naked girls.
Barney: What!? My girls aren't hot enough. I mean, yeah alright fine, the stripper at Stuart's bachelor party was a 15.
Ted: She was 15!!?
Barney: No. A 15. Like in blackjack.
Ted: [pauses to think] ...As in..not sure whether you'd hit it?
Barney: Exactly!
Ted: Nice.

- How I Met Your Mother
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 06:15:25 PM »

Cuddy: House, I've got a DCFS home visit on Friday.
House: ... and I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...



House
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 07:50:23 PM »

Zoidberg: You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 09:28:49 PM »

Farscape:

Crais:
Have you any idea how much trouble you're in?
Assault on a police officer,
Theft of police property,
Illegal possesion of a firearm,
Five counts of attempted murder,
That comes to:
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Sheridan: You know, I really hate it when you do that.
Kosh: Good.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 10:30:57 PM »

If we're going Sci-Fi.... (shamelessly ripped from the internet)


The Borg: Freedom is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

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The Borg: Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.

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The Borg: Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.

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The Borg: Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice.

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Locutus: If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.
Commander Riker: Take your best shot, Locutus, we are about to intervene.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 10:42:59 PM »

Holly:  "Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."

Red Dwarf.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 11:07:39 PM »

Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?
Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco.

Red Dwarf
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2009, 02:14:20 AM »

(Lister talking to Kryten about Rimmer)

Lister:  If you want, you can call him "Molecule mind", "Dinosaur Breath", "Smeg for brains", and if your feeling mega, mega, mega polite, you can call him "asshole"


Red Dwarf.


And I know someone else posted this in the lost Futureama quote thread, but it needs repeating:

Farnsworth:  Sweet Zombi Jesus!
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 12:44:24 PM »

Kryten:  "We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!"                ... I'm sorry.
I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip."

Red Dwarf.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 09:42:34 PM »

Kryten: My nipples don't work.


Red Dwarf
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2009, 01:39:28 PM »

Hank and Dean:  Go Team Venture!


The Venture Brothers.
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Re: The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2009, 02:34:12 PM »

Red Dwarf sounds kinda funny. I must look into watching this show.
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