Tips for the everyday man

Started by limDsage, February 01, 2014, 01:26:44 PM

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Admiral Donuts

A sheepshank is universally regarded as the "funnest" knot.

Lucifargundam

It's rumored that wearing hats all the time will make you go bald...
It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...


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Admiral Donuts

Quote from: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 11:38:13 AM
It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...

However, drinking 16 ounces of aloe a day will render your internal organs inflammable.

Lucifargundam

Too much green tea will also kill your kidneys...
Too much soda can constipate you...


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limDsage

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Lucifargundam

Real friends will listen, friendly people act like friends.


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Lucifargundam

Ramen is the cheapest meal you can buy- you can also add almost everything to it...

A microwave if implemented right, can be just as good as an oven...


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Admiral Donuts

Alarm clocks will go off at the time you set them to.

Glitch

X-box games work better if not played on a Playstation or Wii.

Admiral Donuts

Two toilet paper rolls can be put together to make a pair of binoculars.

A pair of binoculars can be broken in half to make two toilet paper rolls.

Lucifargundam

If single, let it mingle- if it drowns, flush it down.


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limDsage

Do not confuse fraudulent with flatulent.


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Glitch

Stand on your feet, instead of your hands. It makes showering easier, and your nostrils don't get clogged up with water.

limDsage

It's very likely that you've used the term, "metagame" in an attempt to sound smart, but you've accomplished the opposite by misusing it. Just stop.


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Lucifargundam

Don't know how to fix it? Google it.


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limDsage

Over the age of 40? Check your prostate yearly!


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Admiral Donuts

Your money is safer on the INSIDE of your wallet.