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Title: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 27, 2009, 10:38:54 PM
Post the truth(s) that people really want to deny.


HD Television only improves the picture, not the content of the programming.


Those chemical, and DNA tests they do on the CSI shows take a lot longer to do in real life.


Your cat doesn't cuddle up with you to be "nice",  it just wants to keep warm.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on April 28, 2009, 12:19:46 PM
You've eaten food that had someone else's hair in it.  Not the hair from their head either.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 28, 2009, 12:38:20 PM
Driving a hybrid, while is being green, doesn't make you cool.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lexy on April 28, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
Santa is not real.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 28, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
that break-up... it really was you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Knightfire on April 28, 2009, 08:52:54 PM
When they say nothing's wrong, there always is.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 28, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
you just lost the game.

gas prices are going to get much worse.

ah hell, just listen to this song..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8e_nqC5Z8I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8e_nqC5Z8I)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Sunara Ishi on April 28, 2009, 11:13:10 PM
How horribly behind and outdated government really is.

That SSN you just put on that application form just went into some unguarded garbage pile.

That we really are screwed.

Humans are killing off tons of animal and plant life a day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 29, 2009, 12:31:10 PM
4Kids is in it for the money.   :(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on April 29, 2009, 07:36:50 PM
iCarly is just another means of Government Brainwashing.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: sarah_the_raptor on April 30, 2009, 02:31:44 PM
You're adopted.

.....oops, I thought we were putting down truths that we would be absolutely extatic about.

my bad.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 01, 2009, 12:43:02 AM
Anyone who has ever eaten a carrot, is already dead, or will some day die.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:02:45 AM
Wheat thins are really made out of people.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 02, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Wheat thins are really made out of people.

Facepalm.jpg


No matter how many times it brought up, someone at Fanime will still have "Fanboy Funk" on the first day  (and you will share an elevator with this person).   :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 02, 2009, 06:25:07 PM
Quote
Wheat thins are really made out of people.


Facepalm.jpg

What, you haven't read Soylent Green?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BumbleB on May 02, 2009, 10:56:52 PM
We're gonna die someday. :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 03, 2009, 12:30:08 AM
it doesnt happen to all guys. just you, ya freak.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 04, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Those song lyrics are actually:

"Blinded by the light.  Revved' up like a Deuce,  you know the Runner in the Night
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Moogleborg on May 04, 2009, 07:53:24 PM
We're all walking advertisements. Too bad that we don't get paid for the products that we've paid for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BumbleB on May 04, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
ZOMG HURRICANE! :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 05, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
I can believe it's not butter d-(^.^)z
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 05, 2009, 11:20:26 AM
Those cute japanese girls you like so much...they are actually disgusted by the sight of you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 05, 2009, 12:20:15 PM
I can believe it's not butter d-(^.^)z
You win one internet!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BumbleB on May 05, 2009, 02:53:03 PM
Ninja's suck
http://www.spike.com/blog/blood-on-sand-ninja/76628
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: beefcup on May 05, 2009, 03:02:41 PM
Companies will always choose their broad base of casual customers over their smaller but extremely loyal fanbase.  It smarts terribly but hey, that's business.


Also, ramen is ridiculously high in sodium and you would probably not want to eat it every day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on May 05, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Your teachers probably don't like you very much. They just have to tolerate your sucking up. o:!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Zirphex on May 05, 2009, 06:50:04 PM
I peed in your sink.. ya know.... that place where you put your dishes... the dishes you eat off of.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 05, 2009, 11:46:21 PM
The Game












you just lost it. again.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BumbleB on May 06, 2009, 05:26:36 PM
The Game












you just lost it. again.
DAMMIT!

Chaperoning the Girl Scouts trip to SF is going to suck.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 07, 2009, 08:31:14 AM
Fanime will be over on Monday May 25 at about 5pm~6pm.

Fanime and some [probably most] staff will be drinking to no ends by this point. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 07, 2009, 12:52:54 PM
June 12th is coming soon, and millions of households still aren't ready.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 09, 2009, 10:40:30 AM
You can't be young forever

Vampires don't exist

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 09, 2009, 12:18:53 PM
Somewhere out there, a tiny sparrow is waiting for your car to be detailed.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 09, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
that chick you just made out with, it wasnt a cold sore on her lip.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 14, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
that chick you just made out with, it wasnt a cold sore on her lip.
..and you know that thing she does in bed just for you,she does that to everyone. It's what she's know for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 14, 2009, 12:25:03 PM
that chick you just made out with, it wasnt a cold sore on her lip.
..and you know that thing she does in bed just for you,she does that to everyone. It's what she's know for.
... And She's lost count of how many she's done it for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Khaistyle on May 14, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Fanime will be over on Monday May 25 at about 5pm~6pm.

Fanime and some [probably most] staff will be drinking to no ends by this point. :P

You bet! Why do you think I requested tuesday off?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 15, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
When a Manager at work tells you that He / She "isn't being an A$$-H*L3", it's true.  They're probably being an F*****g A$$-H*L3.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 15, 2009, 11:18:45 AM
All the people involved in making your favorite anime,....yeah, they only care about your money.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 12:43:09 PM
When your manager says they don't have a personal problem with you, but when you go to them sincerely about a work issue they respond with a straight faced "Life's a bitch, get over it." Truth: Managers lie.


When a Manager at work tells you that He / She "isn't being an A$$-H*L3", it's true.  They're probably being an F*****g A$$-H*L3.

QFT.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 18, 2009, 12:21:58 PM
Quote
Wheat thins are really made out of people.


Facepalm.jpg

What, you haven't read Soylent Green?
You mean "Make Room!  Make Room"?  The movie adaptation was called Soylent Green.

No matter how carefully you pack your luggage, you'll still forget something  (fortunately, there is a Walgreens near Fanime so you can get that replacement toothbrush.)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 19, 2009, 08:54:52 AM
The japanese are planning to make a virus that will specifically kill weeboo,..yes, that means you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 19, 2009, 11:32:35 AM
By Monday May 25th, in the late afternoon. [say around 4pm] or so...

Fanime will be over...

at least until May 28th, 2010...

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 19, 2009, 12:59:42 PM
That thing you did.





i saw it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 04, 2009, 11:29:10 AM
That Diet Pepsi doesn't really offset the calories in the Triple Bacon Cheeseburger you're having for lunch.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 04, 2009, 02:15:51 PM
That Diet Pepsi doesn't really offset the calories in the Triple Bacon Cheeseburger you're having for lunch.

That Triple Bacon Cheeseburger you're having for lunch, the guy who cooked it sneezed on it before he gave it to the waitress.  Oh yeah, he's contagious too.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on June 04, 2009, 03:45:54 PM
They said if a black man were to become president...

then pigs would fly...

Barack Obama became president.

then...

Swine Flu ....

its not a coincidence. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 04, 2009, 09:24:59 PM
The hug line thread is a lot longer than the actual feedback thread.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 04, 2009, 09:34:13 PM
We all just got Rick Roll'd by Jerry's avatar.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 04, 2009, 10:31:58 PM
i'm in your forum


losing the game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Knightfire on June 04, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
Le sigh...

Anyways, re railing this thread:

Mudkips or Slowpokes?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 05, 2009, 11:39:01 AM
That probably belongs in the "This or That" thread.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 05, 2009, 12:06:28 PM
That probably belongs in the "This or That" thread.
Quoted for the awful truth.

French fries do not count as a serving of vegetables.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 05, 2009, 07:50:28 PM
There will be optimistic people, no matter how bad things get.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 05, 2009, 07:54:37 PM
That doesn't sound very awful to me.

Or does this mean I'm that optimistic guy that everyone hates?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on June 05, 2009, 11:29:54 PM
does this mean I'm that optimistic guy that everyone hates?

QFT.  :D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 09, 2009, 08:11:26 PM
"Puff the Magic Dragon" is a refer song.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 20, 2009, 11:25:34 PM
War is inevitable...

How about dem apples?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: rude32 on June 21, 2009, 03:18:45 AM
If your a first child, theres a high chance you were a mistake.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 21, 2009, 12:15:58 PM
There is always someone out there who hates what you love.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 21, 2009, 11:38:47 PM
at least two people in the world would be happy if you were dead.
there's a chance they know each other.
one of them owns a shovel.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 22, 2009, 08:37:47 AM
You just lost the game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 22, 2009, 11:04:03 PM
When they break in with a "Breaking news" story on T.V. and tell you that you can see the story at 5 P.M. and it's only 2:45, it's not really a big news story.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 23, 2009, 12:05:31 AM
More people can tell you all of the details about why John and Kate (plus eight) are getting divorced than can talk to you about what's going on in Iran.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 01, 2009, 03:54:14 PM
You know your favorite MMA fighter who beats the crap out of everybody in his path?....he's actually gay.
I always tell this to my brother. XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 04, 2009, 01:33:03 AM
78 deg. Fahrenheit.  It's the new "Room Temperature".                   ... and it's Summer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 05, 2009, 04:02:16 PM
No, you are not a vampire and never will be....



Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 23, 2009, 01:36:03 PM
No, you are not a vampire and never will be....




ROFL. Take that "Twilight" Crowd.   ;D




... Your out of ice-cream.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 31, 2009, 01:11:05 PM
Nobody cares that you know alot about anime. Those paragraphs just annoy people.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on July 31, 2009, 02:22:46 PM
Momoi doesn't really love you...she only likes you as a friend.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 31, 2009, 02:38:49 PM
Momoi doesn't really love you...she only likes you as a friend.
There is the truth, and then there are just plain insults sir. Momoi made her love official when she said it to me during the concert. It doesn't matter if she wasn't looking directly at me when she said it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on July 31, 2009, 03:33:17 PM
lol. I stand corrected. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on August 01, 2009, 01:03:13 AM
Solar Energy is Green Electricity...but it's not so nice for the environment as it reduces the levels of drinking water! Go water shortage power through Solar!! YAY! @.@

Just because the FDA says it's safe, doesn't mean it actually is.

Tolerance and acceptance are two different things.

Titanic was NOT the best acting that Leonardo Di Caprio did.

Scientology was created by a 2nd or even 3rd rate science fiction author.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on August 01, 2009, 07:54:24 PM
That burger you just ate, somebody spit in it.


Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 01, 2009, 09:26:24 PM
...And that's not mayo.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AnimeEmperor on August 03, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
It's literally impossible to truly know if someone loves you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on August 03, 2009, 09:30:27 AM
None of the shows I watch are actually in production any longer.  I'm stuck in a perpetual state of reruns...and so are most of you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 05, 2009, 12:22:04 PM
It's "Shark Week" which translates to a limited amount of subjects to watch on Discovery.

( ... but I would like to see the Mythbusters guys try to disprove the existence of the Land Shark.  *knock*knock*  ... Candy Gram ... )
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 12, 2009, 12:09:37 PM
They arn't really your friends. They just wanna play your xbox.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 12, 2009, 12:41:11 PM
Doctors lie. It ain't gonna be alright...and it will hurt like a bitch. And NO I can not relax!
  >:(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on August 12, 2009, 11:33:23 PM
you dont want to know about the last person who sat in that chair at the theatre. no, you dont. trust me.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Stormfalcon on August 13, 2009, 11:21:05 AM
Doctors lie. It ain't gonna be alright...and it will hurt like a bitch. And NO I can not relax!
  >:(


And that's all before they show you the bill for it all...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on August 13, 2009, 01:05:53 PM
Sh!t happens.
(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd306/michikonakano/fired.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 13, 2009, 01:43:27 PM
Doctors lie. It ain't gonna be alright...and it will hurt like a bitch. And NO I can not relax!
  >:(


And that's all before they show you the bill for it all...

lol true, true. Although my insurance pays the bill. I just get to look at it and think OHMYGAWD.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 17, 2009, 04:38:41 PM
That panel you thought was successful at fanime?it's not coming back next year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 20, 2009, 02:02:35 PM
That food you see that's being warmed up by the heat lamp... You don't want to know how long it's been there!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on August 20, 2009, 04:06:43 PM
Those protesters will never go away.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on August 22, 2009, 04:25:52 PM
There is a difference between acceptance and equality.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 27, 2009, 02:12:10 PM
Having many piercings, tattoos, and doing lots of drugs doesn't make you a rebel. In fact your an even bigger conformist than before.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 29, 2009, 11:53:19 AM
The more expensive the cat / dog food you buy, the more likely your pet will turn it's nose up at it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on August 31, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
You maybe have a lot of friends...but if you really think about it..... You are alone....so very alone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 01, 2009, 07:00:38 PM
Your not gonna win that contest. Your never gonna win anything.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 01, 2009, 08:27:43 PM
They are plotting against you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on September 02, 2009, 10:05:00 AM
Everybody laughs at you behind your back.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 02, 2009, 10:52:43 AM
Everybody laughs at you behind your back.

Since you said that I'll add, people talk behind your back!

(Caught my friend doing that to me, I let it slide since I do the same thing too   :P)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Haruka on September 04, 2009, 11:11:20 PM
You know that hot guy at work who always smiles at you?  He's gay.

Your outfit isn't really cute.  I was just being a bitch.

You weren't his/her first.

You remember when you were so pretty and popular in high school?  Too bad no one cares.

A college degree works against you in a Recession.

There's still no cure for AIDS.

Insurance companies will find any way they can NOT to pay your claim, no matter how legitimate.

Politicians couldn't care less about you.

Sometimes friendship is a cover for jealousy.

and finally,

You can't take it with you when you die.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 06, 2009, 10:02:38 PM
The world is going to s***, eventually we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic world.

And I'm kinda looking forward to it!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 08, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
The movie you thought was gonna be so awsome because of the trailer? Those are just a few minutes from a very long boring story.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JTchinoy on September 08, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Men want a girl who's the librarian and the stripper.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on September 09, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
that "promotion" you got doesnt come with benefits, a raise, or better hours.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on September 09, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
You touch yourself at night.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 10, 2009, 01:36:35 PM
You touch yourself at night.
And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on September 10, 2009, 02:40:51 PM
You touch yourself at night.
And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.
She's thinking about your sister instead.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 12, 2009, 01:07:32 PM
Even you were at one time a Noob.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on September 12, 2009, 05:49:40 PM
if the mayan calendar is true in predicting that the world will end in 2012, that will suck because that's the year i turn 21 and can *legally* drink.


...of course, even though the mayan calendar ends in 2012, it will probably just start over again.  sort of like how our calendar "ends" in december.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 15, 2009, 11:31:53 PM
No matter how hard you please someone, they're never satisfied.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 21, 2009, 01:57:18 PM
You touch yourself at night.
And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.
She's thinking about your sister instead.
The person that is thinking of you when they touch themselves? That annoying girl with really bad hygene. Yup, every single night. (it's fun to keep the chain going. XD)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 02:27:29 PM
You touch yourself at night.
And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.
She's thinking about your sister instead.
The person that is thinking of you when they touch themselves? That annoying girl with really bad hygene. Yup, every single night.

Yeah, you guys are related. She's your cousin.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 21, 2009, 04:16:53 PM
Disney will never fall
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 22, 2009, 05:07:35 PM
Your mother is loose. Yeah, now you know why none of your siblings have the same father.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 01, 2009, 07:41:37 PM
Ceiling cat is watching you masterbate while he masterbates.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 12:42:13 PM
You're an anime loving nerd.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 02, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
The most Awful Truth you would refuse to read:

• You are more in love with an anime character then a person in real life!

• You will never make physical contact with the anime character that you love.

