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#61
Quote from: Otakuya on August 29, 2010, 11:44:04 AM
Sweet, I'm up for it; to attend and to participate in the gourmet.

My suggestion is the Hellfire Challenge (a.k.a. 911 Challenge) at Smokeeaters in Santa Clara or San Jose, as seen on Man vs Food.
It can be Fanimafia vs Food
Do you not remember the last time we tried this, because I sure do...*remembers the carnage left behind*
#62
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 21, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 20, 2010, 11:10:52 PM
What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)?
PC; don't own a laptop, phone can't access websites, game consoles take too long.

If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not?
Halle Berry, Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo, Rosario Dawson, Yoko from Gurren Lagann, Rina Akiyama(Naomi from Kamen Rider Den-O), and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen?
Haruhi.

Did you watch it all anyway?
No.

What's the saddest anime you have seen?
Hmm.....probably Key the Metal Idol, but I never saw the last couple of episodes.

Most epic?
Currently, that title is held by Gurren Lagann.

Most horrific?
Highschool of the Dead.

Funniest?
Yakitate! Japan, although I have yet to finish that series.

Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku.
Only at Fanime...and even then, I can only watch it for a little bit, since some of the stuff shown makes you say "WTF?!" and walk out in disgust....like when I walked in on a showing of Night Shift Nurses and walked right back out, followed by a mass exodus of other people.

Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.)
Please refer to the previous answer.

Why is it that you don't own a PS3?
No job.

Do you own a Pokéwalker?
Nope, quit pokemon a long time ago.

You have a DS, do you own a R4DS?
Nope.

Is your PSP running a CFW?
Que?

You are forming the ULTIMATE music group, which musicians would you put in it? (14 people max limit)
Once they become the ultimate group, then there wouldn't be anyone that would sound better than them, so no ultimate group for me.

Where's the beef?
At the farm.

What's your take on vegans?
Meh.

Do you have any food allergies?
None that I know of.

Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.)
No, but I kinda wish I did wear glasses.

What kind of bread do you prefer?
Not the kind thats whole grain and has seeds in it.

What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Chocolate Chip, hands down.

Were you bullied when you were growing up?
I wasn't bullied, but I was chased by girls back in the first grade.....don't remember why, though.

Have you ever wished you were adopted?
No, I do not.

How many girlfriends have you had?
One.

Do you have one now?
Yes.

Quote from: Otakuya on August 21, 2010, 01:23:59 PM
Do you mind if I answer some questions too? Since I'm also technically an Otaku(ya) too, although not a doctor or apprentice.
Just for fun, you can take the next post.....let's see how ya do.
#63
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 20, 2010, 05:27:20 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 05:04:49 PM
I'm not sure if these has been asked before, but whatever.
If you could only eat one type of meal for the rest of your life what would you pick?
Hmm.....I'll say The Big Carl from Carl's Jr.

What anime describes your life?
I really don't know which one it would be, but if I had to pick...I would say either Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh, since those are shows about nothing in general.

Are you happy that is that one?
It could have been better.

If you could pick an anime to be in what one would you want to be in?
Tenchi Muyo.

Why is it I can think of questions now, but earlier I couldn't?
Your brain was in sleep mode.
#64
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 20, 2010, 02:07:24 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 02:29:49 AM
XD Very interesting!

What is a question that you thought would be asked, but hasn't been?
"Where's the beef?"
#65
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 19, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 19, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
What is the weirdest question you have been asked?
Damnit, I had to go back through past posts and see which one fit the bill; only problem is I got tired after about page 40, so I grabbed the two that I think to be the weirdest ones:

"green underwear or purple underwear?"

"Dear Dr. O, I'm half nakked and only in a towel. Would you like for me to pick you up now?"
#66
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 19, 2010, 11:51:08 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on August 19, 2010, 12:15:02 AM
Do you think some people ask too many questions?   ::)
Nope.
#67
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 18, 2010, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 17, 2010, 11:25:56 PM
Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
I prefer waffle cones more.

What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
DS, PSP, Wii, PS2, 360, Gamecube.

What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
Some are better than others.

Ever fell into a toilet?
Nope.

Ever sat on a wet toilet?
Hell no, I would wipe that thing off with TP and line the seat with clean TP and one of those seat covers.

When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Yes.

Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
All I knew back then was that they had way more bathroom stalls in there.

What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
I don't think I've hit that point of doing something stupid.........except maybe for making the mistake of drinking vodka and rum back to-back...

Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Yes.

Ever flown in a plane?
Yes.

If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
Old-school VW van...y'know the cool ones with the white-wall tires.

Did you think of a flying saucer when you read that last question?
Nope, didn't come up as a choice.

If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
I think I've answered this before, but it would be either a bulldog, pug, or a ferret.

If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
Bill O'Reily. He needs to get decked, big-time.

What would be your dream job?
Hmm.......I guess what every gamers' dream job is, either to work for a game developer or be a reviewer.

Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Yup.

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Uhh....*thinks*Nope, not that I recall.

Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
When I used to go from Oakland to San Jose to hang out with friends; HUGE difference in the atmosphere.

Do you have any siblings?
Yes, an older brother and sister.

Are you afraid of clowns?
I wouldn't exactly say I am afraid of them, I just have a general hatred towards them.

Ghosts?
Once I see one, I'll respond accordingly.

Zombies?
If said zombie apocalypse happened, we'd all be giddy as hell because its actually happening...so no, I don't think I am afraid of zombies.

Aliens?
Depends if they are the mean 'we will destroy you' aliens from Independence Day, or the scared 'we just want to go home' aliens from District 9.

People?
Oh yea, definitely; people/humanity is one crazy sumbish.

Have you ever "done time?"
You mean jail/prison? No, I have not.

You are awesome!
Oh, this is so unexpected; I would like to thank everyone that made this moment possible...*hears cue and music to wrap it up* um, uh..I want to thank my family,  my mom and dad, all my friends, I love you guys!

How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
About 15-20 minutes.

Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
I haven't actually thought about that before.........no, not really.

What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
A boy, because I would probably scare away all the potential boyfriends if my first child was a girl.

Do you like to go fishing?
Never been.

Do you watch the food channel?
Used to, when I still had cable.

Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Not really.

Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
I typically read all the questions first, then once I am done laughing or wondering why some questions were asked, I respond.

How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?
After checking if everything was answered, about 21 minutes.
#68
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 17, 2010, 07:38:09 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on August 17, 2010, 07:16:03 PM
Who's in your 5? (aka, the 5 people you call/text the most)
Mom, sister, and a few friends.

Favorite car?
Either a Subaru Impreza, VW Jetta, or Mitsubishi Lancer.

Internet browser of choice?
I like Firefox, but Chrome doesn't use much processing power.

Are you a Dodgers fan?
As long as they aren't the Yankees or the Lakers, then I like them.

(mentioned Little Tokyo earlier) What's the best store in Little Tokyo?
Jungle; its a toy store with a pretty good selection of stuff.

How long will it take you to get from SoCal to NorCal?
Dunno; I'll be going up in December, so drive is typically 5 1/2 - 6 hours.

How has the economy affected you?
Jobs are harder to get.

What's the most expensive thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.

What's the coolest thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.
#69
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
Oh, it may be real. But does it make sense to post such information on a message board primarily for use by people interested in Anime and Geek subcultures?

No. Not really.

Might I add, with the amount of information and the sheer grammatical correctness of it... You sir, have Ass Burgers...
(And before you correct me on that, it was intentional. srsly)
Oh god, my sides hurt from laughing at that.
#70
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 17, 2010, 01:48:18 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

Oh... My god... Has it really been that long?
Indeed it has; originally I made the thread for laughs and didn't expect it to last for more than a couple of pages, yet here we are.
#71
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 17, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.
#72
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 15, 2010, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 13, 2010, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.

Wonder no more!


Awesome.

Quote from: monikamilani on August 14, 2010, 01:03:01 PM
:D GLITTER!
Huh?
#73
Quote from: Jiang Jin on August 13, 2010, 12:16:40 AM
I am not attempting to anger anybody in this forum. I am just posting facts that other people might find interesting. Mind you I have violated none of the forum guidelines in this community such as posting racist or sexist threads so I hope that people do not take any further offence.
Although, it seems everything you've posted also has absolutely nothing to do with this community whatsoever(minus the first two or three posts you made....you completely went off the tracks after that).
#74
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 12, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
yo dude. miss ya big time around these parts.
DUDE.

i think ive asked ya these questions before but what the heck:
Let us begin.

is there a japan town in your area?
It's located in downtown LA (Little Tokyo), literally right next to skid row.....oddly enough, both areas have not spilled over into one another.

