And beat the sh!# out of us too.
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
So the password is 1-2-3-4-5.
1-2-3-4-5. Sounds like something an idiot would put on his luggage. (great movie, btw)
Helmet: "Knock next time, knock next time!"
Sanders: "Yes sir."
Helmet:"Did you see anything?"
Sanders:"No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
Helmet:"Good!"
Now you see, Lone Starr, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Alien Chest Burster: "Hello My Baby! Hello My Darling! Hello My Rag Time Gal!"
10, 9 ,8, 6..
Six? What happened to seven?
Just kidding!
Dark Helmet: "How about you guys?"
soldier:"We ain't found sh!t!"
Quote from: G.I.R on March 14, 2012, 08:38:03 PM
Alien Chest Burster: "Hello My Baby! Hello My Darling! Hello My Rag Time Gal!"
Lonestar & Barf: "Ckeck please!!"
How many as*holes are on this ship, anyways?
Lord Helmet "I'm surrounded by A**holes!"
Keep firing a**hole!
"That's not a spaceship. It's a Transformer!"
She's gone from suck...to blow!
" So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! "
Quote from: G.I.R on January 07, 2013, 12:19:07 AM
" So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! "
1,2,3,4,5? That's amazing. That's the same combination on my luggage!
What?? You went over my helmet??
They've gone to plad!!!
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
May the Schartz be with youuuuubuubububuubububububuubububuububu-whataworld-whataworld-buubuuuuuu
Yogurt? Yogurt! I hate Yogurt!... especially strawberry!
They must have hyper jets on that thing!
And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?
Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink! (Yea I am not trying to go through that whole song lol)
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
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What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken!?
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on January 20, 2013, 08:02:28 PM
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken!?
*high pitch voice.* Prepare ship! Prepare ship!
Marketing... Spaceballs the lunchbox, spaceballs the breakfast cereal, spaceballs the action figure...!
Mr Coffee. Care for some?
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(Couldn't find a good image D:)
there was no way I was going to write this all down... so I included a youtube link:::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0)
Quote from: Lucifargundam on January 21, 2013, 02:22:28 AM
there was no way I was going to write this all down... so I included a youtube link:::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0)
Totally cheating! Also was waiting for him to finish the clip and it cuts off >.<
Lonestar! *crash*
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on January 21, 2013, 03:28:01 AM
Quote from: Lucifargundam on January 21, 2013, 02:22:28 AM
there was no way I was going to write this all down... so I included a youtube link:::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0)
Totally cheating! Also was waiting for him to finish the clip and it cuts off >.<
Lonestar! *crash*
omg stop it... everyone in this thread knows the ending and "should" own at least the mp4 if not the actual dvd....
anywho, to rebutt::::
"At last, I have you in my clutches- to have my way with you the way I want you!"No, no please leave me alone!"
"No, no you are mine!"
"Not so fast Helmt!"
"Lonestar!"
"Yes it's me, I'm going to save my girlfriend! -hi hunny!"
psh, ah!
"Hey, what did you do to my friend?!"
"The same thing I'm going to do to you big boy!"
oh-oh oh
"and you to!"
"oh-OH!"
"and now Princess Vespa, at last we are at last alone!"
"i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, leave me alone- and yet I find you strangely attractive"
"of coarse you do, druish princess are often attracted to money and power- and I have both and you know it!"
"oh, leave me alone!"
"no, kiss me!"
"no!"
"no!"
"yes"
"no!"
"no!"
"no!"
"oh, oh oh!"
"oh, your helmt is so big!..."
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
*thud*
"I'll have the soup"
"I'll have the cleavage- er, special"
Hello my baby! Hello my darling! Hello my ragtime doll!
*deep voice* nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
"Before you die, there is something you should know about us."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing- which is what you are about to become."