• You are not the master of your pet, the pet is your master.

• Violence do solve problems!

• When you say words will never hurt you... Truth is your truly hurting inside.

• "People want to abuse you. People want to be abused. People want to use you. People want to be used by you."
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 04:26:05 PM
• Everybody's looking for something...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on October 02, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
• Violence do solve problems!

That made me feel better! I don't see that as awful...

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on October 03, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
The Princess is in another castle.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 12:03:44 PM
You remember that girl you had a crush on in high school? The one you sat next to in almost every class? She doesn't remember you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 05, 2009, 03:55:38 PM
It'll never be lupus on House.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 07, 2009, 12:11:26 AM
You're an anime loving nerd.
and??
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 07, 2009, 12:15:44 AM
When all else fails, fire is still an option.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on October 07, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
You will try your entire life to be happy, but you never will be.

You're an anime loving nerd.
and??

Just stating the obvious incase someone didn't realize the awful truth. ^^
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 27, 2009, 03:27:29 PM
Your favorite movie won't get a sequel
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 27, 2009, 03:42:48 PM
there really is something in the water.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on October 27, 2009, 08:49:57 PM
Gurren Lagann and GaoGaiGar are NOT the best super robot anime titles ever. XD

What?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on October 29, 2009, 12:58:58 AM
You don't need to be a senior to have a "senior moment".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on November 02, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
You can't trick or treat anymore. You are too old.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on November 03, 2009, 10:45:11 AM
You can't trick or treat anymore. You are too old.
Heeeeey!  ...yeah that's true.  :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on November 03, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
You are going to die. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually you will...and you cannot avoid it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on November 03, 2009, 04:44:20 PM
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on November 03, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
Peace will never last permanently.


Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 18, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
Your favorite bands? They're never getting back together.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 18, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
You're favorite manga that just kind of ends in the middle of the story...will not have another volume  :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on December 19, 2009, 05:52:17 PM
AX is comming.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on December 21, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
Your favorite bands? They're never getting back together.

(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww250/jh2up/10rn12f.gif)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on December 21, 2009, 03:38:06 PM
your bandwidth was exceeded.  how depressing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on December 22, 2009, 08:48:28 AM
Jesus wasnt really born on December 25th... some say its actually around March. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on December 22, 2009, 04:20:26 PM
Jesus wasnt really born on December 25th... some say its actually around March. :P

It wasn't July?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on December 25, 2009, 10:13:16 PM
it wasn't... memorial day weekend??
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Dagger-6 on December 27, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
It was July 4th, duh.

The plot and writing to Avatar was mediocre at best.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ollieMaxwell on December 27, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
Badass Driver in Wangan Midnight =/= Badass Driver IRL
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 30, 2009, 03:43:46 PM
Real vampires don't sparkle in day light. They burn in a very horrible death.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on December 30, 2009, 04:06:58 PM
Anime and Nickelodeon fans still confuse the Avatar movie with The Last Airbender.

Everyone was born dumb; it takes time to learn and overcome it.

Internet meme trends die less than 3 years.  It can never last forever.  If you are still doing or talking about an old meme excessively, you are behind the times.

Autotune =/= good singing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on December 30, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
my ex boyfriend doesn't care about me anymore does he......
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 01, 2010, 12:33:53 PM
That that doesn't kill you probably left a few bite marks.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on January 02, 2010, 01:45:36 AM
That that doesn't kill you probably left a few bite marks.

it did, but they've healed.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 04, 2010, 11:59:47 AM
2010 - and still no flying cars, world peace or ended world hunger.

Doh, those movies from the 80's & 90's lied to me. this future fails.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on January 04, 2010, 01:23:55 PM
its not the future yet. we're still in the present.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 06, 2010, 08:44:18 AM
you're going to have at least one awkward moment at fanime 2010. ;)

whether you enjoy it or not is totally up to you.   :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Tony on January 06, 2010, 09:03:00 AM
you're going to have at least one awkward moment at fanime 2010. ;)

whether you enjoy it or not is totally up to you.   :-[
:( If I were Snake, my stamina bar would have just dropped 50%.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 06, 2010, 02:43:18 PM
You troll only because you're scared to get your ass kicked in real life. Admit it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 07, 2010, 12:57:05 AM
^^QFT^^   XD

There never was a song on Lazy Town called "You are a Ninja".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 09, 2010, 02:35:39 PM
You support Obama now, but you know deep down inside you were one of those people who said "we have to fight the terrorist, so shut up and do what ever Bush says."
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Knightfire on January 10, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
Within 5 years if we still don't have flying cars, Back to the Future Part II Lied!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on January 14, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Within 5 years if we still don't have flying cars, Back to the Future Part II Lied!

The Awful Truth: There are actually many different forms of functioning flying cars that people and companies have invented over the years. However, when there are so many reckless drivers and accidents on the ground, why would anyone trust to allow us to fly?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 15, 2010, 12:46:04 AM
Within 5 years if we still don't have flying cars, Back to the Future Part II Lied!

The Awful Truth: There are actually many different forms of functioning flying cars that people and companies have invented over the years. However, when there are so many reckless drivers and accidents on the ground, why would anyone trust to allow us to fly?
And apparently Israel has something on that order already...

http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/blogs/defense/index.jsp?plckController=Blog&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&newspaperUserId=27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7&plckPostId=Blog%3a27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7Post%3a452dff49-5fec-45fa-adb2-19c7d720a385&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on January 15, 2010, 12:02:49 PM
And apparently Israel has something on that order already...

http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/blogs/defense/index.jsp?plckController=Blog&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&newspaperUserId=27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7&plckPostId=Blog%3a27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7Post%3a452dff49-5fec-45fa-adb2-19c7d720a385&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest

Now, I could see them utilizing flying vehicles for emergency vehicles, like ambulances, the police department, and the fire departments. However, I don't ever see them allowing grandma to fly her hover car unknowingly over people's houses and crash it into the roof of the local elementary school.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 20, 2010, 03:43:36 PM
That fandubbed anime you almost finished watching just got licensed. And no, the company isn't gonna release any episodes any time soon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on January 21, 2010, 01:41:07 AM
There's really a legitimate website that contains the name "Pedo" in it:

pedosmiles.com

And yes, this is a legitimate site (no spam).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SukebeStudios on January 21, 2010, 04:45:47 AM
The Awful Truth...the Pecking Order of Life

There's...

You
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\/
The Dirt
||
\/
The Worms Inside of the Dirt
||
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Popo's Stool
||
\/
Kami
||
\/
...then Popo
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: caskaslyrk on January 21, 2010, 01:02:57 PM
My mother was right saying don't grow up too fast. 

Now look...get stuck with a job and paying bills!!  Can I get on the next fairy to Never Never Land! LOL



Also no matter how much someone else likes you and tries to get you to like them...it doesn't mean you are going to like them back...Vice Versa as well.  8)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SukebeStudios on January 21, 2010, 01:35:26 PM
You can't find love, it'll find you when you least expect it.

YET

You can't wait and let love come to you, you have to go look for it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 21, 2010, 03:06:08 PM
Infection of random germs, bugs and viruses will run rampant at Fanime if not properly kept in check...  :-\

Please stay healthy! Wash your hands, Cover your cough, handle money with care, Take your showers.

Stay away from anyone you think is infected. Seriously.  :-[  its sucks to be sick - before, during or after fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 21, 2010, 03:12:16 PM
Stay away from anyone you think is infected. Seriously.  :-[  its sucks to be sick - before, during or after fanime.
So in other words, stay away from the hug wall?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 21, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Stay away from anyone you think is infected. Seriously.  :-[  its sucks to be sick - before, during or after fanime.
So in other words, stay away from the hug wall?

Anyone who craves that much physical attention is probably infected with something don't you think?  :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Recca on January 21, 2010, 05:13:43 PM
No matter how much you love your boobs, you'll always know some one with better ones.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: caskaslyrk on January 26, 2010, 04:06:10 AM
No matter how much you love your boobs, you'll always know some one with better ones.

Ohhh that is soo true!!!

Or you will always know someone with a firmer butt or tighter abs!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 26, 2010, 11:22:07 AM
Your favorite restraunt got new owners. And no, they don't share the philosophy that food should not taste like cooked dog turds.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on January 26, 2010, 12:13:56 PM
You think cooked dog turds taste delicious!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 27, 2010, 12:23:02 PM
you cant bend time and space to make Fanime happen any sooner.  :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 27, 2010, 10:18:29 PM
you cant bend time and space to make Fanime happen any sooner.  :-\
you also can't stretch time and space in order to make the duration of fanime last longer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on January 28, 2010, 02:31:05 PM
There is no avoiding being disliked on the Internet, no matter how liked you are.  Someday, someone will post you on websites such as 4chan, Lamebook, Failblog, Encyclopaedia Dramatica, etc.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on January 28, 2010, 04:03:18 PM
you will have to deal with at least one stalker this year.  :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on January 28, 2010, 05:22:50 PM
That stalker will be Jerry. :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on February 07, 2010, 09:35:58 AM
No matter how much of a Mr. Nice Guy you are, you'll never get the respect you deserve. People will always treat you like crap.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kyochan on February 07, 2010, 05:03:11 PM
A netbook is not a laptop. Just accept the fact that you got a cheap imitation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 07, 2010, 06:33:47 PM
Your favorite band is just about to become very famous and have a much larger fan base made up of people you absolutely hate. And yes, they will pretend to have listened to your band longer than you have.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 08, 2010, 03:15:58 PM
The Saints deserved to win yesterday.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 08, 2010, 11:22:53 PM
You'll be left out of the masquerade schedule. All that practice for the skit was for nothing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 09, 2010, 12:23:22 PM
No matter how hard you worked on your cosplay or how authentic it is, someone will mistake you for an entirely different character.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 09, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
We know that movie is a ripoff. But it'll still make money.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on February 09, 2010, 10:35:31 PM
In terms of "spicy hot", you cannot handle the pure hottest of the hottest; you would be dead by now if you tried.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on February 10, 2010, 10:39:47 AM
Pedo bear will likely be at the Con.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 10, 2010, 10:54:26 AM
Pedobear is a 2010 Winter Olympic mascot sanctioned by Poland newspapers.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 10, 2010, 12:38:25 PM
Pedobear is a 2010 Winter Olympic mascot sanctioned by Poland newspapers.
ROFL
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 12, 2010, 07:09:47 PM
Don't struggle. It only makes it worse.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on February 12, 2010, 08:12:43 PM
There is a plan, but it doesn't include you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 13, 2010, 07:51:43 PM
Your out of ammo and the zombies number in the hundreds as they break the door. No, you don't have a katana or machete handy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 16, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
There will always be at least one person who doesn't get your jokes.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on February 16, 2010, 06:24:50 PM
You can't ever make everyone happy.  And some days you can't make anyone happy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 02:20:40 PM
No matter what you say, you will always offend at least one person.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Death_Note_Matt on February 17, 2010, 03:12:20 PM
You can draw Anime really good but you will never become a mangaka!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 03:16:13 PM
Someone you do not like will always be in a position above you at work.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 17, 2010, 03:19:46 PM
No matter how much you study the language, you will always speak pigeon japanese with horrible mispronounciations.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Death_Note_Matt on February 17, 2010, 03:24:39 PM
when you where little your favorite dog didn't run away...It got hit by your dads car when he was pulling out for work.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 03:43:45 PM
when you where little your favorite dog didn't run away...It got hit by your dads car when he was pulling out for work.

Similar thing happened to me, but with a semi-nicer ending.

When you were little your favorite dog didn't run away, your parents took it down to the local animal shelter.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Yuu on February 17, 2010, 05:23:11 PM
No matter what you say, you will always offend at least one person.

In my case, it's more like all BUT 'one person'. seriously, WTF?


 Oooh where to begin??

 Hey yuppies who act higher than thou for being 'environmentally friendly guess what? - YOUR NOT.

 Your just doing it because it's a fad and makes you feel good about your insignificant lives. Tell me, exactly, what is so 'green' about driving your mini-van an extra 15 mi to Wholepaycheck rather than WALKING to a normal grocery store?

I know, I know, 'because it's organic'
Bullshit.  Do you even know what 'organic' means? It's the term for anything carbon-based. Therefore, by your standards we should eat people but not water or salt.

And yes, thank GOD that everything is wrapped in plastic because you'd just die if you got any GASP bacteria on your skin! Yah, hi, us humans are FULL of bacteria. Oh and that plastic? You know where it comes from? Of coarse you don't. You don't think about the source of anything (reading a package of machined carrots to see if they are organic doesn't count) because that would require THOUGHT rather than just doing the 'in' thing. It's called petroleum.
You know, the same stuff you put in your Pius that you idle for an HOUR to get gas at the Costco because it's 'popular' instead of the EMPTY Chevron a block away.

Then you probably go home and blog about tearing down the EVIL food giant's who aren't supporting the poor victimized organic farmers who rape you in the ass for a carton of milk. Of coarse, the solution is much simpler than your making it- farmers markets yay!

Oooh but wait they don't have thousand of plastic bottles of hand sanitizer so you may actually have to touch the cart handle!! Even WORSE the employees probably don't sanitize their hands with bleach between handling each and every piece of food.

I'm sorry, that was harsh wasn't it? I shouldn't ask you to THINK about what your doing when your self-created 'stress-filled' life is already SOOO difficult. I know you would muse about it on your way to the spa but your already having to decice between between the cucumber face-mask and the paraphrase wax.

TRUTH- You yuppies are some of the most wasteful, superficial people on the planet. The best thing you can do for the planet is kill yourselves. life is indeed rough.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 17, 2010, 06:28:59 PM
Mario Kart is more popular than F-Zero is.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 17, 2010, 08:17:53 PM
You will never be a seiyuu.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Yuu on February 18, 2010, 08:59:25 AM
Mario Kart is more popular than F-Zero is.  :-[

What's F-Zero?

On this note- no one knows of Shadow Hearts. It keeps me up at night.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on February 18, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
at least one elevator will be broken by the time of con---

and the rest of the elevators will be ridiculously slow.

it will be faster to take the stairs.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 18, 2010, 02:24:44 PM
Just because you walk up and talk to people doesn't mean there your friends. In fact they would prefer it if you go away.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 18, 2010, 02:58:03 PM
Most of your friends on Facebook aren't really your friends.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 18, 2010, 06:23:51 PM
All your female friends online are 40 year old men.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 19, 2010, 12:15:52 AM
Even with more lines of resolution 1080i still doesn't look as good as 720p.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 19, 2010, 04:06:45 PM
The cake is a lie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on February 19, 2010, 04:09:59 PM
we're gonna have new attendees that are gonna be in complete awe of this convention.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 19, 2010, 04:31:22 PM
we're gonna have new attendees that are gonna be in complete awe of this convention.

lol. I don't think people being full of awe really counts as 'awful.' :D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 19, 2010, 04:54:03 PM
Mario Kart is more popular than F-Zero is.  :-[

What's F-Zero?

Awful truth: People don't look up (Google) stuff they never heard of. (F-Zero is a video game series)

Quote
On this note- no one knows of Shadow Hearts. It keeps me up at night.

I know what that is!  ;D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 19, 2010, 05:00:06 PM
we're gonna have new attendees that are gonna be in complete awe of this convention.
We're gonna have new weeboos you mean. It is natural to be in awe when you first see fanime, but unfortunately some people develop skitzophrenia,ADD and Tourette syndrome when they enter.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Liquid on February 19, 2010, 06:21:13 PM
we're gonna have new attendees that are gonna be in complete awe of this convention.
We're gonna have new weeboos you mean. It is natural to be in awe when you first see fanime, but unfortunately some people develop skitzophrenia,ADD and Tourette syndrome when they enter.

