"Hello, [insert name here]. I want to play a game.
Right now, the elevator you are on has just locked up between the 11th and 12th floor. Inside with you right now are five other people, with no connection to each other. In the call box is a timer set for two minutes; it will begin to count down once this message has ended.
Your task is to find out which one of these people ripped me off 30 FRIGGIN' DOLLARS at the swap meet last night. If you fail to accomplish this before time runs out, a noxious gas will be released into the elevator....you won't die, but its going to be the worst thing you have ever had to breathe..........Good Luck."