is there a china town in your area?
Right outside of downtown LA, but I haven't bothered to go there yet.

which one is better?
I would have to say Little Tokyo, for now.

whats the most funny fake/cheap imitation toys or clothing you've seen down there?
Pretty much the majority of the toy/warehouse district (the mecca of crappy toys down here).

are the girls better looking in So Cal?
The majority of female human beings I have seen down here are either Hispanic or Armenian(yup, I ended up in one of the many ethnic parts of LA County), so............I'm gonna have to say no.

do you ever seen random cosplayers in public?
LOL, not in my area.

seen a random lolita gathering in your area?
Heh, not yet.

hows the beaches there? Clean? crowded? epic or fail?
Santa Monica is hell when trying to find parking...friggin' tourist trap.

are the birds/pigeons/seagulls just as annoying there?
Oddly enough, the birds I do see here are just pigeons and crows.

how about 'normal' parks?
They aren't that bad.

any decent theme parks or points of interest?
points of interest would have to be griffith park, a japanese garden in van nuys, and not much else(apparently the main thing most people do out here is go to the mall or to clubs, which explains why there are so many).

how often do you still hear sirens in the distance?
I still hear sirens down here, but not because there was a shooting...mostly they have to do with fires or car accidents; all the shootings happen within LA.

What other kinds of bootleg do you see around your parts?
Haven't really seen any bootleg stuff around here.

Have you seen the new anime series " High school of the Dead " ?  [you should totally check it out by the way]
Yes.....friggin' awesome, it is.

Getting the arcade [xbox live] of Scott pilgrim?
Nah, I've gone on a bit of a 'don't buy cool stuff' diet until I get a job on-campus.

Would you fight evil exes to get the girl of your dreams?
Maybe.

would the girl of your dreams be like Ramona Flowers?
Nope.

Would you ever consider being an Evil Ex?
I don't fit the criteria.

Or what about the Evil League of Evil Exes?
I'd rather pick the Legion of Doom and go make fun of Solomon Grundy, then steal the Hall of Doom and take it on a joyride.

What about the Evil League of Exil  [Dr. Horrible sing along blog reference]
I would at least be an affiliate..probably wouldn't go to the meetings, though.

Would Want rock star abilities?
Nah.

if your life was like Scott pilgrim's life - would you:

mind the health meter?
you're low on health, then you look at it and go 'aw damnit'.....so no..

mind the video game sound effects?
Those would get annoying real fast.

mind the high combo counter?
yup.

mind fighting multiple enemies at once?
They have a tendency of making you lose your combo sometimes.

"getting a life" routine?
Heh.

having hearts float around you when you kiss a girl?
Those get in the way.

would you be friends with Michael Cera?
I don't really like Michael Cera.

who else in the game/celebrity universe would you want to be friends with?
Don't know that one.

and when the heck are you moving into my place? :P
I'll be up there for winter break.

See ya around next time Dr. O

same asking time.

same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.
#75
Seriously, can he just be banned now?
#76
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 10, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School
Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Neither; I don't like any of them.
hahaha. Yeah, that was the point, but of the three which one would you pick, if you had to.
If I had to pick, then I guess Sekai Saionji.

Quote from: monikamilani on August 08, 2010, 08:36:17 PM
Who do you thinks goes through the most physical and mental pain in life: A Woman or a Man?
A woman, hands down.

Write the first thing that pops into your mid when you read these words:
Woman
Giggety

Man
Chuck Norris

Car
VROOM VROOM!!

Fanime
Awesome

Anime
fun

Manga
killer of money

Cosplay
Fun

Boobs
WHERE?!

Muscles
AHHHNOLD

Mulan
lol

Disney
Frozen head

Keyblade
Sora

Vocaloid
blah

Retarded
Jersey Shore

Baby
GET IT AWAY!!

Justin Bieber
Lupus

Blogging
meh

Pink
no

Colors
:)

Fanfics
Silly

Youtube
amusing

Katana
sharp

??
$$

Dragon ball Z... lol ballz. DRAGON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLZ :D
Overrated

Me
Unknown

You
cool

Person
people

Life
adventure

Emo
XD

Typical
unexpected

Racism
Neverending

??
!!
#77
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 08, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Where do you think is the worst place to be during a zombie apocalypse?
A hospital.

You're infected with the zombie virus and you will turn soon, would you rather kill yourself or become one of them?
Get a grenade, pull the pin, and hold until you go; grip loosens and boom.