Glitch is an alien and he is out to get me!!! ASTRO!! FUNKY!! BISTRO!! CUBIC!! .... oooooo look, a puppy!! *wanders off*
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on February 19, 2010, 08:43:10 PM
there will be at least one instance this fanime when a random confused and angry person will decide to direct all their rage at you and make you feel super awkward.  but only if you're a staff member.  ha!  haha!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 19, 2010, 11:44:31 PM
we're gonna have new attendees that are gonna be in complete awe of this convention.
We're gonna have new weeboos you mean. It is natural to be in awe when you first see fanime, but unfortunately some people develop skitzophrenia,ADD and Tourette syndrome when they enter.

Glitch is an alien and he is out to get me!!! ASTRO!! FUNKY!! BISTRO!! CUBIC!! .... oooooo look, a puppy!! *wanders off*
And those are the easy ones to handle. XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 20, 2010, 12:49:17 AM
Altho Mislabeled, Mis-advertised, and mis-identified as, there are no such things as AA, C or D "Batteries"*







*(and before you people start going "Dude, Wait?  What?", they are actually called "Cells".  Two or more "cells connected in series or parallel make a Battery).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Death_Note_Matt on February 20, 2010, 09:57:36 AM
Misa Misa...Raito never liked you..in facted he found you annoying and wanted to kill you >: D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 20, 2010, 08:53:44 PM
That karate school you went to didn't teach you s**t about defending yourself.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Death_Note_Matt on February 21, 2010, 08:40:40 PM
That dress make you look fat D:
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on February 21, 2010, 09:54:07 PM
Lil Wayne's wish can never happen: You can never do every girl in the world.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Death_Note_Matt on February 22, 2010, 01:28:22 PM
If you have a crush on that Real deal Japanese Otaku at your college or university...He will never date you...because he prefers 2D Girls over you! HA HA!
*muttersthatdamnTsubasa* =___=;
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 22, 2010, 02:36:02 PM
The dealer's room won't have anything you want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 22, 2010, 05:54:10 PM
The dealer's room won't have anything you want.

This made my day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 23, 2010, 12:28:52 AM
That dress make you look fat D:
... or as Al Bundy said: "No, Peg, It's the fat that makes you look fat".   (waits to be voted off like Ezekiel on Total Drama Island)  :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 23, 2010, 02:54:28 PM
Your favorite band had to cancel out of fanime at the last minute.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 24, 2010, 08:30:05 AM
No matter what hour of any given day of the week, the toll plaza at the Bay Bridge will be a traffic nightmare.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 24, 2010, 04:32:27 PM
That person who does very bad cosplays? They'll be back to do your favorite character this year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on February 27, 2010, 10:21:04 PM
you really can't trust the room cleaning ladies at hotels... shame shame, your room is full of expensive technology, costumes, and delicious food  :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 28, 2010, 09:47:15 PM
You probably know more about anime than the average japanese person.(no, that's not a compliment)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 01, 2010, 10:47:24 AM
If it is cute, it will kill you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 02, 2010, 02:08:29 PM
That cosplay that you worked hard to make and that you hoped people would recognize? Well somebody with a better made version just walked into the con before you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on March 02, 2010, 03:44:32 PM
The person that you just met online and who doesn't want to post a picture is really a serial killer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on March 04, 2010, 04:24:23 PM
You can find all the inside information of the Israeli conflict easily. (http://gizmodo.com/5485797/israeli-raid-cancelled-after-very-stupid-facebook-post)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 04, 2010, 06:42:40 PM
Just because you cosplay a cute character doesn't mean it will hide your uglieness.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on March 05, 2010, 12:03:36 AM
idk if i've said this yet, but...

spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Yuu on March 05, 2010, 09:39:54 AM


 Most truths ARE awful.If they weren't we'd have no need for lies.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on March 05, 2010, 12:06:17 PM
Just because you cosplay a cute character doesn't mean it will hide your uglieness.

Ouch.

Chickens can't fly: Alice Cooper,  who was raised in Detroit, learned that the hard way.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 05, 2010, 02:33:02 PM
Repeating a joke over again doesn't make it funnier.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on March 06, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
You will spend more time in line then doing whatever it was you were in line for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on March 07, 2010, 02:04:54 AM
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 07, 2010, 12:30:48 PM
Some otaku will wed their true love some day.
Some otaku will wed someone out of desperation and most likely end up in a empty marriage.
Some otaku will mary upholstery.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on March 07, 2010, 05:19:01 PM
Sometimes thing go really bad really fast and you can't control any of it. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 07, 2010, 06:34:33 PM
Making your heroes godlike only leads to disappointment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on March 07, 2010, 07:54:19 PM
you've probably been in near death experience... and not known it.  many times.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 08, 2010, 07:01:02 PM
That cute cosplayer will never have a wardrobe malfunction(no matter how skimpy the outfit). But that not so flattering cosplayer will have several moments where you will want to gouge your eyes out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on March 08, 2010, 07:45:22 PM
there is probably a cavity forming in your mouth right now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on March 08, 2010, 11:36:02 PM
Your favorite anime or manga character probably has a hentai, yaoi or yuri made in manga, live action, images or anime form. No matter how much you don't want to believe it. It's there.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 09, 2010, 06:27:40 PM
Your mother pretends you don't like anime when she talks to other people about you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on March 11, 2010, 09:27:09 AM
Your favorite anime or manga character probably has a hentai, yaoi or yuri made in manga, live action, images or anime form. No matter how much you don't want to believe it. It's there.

I don't find that awful, I find it to be paradise. LoL.
===
You deny to yourself that you love your favorite anime or manga characters converted into hentai. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 13, 2010, 10:06:17 PM
No matter how hard you try to stop him, your friend will get drunk and throw up in somebody's room party.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on March 15, 2010, 04:13:36 PM
Someone in your group of friends secretly is jealous of everything you do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 16, 2010, 06:17:46 PM
You will get sick exactly one day before fanime. And the illness will end exactly that tuesday after fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on March 17, 2010, 08:51:24 AM
Your mother pretends you don't like anime when she talks to other people about you.
-__- *sigh*
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on March 17, 2010, 03:36:51 PM
• Your parents will only listen and react to things that truely matters.
• And your parents will never appreciate for the person that you are and only care for the person that they want you to be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 17, 2010, 05:13:52 PM
Some parents will do all they can to kick their kids out at 18, but will complain that they never come and visit them.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on April 10, 2010, 09:16:42 AM
You think about me whenever the Dentyne Ice commercial comes on. :D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: michiko nakano on April 10, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
you might have screwed up your taxes
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 10, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
Your favorite game sequel will always be postponed, until nobody remembers it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on April 10, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
At least 1 total stranger will ask to either take you to their hotel room or to come back to yours this fanime. No matter how old you are.

No matter how blatantly you tell them no you will be hugged at least once by someone that creeps you out.

Yes that guy has been following you for the past three blocks and no he isn't staying at your hotel.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 11, 2010, 06:47:34 PM
During a zombie outbreak, you'll likely be the first eaten rather than a bad ass with a shotgun.(because even if you had a shotgun, you would miss horribly)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 11, 2010, 11:01:14 PM
I'm Back, Bitches.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 11, 2010, 11:16:54 PM
I'm Back, Bitches.
Some posters didn't realize you were gone.  ;D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on April 16, 2010, 10:38:54 AM
When you Graduate, leave your hometown and come during a holiday to visit and try to rub it into the faces of the people who never left no one will know you left, your old teachers probably wont remember you, no one will care but your parents who tell you you've become lazy and fat.

(True Story)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 16, 2010, 12:57:25 PM
There are some images in your mind you just can't get rid of.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on April 17, 2010, 09:40:08 AM
And when those images stop making you scream you've finally lost it. Assuming that you were ever sane to begin with. Makes you wish mind bleach always works, but it doesn't.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 18, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
No matter how much you try to educate those around you, people will always refer to anime as "those chinese cartoons" and other nonsense.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on April 22, 2010, 09:07:35 AM
Mexico is a poor, weak, corrupted country. The only good things about it is the food and the culture. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 22, 2010, 06:23:06 PM
Mexico is a poor, weak, corrupted country. The only good things about it is the food and the culture. 
You left out lucha libre. You have lost the internets.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 23, 2010, 12:08:40 AM
Mexico is a poor, weak, corrupted country. The only good things about it is the food and the culture. 
You left out lucha libre. You have lost the internets.
And you can buy a Renault Megane there, but not here.   :(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 25, 2010, 12:11:18 AM
Mexico is a poor, weak, corrupted country. The only good things about it is the food and the culture. 
You left out lucha libre. You have lost the internets.
And you can buy a Renault Megane there, but not here.   :(
another thing, Momoi has done a concert in Mexico.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0WyhWvrbrs (I love the ending to this XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWtjXTMeLaI&feature=related
(here's where the awful truth comes in) That's right american otaku. Your not this special,select group of foreigners that Momoi only loves!!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 29, 2010, 08:29:53 AM
Even if fairies were real, Tinkerbell would still be a fictional character.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on April 29, 2010, 08:32:39 AM
You may not have enough hours in a day to do all the fun things and see/hang out all the people you've promised to meet up @ Con.

There's only so many places i could be at the same time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on April 29, 2010, 10:10:15 AM
Even if you graduate college theres a very high chance of you working at your local grocery store or starbucks.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rebeccakh on April 29, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
you have made at least one wrong decision in your life and its affecting your current life in unconceivable ways
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AuroraDreamer on April 29, 2010, 01:37:43 PM
There is no avoiding being disliked on the Internet, no matter how liked you are.  Someday, someone will post you on websites such as 4chan, Lamebook, Failblog, Encyclopaedia Dramatica, etc.
Creepy and happens... Someone at my college came up to me randomly and was like I saw you on 4chan! You were cosplaying as Misty right? My thoughts were WTF?! o.O

No matter how hard you try to explain your position on a subject, there is always going to be someone who is going to argue with you till you get pissed off.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 30, 2010, 02:37:22 AM
Autotunes < Talent.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 30, 2010, 11:44:09 PM
4chan saw that thing you did.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on April 30, 2010, 11:53:20 PM
No matter how well you plan something, no matter how many hoops you jump thru, SOMEONE will come out of left feild with something that will destroy your plans.  Something, that if brought to your attention just a little sooner wouldn't have been an issue. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 02, 2010, 12:29:59 PM
Every embarassing thing you've ever done that wasn't completely and totally done alone someone else knows about.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Stranghill on May 02, 2010, 06:24:06 PM
Yes, it is being turned into a movie, and no, they will not respect the author's original intentions.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 02, 2010, 06:44:18 PM
Even if you graduate college theres a very high chance of you working at your local grocery store or starbucks.
or movie theatre, making less than a high shool drop out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: r3za1264 on May 02, 2010, 09:25:17 PM
you just found out an awful truth that you didnt want to know
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 03, 2010, 09:56:57 AM
The chances of a boxing match between Pacquiao and Mayweather are very slim.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ichigocorcor on May 03, 2010, 03:55:39 PM
You're adopted.

.....oops, I thought we were putting down truths that we would be absolutely extatic about.

my bad.

LOL
i am adopted

fanime is only once a year D:
the sky's not actually blue
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2010, 09:47:47 AM
The chances of a boxing match between Pacquiao and Mayweather are very slim.
To add,
Pacquiao will eventually lose a match. It will be an ugly day for him even worse than when de la hoya himself lost to pacquiao.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 09, 2010, 11:33:38 AM
Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2010, 03:30:08 PM
Fanime is very close and you don't have enough money yet.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 09, 2010, 05:44:40 PM
No one cares about your damn farm.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2010, 05:59:31 PM
No one cares about your damn farm.
or your mafia.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 09, 2010, 06:37:07 PM
Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X


That's what war is for
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 09, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X


That's what war is for

*nods head* Agreed.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 10, 2010, 09:44:53 AM
you will make someone jealous come time of Fanime.

Drama will soon follow as well.   :-[

avoid it like the plague.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 10, 2010, 10:07:58 AM
Each time a  baby is born, one extra mouth in this world must be fed.
Hooray for almost-there-over-population.  :-X


That's what war is for

*nods head* Agreed.
Doesn't work. People breed too fast. The one thing humans enjoy more than killing each other is doing each other. War takes mobilization of people and supplies, sex just takes two horny people.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2010, 10:41:54 AM
Eventually, females will all experience the pain of labor.
(if the path is chosen)
So get those baby making stomachs and such ready.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 10, 2010, 04:10:19 PM
Your parents had sex.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2010, 04:12:41 PM
*adds* Your parents had sex and you KNOW they liked it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 10, 2010, 06:26:08 PM
And you've either seen or heard it at least once whether you realize it or not.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
At one point in your life, there had to be at least one family member you've wanted to kill.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 10, 2010, 09:53:09 PM
Their is no "Perfect Couple" There are only 2 people who can deal with each other and fullfill most of each others needs.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 11, 2010, 06:13:33 AM
Self Mutilation is on everyone's minds once in awhile.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 11, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
The world is not beautiful, therefore it is.

It's a disgusting truth that symbolizes how the dark aspects of life, such as oppression and tyranny, make the good and happy parts of life all the more precious and wonderful.It's its imperfection that allows us to enjoy the good side of it even more.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 11, 2010, 07:43:10 PM
your favorite japanese guest at fanime will cancel at the last minute due to scheduling conflicts. And by "scheduling conflicts" I mean he or she suddenly got offered a s#!t load of money from another con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 11, 2010, 08:10:12 PM
Whenever you go to a fight, there is a chance a Hockey game will break out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 11, 2010, 08:14:05 PM
Your life is much more easier than those who live in poverty.
Yet we tend to take advantage of our resources.
Thus.. leading to present day pollution.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 12, 2010, 10:09:56 PM
Your life is much more easier than those who live in poverty.
Yet we tend to take advantage of our resources.
Thus.. leading to our demise.


Fixed
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 13, 2010, 12:33:19 AM
Somewhere in your vast collection of DVD's is at least one disc you haven't watched, or maybe haven't opened.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 13, 2010, 12:08:00 PM
There is a slight possibility that you might have been recorded naked.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 13, 2010, 12:55:13 PM
All your base are belong to us.
(http://www.exit109.com/~hubcity/PpG_Base.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 13, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
You may see your negative attitude as "realistic", but it's actually just annoying and makes you look like a loser.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 13, 2010, 07:08:04 PM
Your lies make others sad, mad, annoyed, or discombobulated.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2010, 11:06:56 PM
superheros arent real
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Nephilim on May 13, 2010, 11:12:10 PM
People with a [slightly] pessimistic attitude probably have a better grasp of reality and their surroundings/place-in-life than someone's who's optimistic and happy all the time.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 14, 2010, 12:38:29 AM
No matter what you do you will manage to hurt someone else horribly even if you don't realize it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 14, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
No matter what you do you will manage to hurt someone else horribly even if you don't realize it.

this is a horribly awful truth.   ._.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 14, 2010, 01:18:39 PM
Everyone is two-faced.
You cannot escape it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 14, 2010, 03:21:59 PM
It's very easy to figure out your expenses for fanime, but your gonna go ahead and endanger your hotel and food money anyway.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 15, 2010, 02:52:30 PM
You can't do crazy stuff that you see  on t.v. without hurting yourself in the process.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Nephilim on May 16, 2010, 03:08:57 PM
Everyone lies, the only difference is what they lie about.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 16, 2010, 10:15:46 PM
Your a fraud and it's only a matter of time before they find out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 17, 2010, 08:37:53 AM
Everyone lies, the only difference is what they lie about.

