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Fortune Cookies.
« on: February 12, 2008, 09:42:22 PM »

I don't recall getting any unusual or negative fortunes. What about you? If not, just post your most memorable fortune.

Mine was, "You will experience a great change in your life." Or something to that extent.

Six months later, I left California for the East Coast. Cali was my home for twenty something odd years.

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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 09:46:38 PM »

ok, got this one on sunday, i was working in the bathroom and took a break for dinner.

"Anything worth doing was worth doing yesterday."

so i was kinda WTF?
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 10:45:33 PM »

I haven't got any cool ones but I heard one of my friends got one that said "Smile if you like this fortune cookie."
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 10:28:24 AM »

My friend got one when we went to Chinese food that said something along the lines of "You should watch yourself and sleep with one eye open."
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 03:51:09 PM »

My friend bought some type of Chinese food at our high school and it came with a fortune cookie that said "Stay drug free!"
that's all it said... Wahoo it's not like a fortune cookie will STOP you from doing drugs if you're doing that kinda thing but whatever xD

There are also other variations like "Too cool for school!" and random corny stuff like that.
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 03:59:25 PM »

I had a fortune cookie today! My fortune reads, "Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."
^_^ I like it.

PS: All my friends think I'm weird because I like the taste of fortune cookies. Anyone else like them?
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:37:38 PM »

I had a fortune cookie today! My fortune reads, "Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."
^_^ I like it.

PS: All my friends think I'm weird because I like the taste of fortune cookies. Anyone else like them?

The taste of the fortune cookie is very unique. I can't find anything else like it.

Well... maybe those waffle cones are pretty close.

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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 06:36:56 PM »

my bf got one that says 'you will travel far and wide for love and pleasure' like 3 days before he came out here. =) that was pretty cool. lol
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 09:52:01 PM »

A couple days after my Mom died I got one that said "Time is the greatest healer".
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 11:04:31 AM »

The best one I ever found:



It will never leave my wallet.
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 11:40:30 AM »

I usually get generic sucky ones. I make them better by tacking "in bed" onto the ends of them.

"You will come to a great fortune - in bed."
"You will find new love - in bed."

My mom did get one a while back that said "You will dazzle your boss with your work skills" or something, which just ended up hilarious when I added the in bed thing.

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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 01:45:49 PM »

I get paragraphs for my fortunes. I Usually keep them becuase they are like 4 sentances long. XD Unfortunately I can't find them, nor do I have the ability to remember such long winded fortunes. XD
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 12:50:06 PM »

i once had a cookie tell me to exercise and diet. I'M UNDER WEIGHT! WTF!
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 01:53:47 PM »

when i was younger i got this twice "you will win the miss universe competition." .... that's a body building competition for women... NO THANKS!
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 06:53:52 PM »

oh god the worst fortune cookie i ever had.

"kiss to the person sitting right next to you"
I'M NOT GONNA KISS MY OWN MALE COUSIN!!
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 08:20:24 PM »

I just had some chinese food the other night and it told me "You will find the one you will marry within the year" - IT LIES
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 09:19:14 PM »

I just had some chinese food the other night and it told me "You will find the one you will marry within the year" - IT LIES

sounds like you still have some time.

to contribute: "your wife is a wh*re"
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2008, 09:58:29 AM »

in bed?

i luve fortune cookies.

Homer: its because fortune cookie told me too...  :-[
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Re: Fortune Cookies.
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2008, 10:50:27 AM »

in bed?

I think it was rude enough, and I was just glad I wasn't married. Seriously I think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to come up with fortunes nowadays.

"man who seeks wisdom from cookie leave with full stomach and empty head."
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2008, 06:22:30 PM »

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