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^ Is a baby seal clubber.

Granted! You're dead, and this section just turned into a Death Note. You still get a magic wand that glows--magically.

I wish my toilet flushes the other way.

TWISTED, that way, they'll still be there.


luke-warm or room temperature?

I am not trying to sleep.

Yes.


Why me!!!!????!?!?!?!?!

^ Is as hard as Colonel Armstrong.

Granted, your hard work as an evil villain has been acknowledged by Batman.
<insert comic book action sound here>
<and here>
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I wish that average was normal.

I am going to need a paper clip.

Never seen it.
0/0

New Dominion Tank Police

*Throws a 1-UP Mushroom*

Granted, but it will only be available on Wednesday, February 29th.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

^ Does this robe make me look like a candle?

Fanime is purgatory.

Why do sandwiches stick to the roof of your mouth?

It means: "Would you like to buy a lamp?"



Do women fart?

I Think We're Alone Now by Birthday Massacre.

Granted, but you are forced to wear an apron and cool chef hat made of highly flammable materials soaked in thermite.


I wish water wasn't so wet.

^ Is Chuck Norris' love-child.

Yew there! Yes, Yew! Yew would make a nice bow!

"Who stole my Master Sword...and my Minnish cap!"