Old Simpsons Quote~

Marge: You LIED to me!!!

Homer: Marge, Marge... it takes two to lie.... one to Lie and one to Listen.

Marge: That doesnt even make sense!

Homer: Yeah it does...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 17, 2010, 07:08:59 PM
An awful truth about guys: if it itches, it will be scratched.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 18, 2010, 04:27:32 AM
Being curious eventually leads you to answers you really didn't want to know.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 18, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
(S)he's really not that into you.  :-[
(http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/hes-just-not-that-into-you-.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 18, 2010, 01:54:38 PM
you laugh, you loose.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 18, 2010, 03:23:35 PM
Every time you have intercourse with someone.. you have a chance of getting an STD..
or that everyone in school will know the following day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 18, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
^ and for women, a chance of getting pregnant. Condoms only work 97% of the time.

You could be that 3%.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 18, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
Everybody looses somebody in their lifetime.
And it hurts.

A LOT.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 18, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
You say your in love, but your only with your girlfriend because your desperate and cling to anybody you get.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 18, 2010, 08:25:10 PM
People secretly hate you.
or, they can be open about it, tell you, & make you feel much worse
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 18, 2010, 09:19:40 PM
They got you surrounded.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 19, 2010, 12:36:49 AM
They got you surrounded.
They'll never take me alive!!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 19, 2010, 06:05:16 AM
Whether you realized it or not at the time you have either lead someone on or been lead on by someone else.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 19, 2010, 01:12:14 PM
You will never understand your kids completely.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 19, 2010, 05:05:09 PM
You will become old, and will not be able to follow those "hottest trends."
Even if you do.. you'll look weird doing it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Nephilim on May 19, 2010, 07:59:18 PM
Nothing lasts forever.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 20, 2010, 12:58:31 AM
There are people who die of old age and as virgins.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 20, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
you'll never get out of this life alive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 20, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
In order for your mother to be born, your grandmother had sex. And probably enjoyed it too.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Nephilim on May 20, 2010, 09:47:07 PM
In order for your mother to be born, your grandmother had sex. And probably enjoyed it too.

I was made with lots of love. :3
and passion D;
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on May 21, 2010, 10:31:59 AM
that person you thought your clicked with at speed dating, didnt click with you back.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 22, 2010, 07:38:22 AM
You may know alot about a subject that we know less about, but we're still aware that your lying to make it fit your point of view.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 22, 2010, 10:56:10 AM
You were never born "ready"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Solar on May 22, 2010, 05:25:35 PM
These courts will never be like Phoenix Wright, They will always be very boring
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AngelWings on May 22, 2010, 06:58:04 PM
Using autotunes doesn't make your actual singing any better.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 23, 2010, 12:44:32 AM
you will never be on american idol.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Solar on May 23, 2010, 12:55:39 AM
you will never be able to control time
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 23, 2010, 01:43:12 AM
"Cold" does not exist.  There is only an absence of heat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Solar on May 23, 2010, 02:14:58 AM
you dont have enough money when Fanime comes by
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 23, 2010, 01:32:50 PM
I'm bbqing ribs tonight, but you arent getting any.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 23, 2010, 02:38:15 PM
The dream you have is just information bouncing off your memories creating random stuff.So dreams have no meaning for teh most part.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 24, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
There's no free lunch.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 24, 2010, 04:13:34 PM
Being a douche bag doesn't count as "keeping it real".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 24, 2010, 05:16:02 PM
The Sharks aren't gonna win the Stanley Cup this year




Patrick Marleau and/or/nor Evgeni Nabokov, as unrestricted free agents, won't be San Jose Sharks next season
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 24, 2010, 07:17:03 PM
The douche-bags get more girls than the nice-guys.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Stormfalcon on May 24, 2010, 11:03:39 PM
Nice guys aren't nice at all.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on May 25, 2010, 11:17:31 AM
Your computer/laptop already has a virus on it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 25, 2010, 12:31:36 PM
If you had 3 wishes, you will ask for stuff that will backfire later on.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 25, 2010, 07:03:45 PM
We can see you picking your nose when you think nobody is looking.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 25, 2010, 11:49:17 PM
Yes, that dress does make you look fat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on May 26, 2010, 06:37:25 AM
The drive to Fanime is going to SUCK tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 26, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
All the many events you want to see at fanime...will all be scheduled at exactly the same time!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 26, 2010, 08:35:29 PM
The protestors will return.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 26, 2010, 09:47:52 PM
The lynchers are coming..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: rina1urb7 on May 26, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
Vegetarians will eventually be forced to break the rules once there's no single sprout of life growing from the dirt.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 31, 2010, 05:30:33 PM
The government is corrupt, our schools are crappy, our justice system fails, and the pedos are everywhere! Earth is over populated and our water supply is contaminated.

Beat that!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on May 31, 2010, 07:08:37 PM
Fanime 2010 is over.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on May 31, 2010, 08:44:20 PM
certain kind of people hate our govt because of our first black president. get over it already.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 31, 2010, 10:59:25 PM
Fanime 2010 is over.
We all saw this one coming.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 01, 2010, 11:12:26 AM
The government is run by old white guys that own companies.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on June 01, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
...and other companies are "bribing" them.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 01, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
some of you are already working on your cosplays for next year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 01, 2010, 08:09:21 PM
Your wigs are tangled.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Kdoodha on June 01, 2010, 08:14:09 PM
It's never the bullet with your name on it you need to worry about, but the bullet addressed "to whom it may concern"
The gospel according to Murphy
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 03, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
Your lack of sleep will cause you to faint and miss that panel you were dying to see.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 04, 2010, 01:11:09 PM
It is impossible to make those "Epic faces".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 05, 2010, 03:20:22 PM
You got a wicked case of cold sores from that game of spin the bottle at fanime. Enjoy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ice queen on June 05, 2010, 11:35:52 PM
Not everyone in this world finds love. Some are meant to be alone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 06, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
Whether you live an a hot/cold area/country, you're screwed cuz' you complain about the temperature.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ThatBlueDinosaurGuy on June 06, 2010, 09:44:56 PM
It's always the lousy ones that get promoted.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 07, 2010, 09:25:28 AM
You'll never be as smart as Bill Gates
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 07, 2010, 04:39:45 PM
You'll never be as rich as Bill Gates.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 07, 2010, 05:04:58 PM
You'll never be as pretty as Angelina Jolie, nor as sexy as Megan Fox.
You'll just fit in the 'average' category.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on June 08, 2010, 06:47:30 AM
In the time it takes you to read this, you could have learned a word in a foreign language, or smelled a flower, or done something remotely productive.

Yep, before you die, you get to look back and think, "Wow, I read that stupid post instead of doing anything else at all."

Unless you get Alzheimer's disease and can't remember anything, a shell of your former self.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 08, 2010, 07:30:04 AM
No matter what you do, you'll always be labelled.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on June 08, 2010, 08:22:39 AM
No matter how many times they say not to film the bands at Musicfest, someone will record it and put it on youtube.  :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on June 08, 2010, 08:27:14 AM
that crush you met at fanime who finally tells you that they sorta like you back... will not see you til next fanime.  :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 08, 2010, 09:31:42 AM
that crush you met at fanime who finally tells you that they sorta like you back... will not see you til next fanime.  :P

HARSH!  8)

You can't watch some of your animes b/c MegaVideo says to wait 43 Minutes before watching another episode, or you must pay and sign up, even though the anime site you are watching your shows on is "supposed" to have free anime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 09, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
That torrent file? its three different viruses.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 09, 2010, 08:32:11 PM
Sucks how some people don't know how to get music for free, & they gotta pay for their music.
But it also's risky for downloading free music.
It's a 50/50 chance you might get a little virus.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 13, 2010, 08:38:40 PM
You never will reach that spot that itches below your shoulder blade.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 13, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Isn't it difficult to learn a new language? Yeah, I thought so.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Loktera^2 on June 16, 2010, 01:26:20 PM
MOst of you will try this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Loktera/paint.png)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on June 17, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
You know how you put your flash drive in a school computer?
It's virused now.
The results will come later.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 17, 2010, 11:00:31 AM
You've been in denial for a very long time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 17, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
You've been in denial for a very long time.

most of you denied this.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 17, 2010, 09:30:22 PM
You've been in denial for a very long time.

most of you denied this.

If you won't accept it now, you'll never understand what you can't understand.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 17, 2010, 10:39:21 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on June 17, 2010, 10:44:12 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 17, 2010, 11:09:21 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 18, 2010, 12:37:54 AM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
... and then comes the "Reboot" ...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 19, 2010, 03:01:35 AM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
... and then comes the "Reboot" ...
followed by several other companies flooding the movies with very bad knock offs.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 19, 2010, 12:43:18 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
... and then comes the "Reboot" ...
followed by several other companies flooding the movies with very bad knock offs.
Then a T.V. series(s) that is only reated to the original movie mostly by name.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 19, 2010, 04:48:01 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
... and then comes the "Reboot" ...

followed by several other companies flooding the movies with very bad knock offs.
Then a T.V. series(s) that is only reated to the original movie mostly by name.
All of which is topped off by annoying fans who think it's always a good idea not to keep their mouths shut. As well as taking any criticism as an excuse to act as if you just flung poo at them.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 19, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
No matter how good you are at your job.  No matter how much your bosses, coworker and user base love you.  There is still a chance that in this economy you will get fired.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 20, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
That movie sequel your waiting for? More than likely you'll be watching it along side people who were born today.
That movie series you've been dying to just die out? It won't-it'll produce several more sequels that will suck worse and worse.
and will bring about a prequel!
... and then comes the "Reboot" ...

followed by several other companies flooding the movies with very bad knock offs.
Then a T.V. series(s) that is only reated to the original movie mostly by name.
All of which is topped off by annoying fans who think it's always a good idea not to keep their mouths shut. As well as taking any criticism as an excuse to act as if you just flung poo at them.
And the delicious food you buy to eat during the movie?
You gain plenty more calories just sitting there, in front of a big screen, for 2-3 Hours, munching on the oily popcorn, fattening chocolate, and heaps of sugary soda,
when you could've been out jogging to keep you fit, reading a book to increase your vocabulary, or donate blood to those who need it.
Shame on you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: animeangelfish on June 21, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
that diploma you got will mean nothing if you don't get a job and pay off your student loans.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 21, 2010, 05:49:21 PM
Tony Hayward finally got his "life back"  >:(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 21, 2010, 06:43:35 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 21, 2010, 09:00:10 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 21, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 21, 2010, 09:14:28 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Or your new avatar on Youville.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 21, 2010, 11:01:44 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Or your new avatar on Youville.
or your Twilight themed Aquarium.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 22, 2010, 07:20:38 AM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Or your new avatar on Youville.
or your Twilight themed Aquarium.
Or how much blood you've drained from your human victims on Vampire.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 22, 2010, 03:07:34 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Or your new avatar on Youville.
or your Twilight themed Aquarium.
Or how much blood you've drained from your human victims on Vampire.
Or your f**king castle.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 22, 2010, 07:22:10 PM
nobody cares about your farmville.

Nor your Mafia.
or that "cafe" you're working on.
Or your new avatar on Youville.
or your Twilight themed Aquarium.
Or how much blood you've drained from your human victims on Vampire.
Or your f**king castle.
Or what character you are from Twilight.. (Sheez, this really pisses me off)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 22, 2010, 09:33:55 PM
Annoying people are everywhere.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 22, 2010, 10:28:52 PM
Remember  that magical, happy, sweet Willy Wonka Gene Widler sang?

"Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination"
..
"If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Wanna be dreamer be one
Anytime you please and please save me one"

Sounds pedophil-ish, huh?
Yeah, what you've heard and liked, & thought was "awesome" as a kid has changed now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 23, 2010, 07:33:57 PM
I really don't see how that sounds pedophile like at all. 

Back on topic.

Things can ALWAYS be worse than they are.  If you doubt that fate will show you just how bad they can be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 24, 2010, 11:10:26 AM
You'll never understand the true meaning of magic.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 25, 2010, 08:10:53 AM
No matter how good your intentions are, you're only doing harm to that person your helping.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Loktera^2 on June 25, 2010, 10:37:32 AM
Things always get better in the end. If they aren't better, it's not the end.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on June 26, 2010, 11:32:48 AM
The power rangers are grown adults no matter how hard they try to convince you that they are in high school. Probably late 20's or early 30s. :/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 26, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
Your only famous because your a joke.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 27, 2010, 05:51:17 PM
That girl you are in love with, she's lesbian.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 27, 2010, 08:11:05 PM
Things always get better in the end. If they aren't better, it's not the end.

in the end, it doesnt even matter.
you fought so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 27, 2010, 09:45:39 PM
That girl you are in love with, she's lesbian.

The boy who you think is your prince charming.. has cheated on many women behind your back.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 28, 2010, 01:13:10 AM
Things always get better in the end. If they aren't better, it's not the end.

in the end, it doesnt even matter.
you fought so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter.
and people will always quote bands you don't like.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 28, 2010, 06:13:17 PM
Those dishes piled up by the kitchen sink?  They're not going to wash themselves.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 28, 2010, 06:22:11 PM
Those dishes piled up by the kitchen sink?  They're not going to wash themselves.
And dinner isn't get itself ready.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 28, 2010, 09:17:19 PM
Things always get better in the end. If they aren't better, it's not the end.

in the end, it doesnt even matter.
you fought so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter.
and people will always quote bands you don't like.
You can now find the quotes anywhere: Facebook, Myspace, Twitter.. etc.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 28, 2010, 10:22:39 PM
Things always get better in the end. If they aren't better, it's not the end.

in the end, it doesnt even matter.
you fought so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter.
and people will always quote bands you don't like.
You can now find the quotes anywhere: Facebook, Myspace, Twitter.. etc.
most of the people that do the quotes done care about the song.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 29, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
When you were a kid,your mother kissed you good night on your little cheek with the same mouth she did unspeakable things with on your father.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 29, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
When you were a kid,your mother kissed you good night on your little cheek with the same mouth she did unspeakable things with on your father.

If you never walked in on your parents,consider yourself lucky. Some children (now adults/teens) have been permanently scarred.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on June 30, 2010, 12:51:55 PM
When someone says everything is going to be okay. It usually isn't.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: monikamilani on June 30, 2010, 02:56:57 PM
The boy you've been with for 5 years has dumped you because he thinks Justin Bieber will "pick him up" better ;DD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on June 30, 2010, 04:45:30 PM
Your only famous because your a joke.

or because the costume was so epic, than ppl on 4chan & CGL DONT make fun of you.

