Thank you for your nice letter. But I am actually a US Marine, who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist. And although peace probably appeals to tree-hugging people like you, and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations.
Peace sucks, Freddy. War is the answer.
-Corporal Person, Generation Kill
Heavily censored, but you get the idea. =P