Where do you think is the worst place to be during an alien invasion?
Sitting on the toilet....ironically, that is also the worst place to be during an earthquake.

You have been captured by the aliens, would you: a) try to negotiate with them, b) let them probe and experiment on you, c) put up resistance and be killed, or d) look for Elvis?
As soon as I saw the option 'look for Elvis', I had a big grin on my face.

Again, who or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Hitler.

Which is worse aliens or zombies or alien zombies or zombie aliens?
Alien zombies and zombie aliens are exactly the same thing, aren't they? I would probably say alien are the worst.

Do you like vocaloids?
Not really.

What cosplay would you like to see?
Lilith from Borderlands, or Officer Nicholas Angel from Hot Fuzz(when he has all the guns).

Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School
Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Neither; I don't like any of them.

Would you rather be lost in time or lost in space?
Getting lost in time would suck because you already know that when you're born, you would end up where you got dumped along the timeline(This changes depending on if you landed within the timeframe of any major world event, such as Lincoln getting popped in the head, the JFK assassination, 9/11, etc.), whereas if you got lost in space, there is the possibility of getting back home, possibly some years after you wound up lost in space.
#78
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 05, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 05, 2010, 04:57:07 PM
Where would you go to in a Zombie Apocalypse?
Not a mall, I will say that right now; big-box hardware store like home depot or lowes.

Who would you take with you in said apocalypse?
Woody Harrelson...he proved himself in Zombieland.

Melee weapon of choice?
Either a baseball/cricket bat or a sword.

Who would you like to see as a zombie?
I really want to say Michael Jackson just so I can see Thriller reenacted in real-life.

Would you rather deal with slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil or crazy fast ones like in Left 4 Dead?
Slow moving zombies.

Zombies on a plane or snakes on a plane?
Zombies.

Where would you go to during an Alien Invasion?
Area 51.

Who would you take with you in said invasion?
Will Smith...he has a good track record dealing with aliens.

Weapon of choice to slaughter aliens?
All the alien weapons they are hiding at Area 51.

Who would or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Oh damn, thats a good one....*thinks*

If you could create or revive a species of animals what would it be?
The grape hippos from Gurren Lagann.

What one illness would you like there to be a cure for?
AIDS.

3d girls or 2d girls or real girls?
2d and real.

Breast size: A,B,C, or D or all of the above or A, B, and C, or B, C, and D or A and B, or B and C, or C and D, or the
bigger the better?
A, B, and C.

Do you own a daikimakura (body pillow)?
Nope.

Frozen twinkies or fried twinkies?
Normal twinkies.

Do you like Hot Cheetos?
*drools*....If you couldn't tell, that was a yes.

Pocky or Yan-Yan?
Pocky.

Imageshack or photobucket?
Photobucket.

Best dream EVAR!!!???
I'll let you know when that one happens.
#79
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
August 04, 2010, 11:11:29 PM
Quote from: rude32 on August 04, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Were you creeped out by those WWII gas mask zombies from the first season of Dr. Who as I was?
They were indeed creepy, but they don't rate that high on my patented "Dr. Who Creepy Monster Scale"; personally, the Vashta Nerada are tied with the Weeping Angels for top honors, with the Adipose placing dead last.
#80
Things in the Universe / Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
July 30, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on July 29, 2010, 06:58:04 PM
3DS or PSP?
3DS.

SD card or flash drive?
SD.

eBay or Amazon?
Ebay.

Stanford or Cal?
Cal.

Lease new car or buy used car?
Buy used.

England or Australia?
England.

Jiang Jin thread or post-con-depression?
post-con depression.

Sink or swim?
Swim.

Up or down?
Up.

Your funniest YouTube video?
Right now, its the guy moonwalking with his cart in the wal-mart.

Your funniest gif?
Don't remember.

A question you refuse to answer?
Haven't reached that point yet, IIRC.

1-day anime convention or 1-week-long anime convention?
1-day convention.

North, South, East, West, or Downtown San Jose?
Downtown SJ.

Favorite mall food?
Pizza.

The thing you always buy at 7-Eleven?
Hot Dog.

Lucky lotto numbers?
Screw that, I do randoms.

Rice or noodles?
Both.

How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled.

For here or to-go?
To-go.

Favorite energy drink?
Amp of Full Throttle.

Boardwalk only or Mediterranean + Baltic with hotels?
Boardwalk.