>_<  I'm still in disbelief.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 30, 2010, 09:42:25 PM
Being a fanboy doesn't mean your a defenseless loser. But in your case it's very,very true.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: monikamilani on July 01, 2010, 08:48:35 AM
Yeah, the boy/girl that keeps stalking you-- That's your old best friend you lost contact with. Too bad you shooed them away and they'll never show again. They changed much, right?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on July 01, 2010, 09:21:27 AM
quarters are more likely used to do laundry and parking meters than they were used to play video games at the local arcade... which a more mostly a thing of the past*

even most arcades like golf land use swipe cards now instead of tokens...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 01, 2010, 08:18:03 PM
those young people born in 1989 are now able to buy alcohol.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 07, 2010, 02:36:09 AM
That nude video of you is gonna come back to bite you in the ass.(which is also the part most filmed in that video)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 08, 2010, 11:59:34 PM
you have no idea how many people were recording you, and you dont want to know.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 09, 2010, 12:14:29 AM
Your voice sounds like a pack of chihuahuas tearing apart a parrot while inside a collapsing house. So stop going to the karaoke room!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 09, 2010, 09:12:41 AM
Oh, I didn't know your boyfriend was a vampire.
So he doesn't exist?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 14, 2010, 01:22:21 AM
Following people around does not make them your friends.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on July 14, 2010, 08:34:56 AM
Following people around does not make them your friends.

neither is standing next to a group of people you barely know and trying to insert an interesting comment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 14, 2010, 04:38:19 PM
You've broken the "Don't tell anyone I told you"
or the "Don't tell anyone" rule that your friends would tell you at least once.
Think about the pile up of lies you've created.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on July 15, 2010, 08:59:20 AM
Some people just really shouldnt cook. >_<
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 15, 2010, 11:30:51 PM
That is one great anime. Let's see how badly it gets butchered by hollywood.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on July 16, 2010, 08:44:39 AM
most people are lousy drivers.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 17, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
three of those drivers will always be around you on the road.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 17, 2010, 10:58:27 PM
Old people still do it "old fashion".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: BrightHeart76 on July 18, 2010, 11:26:36 AM
Some people are just nasty and mean, and they will never change.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 18, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
Some will change. for the worse.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 18, 2010, 09:23:09 PM
Many "Healthy" foods consist of much more calories than you think.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: monikamilani on July 19, 2010, 11:49:33 AM
Feeding your child "Mcdonalds" for breakfast is not considered healthy, and could turn into obesity.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on July 19, 2010, 01:25:24 PM
three of those drivers will always be around you on the road.

One of them lives in your neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 19, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Feeding your child "Mcdonalds" for breakfast is not considered healthy, and could turn into obesity.
About 15% of adolescents(aged 12-19 yrs.)&children(aged 6-11 yrs.) are obese in the US according to the AOA.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 19, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
All people that have ever eaten, or do eat a carrot in their lifetime, are either dead, or will eventually die.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on July 19, 2010, 10:29:07 PM
Some will change. for the worse.
Some will not when they really need to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on July 19, 2010, 10:54:07 PM
That cavity you've been keeping a secret... It's never going to get fixed by brushing and there is no avoiding the dentist. It's not going to fall out on it's own.It might break and leave you with broken teeth though.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on July 20, 2010, 01:55:35 PM
you are either ALWAYS too old or to young the enjoy the things you want to do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 22, 2010, 05:04:56 PM
People will still continue to wear shirts with figures they have no idea about.(namely Che)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 01, 2010, 01:52:04 AM
It is now only "...It's Over Eight Thousand!  Gah!".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 01, 2010, 02:42:25 AM
Knowing or being related to someone famous and talented doesn't make you yourself famous and sure as hell doesn't make you talented.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on August 03, 2010, 11:47:01 AM
putting up signs or telling people what to do never works.

quote - Phillip Jay Fry [from Futurama]
~ " Why try to learn anything when it just goes thru one ear, and then out some other hole in my body... "
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on August 04, 2010, 07:17:00 AM
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee154/enilke/Lol/Awfultruth.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 05, 2010, 12:50:48 PM
You're newest favorite T.V. show / Movie  Will spawn many clones that are made of fail.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on August 06, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
An amazing song becomes boring after everyone knows about it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 08, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Your adopted! (unfortunately that's never the case for some us who want to here it.)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 19, 2010, 12:21:31 PM
CAPS-LOCK MAY BE FOR "WINS" BUT IT DOESN'T AD VALIDITY TO YOUR POST.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 20, 2010, 09:54:21 PM
Just because you know a lot about something doesn't mean your posts are interesting.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 21, 2010, 01:34:57 PM
... and some topics will still get posts no mater how boring.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on August 22, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
if U $t!ll t@lk lyke dis u shud hellA reAlly git a literate tE$t.

Either that or.. stop talking like you're Myspace/texting  24/7.
Some people out there can't understand what your saying.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 02, 2010, 02:51:30 AM
We know it was you who farted.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 02, 2010, 04:33:16 PM
We know it was you who farted.
Even if you try so hard to cover it up.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 04, 2010, 05:08:16 PM
Minor issues that mostly nobody gives a crap about will be completely blown out of proportion close to election time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on September 04, 2010, 09:34:19 PM
(not sure if this has already been posted or not but...)
There will always be creepers at cons. >.<'
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 04, 2010, 09:56:14 PM
(not sure if this has already been posted or not but...)
There will always be creepers at cons. >.<'
It has in another topic, which leads to:

If your not sure if a thought has been posted in a forum, if you do post it it already has been.  : P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on September 06, 2010, 11:27:50 AM
The forums seems dead and/or slow.
Meaning...
FanimeCon 11 is still 8 months away
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 07, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Guys are lucky.
Women go through feminine body changes throughout their life time.
Painful ones too.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on September 12, 2010, 07:24:29 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 12, 2010, 07:40:49 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on September 12, 2010, 09:05:56 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on September 13, 2010, 11:45:45 AM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
You have to be a fish or at least think like one, to catch a fish.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 13, 2010, 11:30:13 PM
Despite how hard you resist, you'll still read this spoiler:

See, I told you so...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 13, 2010, 11:57:13 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
You have to be a fish or at least think like one, to catch a fish.
It's worse when it's not a fish at all. Sometimes it's a chicken that can claw back.(I have no idea if this fish was supposed be metaphoric or not)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 14, 2010, 10:11:44 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
You have to be a fish or at least think like one, to catch a fish.
It's worse when it's not a fish at all. Sometimes it's a chicken that can claw back.(I have no idea if this fish was supposed be metaphoric or not)
Thanksgiving turkeys have feelings too. They have sharp talons too. And they're quite rambunctious.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on September 16, 2010, 02:31:38 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
You have to be a fish or at least think like one, to catch a fish.
It's worse when it's not a fish at all. Sometimes it's a chicken that can claw back.(I have no idea if this fish was supposed be metaphoric or not)
Thanksgiving turkeys have feelings too. They have sharp talons too. And they're quite rambunctious.
Why chickens and turkeys? Is it because they have breasts? (-3-)

If you catch something you don't want, just release it back. If you're not catching what you want, try a different bait or a different ocean, lake, pond, river, creek, sea, stream, brook, canal, pool. bucket. barrel, or fish tank.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 21, 2010, 10:34:47 PM
There's some fish you can never get not matter how hard you try.

Because theres some fish you can't get with a rod...
And chasing them down won't make them swim towards you.
You have to be a fish or at least think like one, to catch a fish.
It's worse when it's not a fish at all. Sometimes it's a chicken that can claw back.(I have no idea if this fish was supposed be metaphoric or not)
Thanksgiving turkeys have feelings too. They have sharp talons too. And they're quite rambunctious.
Why chickens and turkeys? Is it because they have breasts? (-3-)

If you catch something you don't want, just release it back. If you're not catching what you want, try a different bait or a different ocean, lake, pond, river, creek, sea, stream, brook, canal, pool. bucket. barrel, or fish tank.
But if you catch a goat, your pretty much stuck with it. They just don't let go.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on September 22, 2010, 11:34:17 AM
I want a goat...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 22, 2010, 12:53:33 PM
I want a goat...
Yeah, I guess that is awful...   ;D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on September 22, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Truth is, I did. And so will you.
Despite how hard you resist, you'll still read this spoiler:

See, I told you so...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on September 22, 2010, 09:56:55 PM
The forums will be unavailable every once in a while. (Or am I the only one who's been unable to get here for the last few hours? xP)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 27, 2010, 12:43:19 AM
Some people will hear what they want to hear when your speaking.(even if it's completely the opposite of your saying)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 27, 2010, 07:53:08 PM
The T.V. weathermen were right, it was 113 degrees today.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on September 27, 2010, 09:07:07 PM
You can tell someone to do something but it doesn't necessarily mean they heard you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 28, 2010, 07:16:20 PM
The T.V. weathermen were right, it was 113 degrees today.
It sucks when T.V. weathermen are wrong.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 29, 2010, 12:30:37 AM
The T.V. weathermen were right, it was 113 degrees today.
It sucks when T.V. weathermen are wrong.

Sucks when they're right a lot of the time.  No win scenario.   :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on October 05, 2010, 09:05:10 AM
sometimes there are just never enough hours in a day. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 05, 2010, 02:08:54 PM
Sometimes, there are too many hours in a day. (-3-)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 05, 2010, 04:52:23 PM
Sometimes, there's never enough time to get anything done.
=   ______   =
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on October 05, 2010, 07:04:03 PM
I will most likely work the night audit shift soon (11pm till 7am)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 06, 2010, 10:32:30 PM
Sometimes, there are things you can never get done with infinite time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on October 07, 2010, 08:23:15 AM



back in my day, it was okay to get a toy with your happy meal.
:P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on October 07, 2010, 10:16:49 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_localsfo/20101007/ts_yblog_localsfo/san-jose-woman-receives-surprise-1-million-lottery-check (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_localsfo/20101007/ts_yblog_localsfo/san-jose-woman-receives-surprise-1-million-lottery-check)
She won it instead of me, and I always buy and play the replay tickets at that liquor store; only a few blocks from my house.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 07, 2010, 11:47:39 PM
There is nothing special about the time that you grew up in.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 08, 2010, 12:21:59 AM
The moment's that define who we are those moments that we cannot see.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 17, 2010, 11:27:09 PM
I know where you live!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 18, 2010, 04:11:24 AM
Two bunnies two cups will get you if you do not "awwww" at it!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 18, 2010, 05:08:14 PM
I know where you live!
Right back a'tchya.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 18, 2010, 06:07:33 PM
I know where you live!
Right back a'tchya.
GET OUT OF MY SHOWER!!! (>o<)

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on October 18, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
Crystal lite = Kool-aid for adults.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 19, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
Chthulu is coming. and he's not that happy about all the parodies you humans have made about him.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 31, 2010, 11:03:40 PM
the things that insurance doesnt cover...

those are the things most likley to happen.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on October 31, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
Chances are...that hot girl you saw tonight...is not a girl.

Yeah...Happy Halloween. (-_-)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on November 01, 2010, 09:17:43 PM
Chances are...that hot girl you saw tonight...is not a girl.

Yeah...Happy Halloween. (-_-)

Someone at my school dressed up as a French maid.
That someone was a guy.
A little muscular.
With a short skirt at least 2 inches above his knees.
He seemed around 5ft 6 in.

-shudder-
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 02, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
Your internet will disconnect just right before your done downloading that huge file.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on November 02, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
/b/ was good, but you missed it by running to the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on November 03, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
Some things you vote for will not pass  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 03, 2010, 02:37:39 PM
Even after you moved to a new house, the boogey man still manage to find your new address.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on November 04, 2010, 12:48:18 AM
 ... speaking of creepy things that don't go away ...

After a two month hiatus, someone is posting their "Fan Fiction" on the boards, and nobody will care.



... don't care, don't care. don't care.  GOD!  I don't care ...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: nf33 on November 08, 2010, 10:09:39 PM
Life is unfair get use to it
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on November 08, 2010, 10:34:45 PM
You're being a ridiculous racist in class.You're in denial.
But thanks for running your mouth for 35 minutes straight.
It gave us a chance to close that running faucet mouth of yours.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 09, 2010, 02:23:07 AM
Soylent green is people!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jerry on November 09, 2010, 08:42:53 AM
No matter much how hard the volunteers for a Big epic event, there's always gonna be a troll out there ready to gripe about something just because its not they way "they" wanted it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: nf33 on November 09, 2010, 11:06:19 AM
trolls are a fact of life no matter how much we wish it wasn't so
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 11, 2010, 02:27:36 AM
No matter how much you try to glorify it, nascar will always be cars driving in circles.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on November 29, 2010, 04:32:00 PM
Most of the people waiting to see TRON Legacy have no Clue who CLU is.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on November 29, 2010, 05:09:13 PM
Someone somewhere has a much more unfortunate life than you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 30, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
That band you worship don't give a sh** that their lyrics have "touched" you. In fact they're probably laughing about it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on November 30, 2010, 09:51:09 PM
having another birthday only means you survived another year. there are more comming.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on December 01, 2010, 04:35:20 PM
That band you worship don't give a sh** that their lyrics have "touched" you. In fact they're probably laughing about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHIFwndNQI
Jessi Slaughter's Fav. Band BOTDF making fun of her.

But she deserves it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on December 08, 2010, 12:31:02 PM
Those Old Navy mannequin commercials you've watched on T.V. and may have found humorous were an idea stolen from "The Fucons".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 16, 2010, 02:02:11 PM
If you care about a social issue but don't want to donate money or are too lazy to get off your lazy ass to do something about it, please repost this message on your facebook so you can pretend something was done. 97 percent of you won't post it, but I can trick you into reposting by using this guilt trick I did just now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on December 24, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
That mark you made on the internet will never go away no matter how much you try.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 25, 2010, 05:13:39 PM
Nobody takes you seriously.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on December 26, 2010, 06:54:06 PM
You should stop posting the things you received for Christmas on FaceBook.
It's annoying.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 27, 2010, 01:22:25 PM
You say how you would beat the hell out of certain people, but you know very well you would shrivel up when encountered by those said people.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 09, 2011, 11:47:01 AM
Stimulating the job market = Attacking healthcare reform.  Tea anyone?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on January 09, 2011, 01:26:55 PM
Being sophisticated =/= being a elitist jerkass.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 09, 2011, 05:46:10 PM
Putting your fingers in your ears and going "lalalala. I am right! I am right! Lalala." does not count as winning a debate.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 19, 2011, 04:43:21 PM
When I send you a text, and you reply 'lol', did you really 'lol' irl?
Saying "lol" is just another way of saying "You're not funny, but I'm just sending you 'lol' to make you think you're funny."
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on January 19, 2011, 11:49:34 PM
Ice cream CAN get gross after a long time in the freezer. =.=
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on January 20, 2011, 06:35:52 AM
You don't know where that hand has been.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 20, 2011, 07:51:21 AM
You don't know who's butt has been on that public toilet seat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on January 20, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
When your apartment shuts off the water for 5+ hours, you WILL run out of water for the toilet to flush.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on January 21, 2011, 11:35:21 AM
Rule 37 will destroy your childhood or innocence.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 21, 2011, 07:40:22 PM
tumblr is your best friend.
Face it.
You go there whenever you have the chance and POST POST POST.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on January 22, 2011, 09:06:13 PM
Tomato. It's a fruit. Seriously.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ♔Apple♔ on February 07, 2011, 11:34:07 AM
Its's been "complicated" on your facebook profile for 2 years. MOVE ON.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 07, 2011, 02:54:26 PM
If we can clearly tell what gender you are, you don't count as a trap.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 07, 2011, 05:26:32 PM
If he's looking at you with "those eyes", he just wants your body.
Because in his perspective, it's attractively sexy.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ♔Apple♔ on February 09, 2011, 12:37:07 AM
Unicorns: the other other white meat!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on February 09, 2011, 01:25:41 AM
Molotov is a handy weapon when up against a Tank.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 09, 2011, 03:59:53 PM
It's hard to say 'no'.
And it's hard to say 'yes.'
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 09, 2011, 10:46:31 PM
Those bedsheets and pillow(s) of yours? They're piling up with dirt, germs and flea poop.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on February 09, 2011, 11:13:37 PM
You'll never make as much money as you'd like. o:
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 10, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Showing hostility to the person you were once friends with doesn't solve anything.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on February 10, 2011, 08:18:54 PM
This thread should have been under Forum Games
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on February 10, 2011, 09:41:15 PM
you are getting old.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 11, 2011, 02:48:00 AM
We laugh at you behind your back.(and in front of you sometimes, but your too stupid to notice)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on February 11, 2011, 11:37:54 AM
From everything you own, there's a Chinese knock-off of it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 11, 2011, 09:19:32 PM
You think you're such an adult when you do this and that.
But you're still just an inexperienced child.

& when referring to the word "you're" ...
Please spell it correctly, with the correct punctuation.
it's not "your".


Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on February 11, 2011, 09:30:34 PM
you should have trusted me, on the sunscreen.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 12, 2011, 07:24:31 AM
Don't send a stranger to get something for you.
You may never get it back, nor will you see that person ever again.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 14, 2011, 12:02:26 AM
Valentine's is useless.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 14, 2011, 02:30:38 PM
When you wear that costume, it's no longer a fan-service character.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 14, 2011, 04:01:25 PM
You Hate Valentine's Day because you're single.
(Although this doesn't apply to EVERYONE)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 14, 2011, 04:50:10 PM
You Hate Valentine's Day because you're single.
(Although this doesn't apply to EVERYONE)
You hate valentine's day even more when your in a relationship.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 14, 2011, 05:38:04 PM
You Hate Valentine's Day because you're single.
(Although this doesn't apply to EVERYONE)
You hate valentine's day even more when your in a relationship.
Eating all those candies & sweets will only make you sad (& possibly sick to your stomach) when you've realized that you've gained the weight that you've been trying to lose since Christmas.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 20, 2011, 01:26:07 AM
There's no more cookies!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 20, 2011, 10:47:36 AM
There's no more cookies!
You were the one that stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 20, 2011, 11:15:59 AM
You wish you rich girl/man na-na-na-na-na-na...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 20, 2011, 12:27:06 PM
Life's supposed to suck.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on February 20, 2011, 01:17:41 PM
Complete global saturation.......................
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on February 20, 2011, 09:26:30 PM
Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too, will get old.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on February 20, 2011, 10:23:19 PM
Life's supposed to suck.
Life sucks the life out of you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 21, 2011, 12:05:42 AM
You can't hz chzburgr.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on February 21, 2011, 01:44:04 AM
You Don't Know Jack
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 21, 2011, 02:07:22 AM
Intelligence is overrated. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 21, 2011, 10:31:03 AM
You Don't Know Jack

Winner.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 21, 2011, 11:17:23 AM
Long cat isn't really that long.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on February 21, 2011, 11:28:39 AM
Prostitution is not a crime unless it's videotaped & sold to the public for profit
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 21, 2011, 02:58:41 PM
You never know until you try.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 24, 2011, 02:06:56 PM
Going to McDonald's makes you overweight and become ridiculous as to going to Amici's where you are classy and mature.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 24, 2011, 08:13:48 PM
Stop fiddling your fingers and confess your true feelings for him/her.
The longer you wait, the worse it will get.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 26, 2011, 03:32:06 PM

If a weatherman is gay or acts gay then you will end up having a misleading forecast making people pissed.   
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 26, 2011, 07:00:52 PM
You know that going outside when you're sick won't cure you, but you do it anyway.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on February 26, 2011, 10:04:14 PM
Its been almost 10 years since I joined the Fanime boards in 2001 as 'rpm2night' on the very old ezboards. Almost 8 years since 'Otakuya' on these current SMF boards. I don't know if thats a good thing or not, but shows I've practically grew up on the Fanime forums. Thats an awful truth right there.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on February 26, 2011, 11:49:44 PM
I spent way too much on books today (atleast they were from the used book shop and i found some neat stuff)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on February 27, 2011, 03:18:36 AM
It's more fun cleaning other people's house rather than your own.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 27, 2011, 09:23:30 AM
You know it's hot.
Don't touch it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 27, 2011, 02:32:45 PM
You know it's hot.
Don't touch it.
You're gunna do it anyway.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 27, 2011, 05:14:21 PM

Caramelldansen will be prohibited in next year's Super Bowl halftime show.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 27, 2011, 09:32:45 PM

Caramelldansen will be prohibited in next year's Super Bowl halftime show.

So will the HareHare Yukai.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 28, 2011, 12:31:39 AM
You know it's hot.
Don't touch it.
You're gunna do it anyway.
Substitute "Hot" for "Wet Paint" ...  :P
 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 28, 2011, 07:23:26 AM
You know it's hot.
Don't touch it.
You're gunna do it anyway.
Substitute "Hot" for "Wet Paint" ...  :P
 

And another substitute for those chemicals back in Chem Class.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 01, 2011, 12:52:19 AM
Making ethnic comments about your "boss" on live radio, followed by making the circuit of morning news shows demanding a raise, and threatening to sue  him and his network is probably not a good career strategy. :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 02, 2011, 01:18:24 AM
You aren't gonna have enough money for Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on March 02, 2011, 09:10:00 PM
You aren't gonna have enough money for Fanime.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 02, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
You aren't gonna have enough money for Fanime.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  :o
To make it worse...your cosplay won't be done in time!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on March 02, 2011, 09:14:57 PM
^ Epic, I say. Epic.

Awful truth: Some people may never finish their collections in their lives XD

Glitch and G.I.R will always be funnier than me.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 02, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
Glitch and G.I.R will always be funnier than me.
Pfft. Eye of the beholder my good man.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on March 02, 2011, 09:40:23 PM
Glitch and G.I.R will always be funnier than me.
Pfft. Eye of the beholder my good man.
eye of the beerholder.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 03, 2011, 06:30:12 AM
To those who drink, you will run out of alcohol.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on March 03, 2011, 09:30:04 PM
^ to the eyes of the beerholder, then yes.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 04, 2011, 12:15:20 AM
To those who drink, you will run out of alcohol.
And you will be quite sober when those annoying people join you in the elevator.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on March 04, 2011, 04:32:42 AM
The song Butterfly is considered a 10 point penalty in a DDR tournament.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 04, 2011, 08:18:35 AM
You think you're so hot.

Snap back to reality, please.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on March 04, 2011, 05:09:46 PM
Nobody cares for those school rallies.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 04, 2011, 07:22:07 PM
Nobody gives two s**ts when you tell them they lost the game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 04, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Nobody gives two s**ts when you tell them they lost the game.

Thank you.
 & Besides, it's getting old.
Too many people have lost, said, and mentioned the game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on March 09, 2011, 02:13:50 AM
Memes all fade out eventually.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 09, 2011, 06:40:49 PM
The guy making your food didn't wash his hands.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 09, 2011, 07:24:06 PM
The guy making your food didn't wash his hands.

It's not your hair that's in the food.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 01, 2011, 07:41:49 PM
Yes, that outfit makes your butt look big.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 01, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
You should probably stop caking on more makeup because your face looks perfect.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 01, 2011, 11:12:30 PM
You can do it yourself, a lot cheaper than paying someone else to do it. but you wont.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 02, 2011, 02:34:03 AM
Its a bit orange-tan around here
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 02, 2011, 09:02:29 AM
You will never get the weather you truly want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 02, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
Posting religious quotes on your facebook every five minutes doesn't convert anyone. In fact it's quite the opposite.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on April 02, 2011, 01:06:25 PM
Fads will do anything for you to take interest in them. But once they suck you in, good luck trying to break out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 02, 2011, 08:29:14 PM
Watch out for the "BUTLER" on Monday because if you own a pet husky he'll make sure that it will never do errands again.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 02, 2011, 10:05:15 PM
You can't hold in that sneeze.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 02, 2011, 11:37:28 PM
Butler was not your winner in your bracket.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 05, 2011, 10:32:14 PM
The Giants didn't beat the Dodgers yet.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on April 07, 2011, 02:00:04 AM
"Healthy" isn't just about what you eat or do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 07, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Your hair will never be as perfect as you think it will be.
The harder you try, the more damaged your hair will become.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on April 07, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
the Mets still suck
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 07, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
U.N. NERV proposes an anti-gang unit at Dodger Stadium to prevent any future violence. (that's right start &%^# and you hooligans will be six feet under)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 07, 2011, 08:19:58 PM
Don't matter how short your shorts/skirts are,
How low your shirt is.
Keep pullin' on them shorts & skirts down so no one can see your precious goods.
Aaand keep postin' those ugly duck face pictures of yourself on Facebook for pc4pc's.
Guys are still gonna gawk at ya.
In good & mostly bad ways.
Whoo, that was probably the longest post I ever typed in this section.


Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on April 10, 2011, 02:23:46 PM
don't bother trying to plug up your nose when you're about to sneeze.


You're not gunna make it anyway...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 12, 2011, 01:54:21 AM
That girl you keep harassing isn't gonna say yes anytime soon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 12, 2011, 04:24:38 PM
The sweets ain't part of your dieto. [P&SG dotdotdot]
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 13, 2011, 10:31:04 PM
somewhere in the world right now.. is a guy sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating cheetos.
no, not me.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 14, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
You're all beautiful, beautiful people.
Yeah, some people think that's awful.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 14, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
It doesnt matter.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 14, 2011, 09:18:20 PM
JUST DO IT.


Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 14, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
My hotel doesn't carry CSN Bay Area or Versus.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 15, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
The "Highest rated comment" on a YouTube video probably isn't.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 15, 2011, 05:21:25 PM
Your otaku diet will come back to haunt you when your 40.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 15, 2011, 05:28:15 PM
Your otaku diet will come back to haunt you when your 40.

Lots of diets can haunt you later on in life, unfortunately  :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on April 15, 2011, 05:35:35 PM
Half-assed chicken scratch gets more attention than something of actual quality.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 15, 2011, 09:33:49 PM
Your otaku diet will come back to haunt you when your 40.

(Please enlighten me as to what an "otaku diet" is.)

Spiders never go away.
Ever.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 15, 2011, 11:28:19 PM
Your otaku diet will come back to haunt you when your 40.

(Please enlighten me as to what an "otaku diet" is.)
The worst of processed foods.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 15, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
It was only game 1 in the 1st round
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 16, 2011, 09:44:35 PM
Saying "I'm not racist but..." isn't fooling anybody.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 16, 2011, 11:27:10 PM
It was only game 1 in the 1st round
It's only 1 loss, but the whole city's down already.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 16, 2011, 11:39:57 PM
You'll always say something's "gay".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 16, 2011, 11:49:53 PM
For those attendees who will choose McDonald's over Amici's Pizzeria and found in the Yaoi or Hentai room, you will find out what the term Midnight Madness is all about. ^<.<^
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 17, 2011, 04:59:21 PM
You aren't fat. Just overly plump.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 17, 2011, 06:01:54 PM
You will mistake someone for the opposite gender.

Whether they are cosplaying or not.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 17, 2011, 06:36:07 PM
I'm sorry. No one could tell that you were happy because of your massive amount of wrinkles.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 17, 2011, 08:41:54 PM
Looks like some unexpected bills have come up right before Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 18, 2011, 01:07:13 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on April 18, 2011, 11:13:18 AM
You smell.Stop denying it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 18, 2011, 12:30:14 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on April 19, 2011, 12:00:51 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 19, 2011, 09:01:02 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on April 19, 2011, 10:23:15 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 20, 2011, 02:54:56 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 20, 2011, 11:17:57 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 20, 2011, 12:42:50 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on April 20, 2011, 09:20:22 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
There's always your last name that has to be mispronounced.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 20, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
There's always your last name that has to be mispronounced.
I don't even know the right way to pronounce my last name
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 20, 2011, 10:52:14 PM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
There will be Quote Pyramids.
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
There's always your last name that has to be mispronounced.
I don't even know the right way to pronounce my last name
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 21, 2011, 01:25:04 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
There will be Quote Pyramids.
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
There's always your last name that has to be mispronounced.
I don't even know the right way to pronounce my last name
It hurts to read through so many quoted posts. Yet its fun in a way.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 21, 2011, 09:07:42 AM
Fanime is famine spelled wrong
There will be Quote Pyramids.
And autospell will never accept Fanime as a correct word.
Your name will always spell wrong on autospell.
Telemarketers & cashiers won't always be able to pronounce your name correctly.
Those baristas at Starbucks sure as hell won't spell it correctly either.
Fanime will misspell your fan name on your badge.(this is becoming a quote Inception)

Even if your name was "Bob", Fanime would still misspell it.

It would suck so hard if they mispronounced your name at graduation.
There's always your last name that has to be mispronounced.
I don't even know the right way to pronounce my last name
It hurts to read through so many quoted posts. Yet its fun in a way.

TLDR people won't like these quotes posts.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 21, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
My post din't turn out right.  at the bottom it's supposed to say  "There will be quote pyramids".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 21, 2011, 04:12:33 PM
PSN is down.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: vodkaleona on April 21, 2011, 05:05:27 PM
I was switched at birth ???
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 21, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Those douchebag tools over there like your favorite band.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: vodkaleona on April 21, 2011, 05:17:54 PM
Those douchebag tools over there like your favorite band.

OUch!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 22, 2011, 08:12:06 AM
Someone will always have a negative opinion about anything you like.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 22, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
This person (http://forums.fanime.com/index.php?action=profile) fails at everything.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 22, 2011, 05:29:00 PM
You will laugh at horrid occurrences.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 23, 2011, 12:44:26 PM

Fat people will loose the battle.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 23, 2011, 05:20:02 PM
even though we dont care, people will still loose "the game"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 23, 2011, 06:05:08 PM
Strangers will stare in disgust as you walk by in your cosplay.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 23, 2011, 06:15:25 PM
Strangers will stare in disgust as you walk by in your cosplay.
it's worse if you use public transit to get to the con
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 23, 2011, 10:45:46 PM
Strangers will stare in disgust as you walk by in your cosplay.
it's worse if you use public transit to get to the con

I second this.

You are ashamed/embarrassed because you have a strange obsession/fetish/desire for something odd.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 23, 2011, 11:15:03 PM
unfortunately, Jonathan Quick is good (the LA Kings goalie)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on April 26, 2011, 07:17:55 PM
PSN won't be back until the end of Spring Break.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Daimyo on April 26, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
PSN won't be back until the end of Spring Break.

Not only that, but I just got a warning from a friend that the hackers who brought down the PSN also took and used credit card info from PSN users.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 26, 2011, 09:01:10 PM
Your nose won't stop running.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 26, 2011, 10:06:21 PM
PSN won't be back until the end of Spring Break.
And Xbox live is completely fine. [/further misery to sony fans]
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 27, 2011, 01:15:09 AM
PSN won't be back until the end of Spring Break.
And Xbox live is completely fine. [/further misery to sony fans]
I loled (Awful truth.  Srsly).
But I just heard on the local news that Sony doesn't think any credit card info was taken (hopefully).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 27, 2011, 07:32:42 AM
Those mannequins in the mall will always be there.
Whether you like it or not.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 27, 2011, 01:15:41 PM
Lady Gaga is suing Aniplex for using the title Durarara which was actually a lyric that was rewritten when making the song Bad Romance.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 27, 2011, 04:28:07 PM
Lady Gaga is suing Aniplex for using the title Durarara which was actually a lyric that was rewritten when making the song Bad Romance.


What.The.Fuck.

Lady Gaga is being a little fill in the desired word here. for acting so ridiculous.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 27, 2011, 08:02:18 PM
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 27, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Your nose won't stop running.


Tell me about it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 28, 2011, 07:55:41 PM
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law

You better pull over your car if the po-po says to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Kaycea on May 02, 2011, 01:58:40 PM
I can't breathe under water, but if I stay under long enough it'll look like I can.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 02, 2011, 03:32:55 PM
We will never be able to breathe underwater [like mermaids].
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 03, 2011, 12:08:00 PM
You were born too late to explore the planet, and too early to explore the galaxy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 04, 2011, 01:39:28 AM
Once your computer messes up, your data is gone and unretrievable...unless you did something illegal. Then the police can magically get all your deleted files from the computer you swung a bat and set fire to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 04, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
Fate is conspiring against you
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 04, 2011, 08:38:33 PM
You're a dirty, dirty, little pervert.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lycan510 on May 05, 2011, 04:39:06 AM
Cities are never as pretty on the ground as they are from the air or on TV.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 05, 2011, 09:05:28 AM
U R Not E for Fanime
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 05, 2011, 06:37:33 PM
U R Not E for Fanime

You had to re-read this to understand the OP meant.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 06, 2011, 12:28:33 AM
No matter what evidence you have to the contrary, conspiracy fanatics will say it's faked.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 07, 2011, 06:53:01 AM
The weather can't make up it's mind right now.

Plus, it might rain or have a huge heat wave during Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 09, 2011, 10:30:24 PM
it wont work the way you wanted it to
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2011, 11:14:18 PM
Owning a camera does not make you a photographer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2011, 09:23:17 PM
You can't always focus when you're doing your homework on the computer.

Especially when you have a speedy internet connection.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 10, 2011, 10:40:51 PM
You can't always focus when you're doing your homework on the computer.

Especially when you have a speedy internet connection.

Seriously...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 23, 2011, 03:06:14 PM
 Loli Con will be in the same weekend as Yaoi Con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 23, 2011, 05:47:39 PM
It's may 23, 2011 and were still here.                          ... just sayin'.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 23, 2011, 07:08:04 PM
Loli Con will be in the same weekend as Yaoi Con.
There's a Loli-Con





?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 23, 2011, 07:28:09 PM
You will get sick at FanimeCon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 23, 2011, 07:34:53 PM
The guest you've been dying to see at fanime...










.....has just canceled a few minutes right before the Q&A panel was about to begin!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 23, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
You will not see your favorite J-Pop band this year because tons of other fans like the band you hate.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 23, 2011, 10:44:01 PM
Loli Con will be in the same weekend as Yaoi Con.
There's a Loli-Con





?
It's just a rumor and I don't even think this con fits the San Francisco Bay Area.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: hikarihoshi28 on May 24, 2011, 12:43:22 AM
Alas, procrastinating on this thread will *not* complete unfinished work or magically sew that cosplay.

Time to get cracking! >=\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 24, 2011, 02:54:13 AM
Ascension to Heaven(Rapture) happened but you weren't invited.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 24, 2011, 08:18:40 PM
Ascension to Heaven(Rapture) happened but you weren't invited.

Descension to Hell also happened, but you couldn't reach their requirements.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 24, 2011, 09:46:42 PM
ITS GON RAIN
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 24, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
ITS GON RAIN
Thank you Olly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 24, 2011, 09:53:28 PM
YOU WANT THIS PUPPY
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/65e5a4a9-0c91.aspx
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 24, 2011, 10:07:15 PM
Another year, another Sharks playoff exit before Fanime. Maybe there's a curse of Fanime for the Sharks?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 24, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Another year, another Sharks playoff exit before Fanime. Maybe there's a curse of Fanime for the Sharks?

How can you possibly link a joyful weekend get together for dorks to hockey?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 24, 2011, 10:13:17 PM
The awful truth is, I don't know. One thing for sure, I'm gonna change my avatar. Going to pure Fanime-mode now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 25, 2011, 10:00:08 PM
YOU WANT THIS PUPPY
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/65e5a4a9-0c91.aspx

I could not see the puppy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 26, 2011, 03:29:25 AM
YOU WANT THIS PUPPY
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/65e5a4a9-0c91.aspx

I could not see the puppy.
Someone else wanted him more.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 26, 2011, 08:09:21 AM
You are NOT watching the Social Network at this very moment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 26, 2011, 08:29:43 AM
You're not going to be able to fit that into there...





Also, that's not going to fit into your bag, so forget about it
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 26, 2011, 09:56:48 PM
Another year, another Sharks playoff exit before Fanime. Maybe there's a curse of Fanime for the Sharks?

How can you possibly link a joyful weekend get together for dorks to hockey?
Like I mentioned it's that dark omen that lurks weeks before Fanime. We will never defeat it if Fanime is in the month of May or during hockey season for that matter. (The darkside of con goers has taken over sports enthusiasts) 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 26, 2011, 10:21:34 PM
You're such a whimp for not telling your mom. x__x
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 27, 2011, 07:50:00 AM
You're not going to be able to fit that into there...





Also, that's not going to fit into your bag, so forget about it

Sh-sh-shut up.. it will fit. I'll make it fit dammit. If I have to bring two bags.. I'll make it fit.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 28, 2011, 01:03:04 AM
I can't breathe, can't hear, sometimes can't see, can't drink, am always steamy and sweaty, and reek, I sneezed and coughed inside my Stig helmet.
I'm washing it at home right now for Fanime Saturday.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 30, 2011, 08:45:34 PM
Some people will never be persuaded to bathe.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 30, 2011, 08:57:43 PM
There are some people that hate on Fanime and there are people that loves Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 30, 2011, 09:16:39 PM
Fanime is over.

schedules will be released next week.

/my printer was out of ink so i couldnt print out the online version/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 09:25:20 PM
You did not meet everyone you thought you would during Fanime.

(This is, unfortunately, true for me.. /Sob./)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 30, 2011, 10:58:06 PM
all the friends you meet before Fanime even started who were going to Fanime anyway, won't have the time to show up all at once & give you the chance to take a group picture
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 11:01:24 PM
If you were at Fanime right now, Hot hentai/yaoi nights probably would've started. (I'm not 100% sure on the actual time)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 31, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
It's so quiet at the convention center right now, that it's depressing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on May 31, 2011, 02:13:23 PM
You did not meet everyone you thought you would during Fanime.

(This is, unfortunately, true for me.. /Sob./)
Oh, so true. ):
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 31, 2011, 03:19:01 PM
You're going to work hard to replace all that money you've spent during Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 31, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
You're at the Bandai booth in the dealers room friggin' drunk and you purchase micro machines instead of mobile suits.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 31, 2011, 10:24:31 PM
You're at the Bandai booth in the dealers room friggin' drunk and you purchase micro machines instead of mobile suits.

And America's favorite fast talker was NOT there to give you an autograph XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 31, 2011, 10:39:50 PM
That "let down" thread in General Convention forums?

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(also, not worth reading or paying attention to anymore)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 01, 2011, 12:47:50 AM
That "let down" thread in General Convention forums?

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(also, not worth reading or paying attention to anymore)
QFT.  Jeez!  How about something to really complain about:

Need for Annual MRI > being able to attend Fanime (again).  :/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: c2chaos on June 01, 2011, 03:15:30 AM
Forum activities will quickly decline and only a few of us really bored or dedicated members will be left.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 03, 2011, 11:31:46 AM
Tickets to the Motley Crue concert are too expensive  :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 13, 2011, 01:00:43 PM
We have nuclear weapons that can destroy the planet ten times over.


...But apparently they're ineffective against city size objects that are headed to earth.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 14, 2011, 09:43:57 AM
We all usually hate the pink haired girls in anime.

Their either annoying, stupid, sluts, or all of the above.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 21, 2011, 12:59:00 PM
Nyan-Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4) is well on it's way to replacing Rick Rolling.   


(Facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 22, 2011, 10:54:45 PM
Just when I receive my paycheck in time to buy tickets for the Motley Crue concert, I learn that I'm getting laid-off.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 26, 2011, 12:57:36 AM
You've probably heard at least one person refer to this year as "Twenty-O-Eleven".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 27, 2011, 06:38:19 PM
Fanime 2012 should have had a post-apocalyptic theme.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 27, 2011, 07:58:56 PM
Fanime 2012 should have had a post-apocalyptic theme.
Or at least a a mayan theme. The mayans would actually thrown a party at 2012. And what better party than Fanime?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 03, 2011, 07:30:07 PM
unrequited love....

*sigh*
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 04, 2011, 10:19:58 PM
people are Planking.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on July 06, 2011, 12:33:03 AM
Great America will be SWARMED with Filipinos soon...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 11, 2011, 11:35:55 AM
Great America will be SWARMED with Filipinos soon...

Canada was swarmed with Asians.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 11, 2011, 11:51:35 AM
Great America will be SWARMED with Filipinos soon...

Canada was swarmed with Asians.
This makes me think of the "Minorities" song Cartman sang.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 16, 2011, 01:22:25 AM
Carmagedeon started 23 minutes ago, and it has done virtually nothing to my existence.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on July 16, 2011, 02:57:59 AM
The internet is for spoilers.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 16, 2011, 10:03:25 AM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 17, 2011, 12:47:07 AM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 17, 2011, 10:09:01 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 18, 2011, 08:32:28 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 19, 2011, 01:12:04 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
and bears that are pedophiles.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 19, 2011, 09:25:06 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
and bears that are pedophiles.
and trolls.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 19, 2011, 11:17:09 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
and bears that are pedophiles.
and trolls.
... and Quote Pyramids.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on July 20, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
and bears that are pedophiles.
and trolls.
... and Quote Pyramids.
and reposts.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 20, 2011, 02:47:02 PM
The internet is for spoilers.
It's also for porn.
... and is made of cats.
and memes.
and Milhouse.
and bears that are pedophiles.
and trolls.
... and Quote Pyramids.
and reposts.
and Rebecca Black.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 23, 2011, 03:37:18 PM
People don't hate your favorite band because "omg your jealous and you hate everybody because their famous".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on July 23, 2011, 10:19:11 PM
When your neighbor starts hollaring like a sheep, that means there's an emotional country song that's being played. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 20, 2011, 05:43:27 PM
We know your secret.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 20, 2011, 08:15:00 PM
When I like someone, I always think about how it won't work out between us.
But then I think of the positives. Then the opposite.
I'm such a Negative Nancy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 05, 2011, 12:38:20 PM
If she said no the first time, she's not gonna say yes the next 20 times.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 05, 2011, 05:44:00 PM
Steve Jobs passed away.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 13, 2011, 12:32:48 PM
They will get your order wrong.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on October 21, 2011, 01:17:37 PM

You walk into the Yaoi-Con confines and find out the event is now Loli-Con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 23, 2011, 05:44:23 PM
You will see weeaboos.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 23, 2011, 06:38:48 PM
your argument is flawed. admit it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on October 24, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
Sometimes, a cat is NOT fine.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 29, 2011, 12:26:57 AM
We know where you live!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on October 30, 2011, 04:35:38 AM
I might be working for The Mouse soon. You know who it is.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 30, 2011, 10:07:46 AM
Failing is an option.
Because sometimes, failing can be winning.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 30, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
There is no organization secretly controlling the world....and also,your a nutjob.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on October 30, 2011, 03:25:21 PM
When you tell people the band you're listening to is called the Tenderlions, they will always think "Tenderloins"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on October 31, 2011, 11:49:28 PM
Happy Hoelloween everybody!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 07, 2011, 01:12:00 AM
A sport has just preempted your favorite show.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2011, 08:03:20 PM
"It'll be easier next time you try"

NOT
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lonemeditater on December 05, 2011, 11:19:05 AM
A lot times, even people who have experienced your pain won't understand you...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on December 05, 2011, 10:06:41 PM
You will never meet a real Time Lord.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:09:18 PM
Buying a camera doesn't make you a photographer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on December 12, 2011, 09:14:24 PM
Most people who wear a Guy Fawks mask have no idea that is a Guy Fawks mask, or even know who Guy Fawks was.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on December 14, 2011, 10:25:52 PM

Dr. Pepper and Pocky will been taken off the shelves.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on December 17, 2011, 08:28:47 PM
Most people who wear a Guy Fawks mask have no idea that is a Guy Fawks mask, or even know who Guy Fawks was.
Or even pronounce Guy Fawkes in the first place.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 19, 2011, 01:58:32 PM
We know you did that porn movie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 02, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
The world most likely will still be here in 354 days.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on January 06, 2012, 10:55:32 PM
Birthdays are just an indication that you're getting old.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 26, 2012, 06:23:49 PM
You can't stop pirating(for some this is actually good news).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on January 26, 2012, 09:02:58 PM
We know you did that porn movie.
ohgod
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 28, 2012, 09:41:20 PM
We know you did that porn movie.
ohgod
And there are plenty of DVDs of it available.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on January 29, 2012, 01:00:01 AM
We know you did that porn movie.
ohgod
And there are plenty of DVDs of it available.
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
(http://www.genericinternetcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vlcsnap-1172870.png)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 29, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
Google will continue to send YouTube down the tubes.  : (
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on January 29, 2012, 11:20:19 PM
You're going to regret sleeping late.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 31, 2012, 12:23:43 PM
There are no Daiso Stores in my area.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on January 31, 2012, 07:12:33 PM
It will be cheaper somewhere else, but you aren't somewhere else.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 16, 2012, 11:46:31 AM
The convention center water fountains ain't coming back.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 17, 2012, 11:26:41 PM
The convention center water fountains ain't coming back.
So now where do we water our horses?

... anyway:  That "40 Major Brand LCD TV for $329.00" in todays F**'s ad isn't really a Name brand, or even a good T.V.  
I speak from experience on that one.  
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on February 19, 2012, 06:26:54 PM
The convention center water fountains ain't coming back.
So now where do we water our horses?
Don't forget the unicorns. Those numbers are increasing throughout the years!
---
The idea was stupid but you did it anyway.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 25, 2012, 01:46:23 PM
The convention center water fountains ain't coming back.
So now where do we water our horses?
Don't forget the unicorns. Those numbers are increasing throughout the years!
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The idea was stupid but you did it anyway.
The unicorn attacks have been really distracting during the masquerade(especially for that one guy who cosplayed as a unicorn).
I'm volunteering for the unicorn hunt. The Fanime recently opened up that section of their staffing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 25, 2012, 01:54:13 PM
Awful truth: not everyone appreciates art.

(repeat?)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 27, 2012, 09:00:22 PM
People (mostly women) who failed on reality TV shows are now doing porn.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on February 27, 2012, 09:11:50 PM
People (mostly women) who failed on reality TV shows are now doing porn.

Oh really? I find that hard to believe. Name an example.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 27, 2012, 09:26:44 PM
People (mostly women) who failed on reality TV shows are now doing porn.

Oh really? I find that hard to believe. Name an example.
Jessica Sierra
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on February 27, 2012, 10:35:28 PM
Jessica who? Never knew that person existed till right now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on February 29, 2012, 01:43:43 PM
I might miss the Avengers movie :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 29, 2012, 01:50:46 PM
The hotel lost your reservation. And Fanime's tomorrow!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 01, 2012, 12:28:05 AM
The hotel lost your reservation. And Fanime's tomorrow!
This is what happens on Leap-Year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 02, 2012, 01:52:16 PM
furries will never go away
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on March 02, 2012, 10:14:13 PM
The lyrics change from my little pony to my little poning. 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on March 03, 2012, 08:39:36 AM
Some people won't acknowledge you if you don't cosplay XD (True story)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 04, 2012, 01:03:22 PM
I knew you were saving that cookie. That's why I eated it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 06, 2012, 12:16:09 AM
Rush isn't really sorry about what he said.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rebeccakh on March 06, 2012, 12:55:39 PM
You know that game "The Last Guardian" that still hasn't come out? Either the little boy or the big adorable creature is going to die. You will still play the game and probably end up crying.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on March 06, 2012, 06:56:53 PM
Momma didn't know there's be days like this.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 06, 2012, 10:14:06 PM
You can not stop anime pirating. It's like trying stop technology from moving forward.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 07, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Some people can just never be satisfied
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 17, 2012, 09:59:29 PM
AX is turning 21.  I know because I keep getting eMails reminding me of that.   :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on March 24, 2012, 06:41:56 PM
You still haven't pre-registered.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 04, 2012, 12:16:22 PM
Due to the annoying Brony nostalgia, McDonald's discontinues the My Little Pony figurines for Happy Meals. (And yes that includes the one @ the Fanime location)   
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 04, 2012, 01:14:43 PM
AX is turning 21.  I know because I keep getting eMails reminding me of that.   :P
In a related note, despite how AX may spin the news as much as they want, they are still in debt.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 05, 2012, 12:45:48 AM
Although it's not possible to plant a "Face Palm" in your yard, you can plant one on your face.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on April 09, 2012, 11:53:37 PM
You think you're decent at a video game but actually, you suck terribly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on April 11, 2012, 02:24:23 PM
weeaboos will always try to bash American comics >:(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 12, 2012, 02:36:18 AM
weeaboos will always try to bash American comics >:(

Agreed.

I will always stay up late when I promise myself I'll sleep early.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on April 12, 2012, 07:23:37 PM
Tumblr will be the new Facebook & will ruin ur studies
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 13, 2012, 08:24:39 AM
Giantsgiants is gonna post something again
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 13, 2012, 02:07:54 PM
Tumblr will be the new Facebook & will ruin ur studies

It already has.

You will never sleep as many hours as you always want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Shinsengumi on April 16, 2012, 12:33:59 AM
Due to the annoying Brony nostalgia, McDonald's discontinues the My Little Pony figurines for Happy Meals. (And yes that includes the one @ the Fanime location)   

Don't forget BroNYcon
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 16, 2012, 09:16:19 AM
Due to the annoying Brony nostalgia, McDonald's discontinues the My Little Pony figurines for Happy Meals. (And yes that includes the one @ the Fanime location)   

Don't forget BroNYcon

Some people actually remember this:

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/demotivational-posters-thirty-thirty.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 17, 2012, 10:49:06 PM
"The Juice" track from Panty and Stocking w/ Garterbelt will not be played on the PA system @ Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 18, 2012, 01:27:05 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 18, 2012, 03:55:04 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 23, 2012, 07:32:35 PM
Nobody cares about Reggaeton.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 24, 2012, 12:58:52 PM
The only real giants live in San Francisco
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on April 24, 2012, 04:44:02 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 25, 2012, 09:42:09 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 26, 2012, 12:50:16 AM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
I'd Torch my car and use a $1000.00 bottle of brandy as an excelarent before I'd give them a car just because of that commercial!

   ... and that's the Awful Truth!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 28, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
I'd Torch my car and use a $1000.00 bottle of brandy as an excelarent before I'd give them a car just because of that commercial!

   ... and that's the Awful Truth!

I second this valid statement!

You wish you had time in a bottle.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on April 30, 2012, 08:13:12 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
I'd Torch my car and use a $1000.00 bottle of brandy as an excelarent before I'd give them a car just because of that commercial!

   ... and that's the Awful Truth!

I second this valid statement!

You wish you had time in a bottle.
that was my parents wedding song.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 01, 2012, 08:36:30 PM
People are going to think I'm an absolute stoner on Wednesday and Thursday.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TC_X0_Lt_0X on May 06, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
I'd Torch my car and use a $1000.00 bottle of brandy as an excelarent before I'd give them a car just because of that commercial!

   ... and that's the Awful Truth!

I second this valid statement!

You wish you had time in a bottle.
that was my parents wedding song.

I actually quite enjoy the song.
Probably because of the dark and depressing impression it gives me.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 07, 2012, 04:44:52 PM
♫ 1-877 kars for kids
K, A, R, S, kars for kids
1-877 kars for kids
Donate your car today ♫

It's now ingrained in your head.

I hate that song with a fiery passion.
Your parents like to sing it. .____.
My dad turns it up when the song comes on.
ARG.
I'd Torch my car and use a $1000.00 bottle of brandy as an excelarent before I'd give them a car just because of that commercial!

   ... and that's the Awful Truth!

I second this valid statement!

You wish you had time in a bottle.
that was my parents wedding song.

I actually quite enjoy the song.
Probably because of the dark and depressing impression it gives me.

I wonder what rich folks think of this radio ad...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 08, 2012, 03:32:34 AM
i just got off work.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 09, 2012, 11:32:04 AM
The Evangelion live action movie will never be made :'(

Same with the Robotech movie and the sequel to Shadow Chronicles


4chan.... goddammit.....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 09, 2012, 12:37:21 PM
i just got off work.

That doesn't sound so awful...



... unless you really like your work that is.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 09, 2012, 06:57:23 PM
Allergies+Me= Annual HELL.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 09, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
i just got off work.

That doesn't sound so awful...



... unless you really like your work that is.
check the time of post.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 10, 2012, 05:04:29 AM
check my time of this post ---------   ^^^
still at work
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 10, 2012, 12:18:58 PM
Check time of post                        ^^^

Getting ready to leave for work.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 10, 2012, 03:19:22 PM
I missed the avengers ending after the credits scene of them at shawarma

*sigh*
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 10, 2012, 05:53:50 PM
No one will understand why you like to analyze and discuss in detail about things you like. Saying "omigosh it's amazing!" or "it sucks" or any other comments like it do not count and you will rip your head off from the many times you hear it from friends.

Also no one will understand your nerd rage over common misconceptions on said things you like. (NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE EVIL YOU TWATS.)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
My friend claims that she will have coitus to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f1uOKBnF0

And I believe her.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 10, 2012, 09:46:39 PM
I missed the avengers ending after the credits scene of them at shawarma

*sigh*
yesterday my boss asked me to look up shwarma places on google for lunch.

also, we work at a movie theatre.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 11, 2012, 11:13:42 AM
My friend claims that she will have coitus to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f1uOKBnF0

And I believe her.
It would have made more sense if she chose this track from that album instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0IgBBf-VE&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 11, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
My friend claims that she will have coitus to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f1uOKBnF0

And I believe her.
It would have made more sense if she chose this track from that album instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0IgBBf-VE&feature=relmfu

I still have yet to show her the entire album.
Lord knows what she intends on doing after I do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 15, 2012, 12:07:09 AM
My friend claims that she will have coitus to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f1uOKBnF0

And I believe her.
It would have made more sense if she chose this track from that album instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0IgBBf-VE&feature=relmfu

I still have yet to show her the entire album.
Lord knows what she intends on doing after I do.

These tracks have been black flagged for use for the Fanime PA system.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 15, 2012, 01:42:14 AM
This sentence is true:

Fanime is next week
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 15, 2012, 03:32:13 AM
that new game? yeah that one. yout computer is too slow to run it right.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 15, 2012, 11:13:00 AM
that costume you ordered 5 weeks ago? Yeah, that might not get here in time....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 15, 2012, 12:37:10 PM
My friend claims that she will have coitus to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9f1uOKBnF0

And I believe her.
It would have made more sense if she chose this track from that album instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0IgBBf-VE&feature=relmfu

I still have yet to show her the entire album.
Lord knows what she intends on doing after I do.

These tracks have been black flagged for use for the Fanime PA system.
... so is that 1-877 Kars for Kids song ...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 16, 2012, 08:57:04 AM
This sentence is true:

Fanime is next week

Oh my god and I only have $15! What am I gonna do!!!!

Volunteer?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 16, 2012, 09:58:11 PM
This sentence is true:

Fanime is next week

Oh my god and I only have $15! What am I gonna do!!!!

Volunteer?

Pan handle.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 17, 2012, 12:22:37 AM
This sentence is true:

Fanime is next week

Oh my god and I only have $15! What am I gonna do!!!!

Volunteer?

Pan handle.
A short career  in Grand Theft?  : P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 17, 2012, 11:32:15 AM
I wish I were a mermaid.

But I'm not.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 19, 2012, 12:10:49 PM
That bad thing that happened to you, doesn't happen to everyone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 19, 2012, 12:27:31 PM
That bad thing that happened to you, doesn't happen to everyone.
Damn.  I always knew that deep down inside.  :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 19, 2012, 01:38:22 PM
This sentence is true:

Fanime is next week

Oh my god and I only have $15! What am I gonna do!!!!

Volunteer?
Mother gave my sister and I a total of $260 to cover the weekend and the first half of next week while she's out of town.

.... The awful truth is that I'm willing to save at least half of it for Fanime. (CHALLENGE ACCEPTED)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 20, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
The solar eclipse today was not total where I live, or vey long in duration.   :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 20, 2012, 10:09:22 PM
The solar eclipse today was not total where I live, or vey long in duration.   :-[

Don't worry, I was unable to view the beauty of it as well.. because I was asleep.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 21, 2012, 04:51:09 PM
Only one Bee Gee is left  :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 21, 2012, 09:26:39 PM
Only one Bee Gee is left  :'(

We're losing too many legends.
  :-\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 22, 2012, 02:28:19 PM
Gurren Lagann didn't end like this....


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/229/465/fd6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 22, 2012, 08:04:24 PM
Gurren Lagann didn't end like this....


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/229/465/fd6.jpg)

Fan art will always display endings of pure horror and sometimes happiness.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 23, 2012, 12:31:46 PM
Fried vegetables do not count as eating healthy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on May 23, 2012, 04:38:38 PM
Could have finished my cosplay last night but my roommate was drunk and loud and ended up throwing up... and even when I wanted to sleep she started crying hysterically... and then turned all the lights in the house at 3 in the morning.....

needless to say.. the coffee I had at work was not enough.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 23, 2012, 05:52:12 PM
theres still 367 days until fanime 2013
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 23, 2012, 06:44:35 PM
Fried vegetables do not count as eating healthy.

Curse you, delicious tempura!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 25, 2012, 01:16:24 AM
"The Blackout" will become a Fanime Horror story for years to come
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 25, 2012, 06:11:11 AM
Day 0 doesn't seem like a good idea to pick up your badge anymore
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on May 25, 2012, 04:30:06 PM
I'm still at work instead of Fanime because our game is deploying a new update :[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 28, 2012, 05:46:58 PM
I've been waiting since last year for amateur photos that someone took of me and my 2 best friends last year in our favorite anime cosplay.


We're all still waiting very frigging patiently.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 29, 2012, 12:00:23 AM
Fanime 2012 is over  :(

But not forgotten  :)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on May 30, 2012, 04:43:54 PM
Cosplay disasters almost happen at the worst possible moment
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 30, 2012, 08:14:31 PM
You didn't wear everything you packed for the con, did you?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 30, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
FanimeCon was last week and it's 360 days until FanimeCon 13

The main page counter said it was -3 days until FanimeCon 2012
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 31, 2012, 10:57:44 AM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 31, 2012, 03:28:27 PM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
thanks.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 01, 2012, 11:30:31 AM
If you tell people around you to be quiet during hentai night, then obviously seeing the ID check failed to inform you that your watching PORN!!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 01, 2012, 11:46:35 AM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
thanks.
Lol, don't look at me man! I got it too!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on June 01, 2012, 11:47:54 AM
The costume that you ordered online to wear during Fanime? It arrived just today
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on June 01, 2012, 11:55:48 AM
The costume that you ordered online to wear during Fanime? It arrived just today

That happened to me a few years ago, but it was a wig instead. Ordered it a month before Fanime and it came like two or three days after Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on June 01, 2012, 03:47:45 PM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
thanks.
Lol, don't look at me man! I got it too!

I contracted the same cold and have successfully spread it at work. :[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 02, 2012, 11:14:32 AM
The costume that you ordered online to wear during Fanime? It arrived just today
similar thing happened to me when I ordered business cards I was gonna hand out at the con. They came in the mail a few hours right after I left to fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 02, 2012, 12:41:40 PM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
thanks.
Lol, don't look at me man! I got it too!

I contracted the same cold and have successfully spread it at work. :[

Wow, that's terrible! Who the hell goes to a con with a cold?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on June 02, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
That cold you got? It probably came from someone at the con.
thanks.
Lol, don't look at me man! I got it too!
Overly dedicated fans!  And I caught the FLU at AX 2008! 

... oh wait, we have another Quote Pyramid here ...
I contracted the same cold and have successfully spread it at work. :[

Wow, that's terrible! Who the hell goes to a con with a cold?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: SOawesomeness on June 03, 2012, 11:18:52 PM
That essay you've been working on for 6 hours isn't going to get you anything past a B-. (Curse you, 1000 word limit! TT_TT)

Also, that conflict won't be solved just because you said sorry.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on June 05, 2012, 03:51:21 PM
The costume that you ordered online to wear during Fanime? It arrived just today
similar thing happened to me when I ordered business cards I was gonna hand out at the con. They came in the mail a few hours right after I left to fanime.
same thing happened with a blazer i ordered.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 08, 2012, 11:19:30 AM
There are those out there (during and possibly before Fanime) caught the deadly Fanime cold, and suffered greatly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 08, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
No matter what manly name you call yourselves, you are still grown men watching a show meant for little girls.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 21, 2012, 08:57:22 PM
Apparently a driver's license is required in order to be an aviation mechanic.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 22, 2012, 11:01:47 AM
We know you eated the cookie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Somebody on June 22, 2012, 02:39:35 PM
Despite the fact that you got stopped every couple of feet for photos of your cosplay, you aren't going to find any of them online. (And you forgot to take any yourself.)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 22, 2012, 03:28:01 PM
You wish you lived in your favorite game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 22, 2012, 09:54:27 PM
When the recruiter says you'll be at MEPS for a few hours, he really means all day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 23, 2012, 12:53:28 AM
Nobody knows where you're going.
Nobody cares where you've been...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: kohana ichibana on June 25, 2012, 12:47:11 PM
All that money your spending on cons could probably add up to college tuition.

(Hahaha... I'm in debt forever.)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 25, 2012, 08:04:09 PM
If California voters don't approve new tax measures, we college students are gonna feel a bad burn...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on June 25, 2012, 11:10:56 PM
Everyone has to pay their fair share, yes even college kids. No more free rides.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 26, 2012, 10:09:43 PM
Everyone has to pay their fair share, yes even college kids. No more free rides.

Seriously.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 26, 2012, 10:54:23 PM
You'll never find a nice girl who likes Dead Space as much as you do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on June 27, 2012, 10:10:09 PM
The forums are gonna be dead for a while
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 02, 2012, 12:31:14 PM
I probably won't be able to purchase the DVD boxset of P&SG due to high demand.

Curses!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 11, 2012, 11:16:46 AM
I probably won't be able to purchase the DVD boxset of P&SG due to high demand.

Curses!

At least you can afford it man.

I wasted my entire morning yesterday waiting for a job interview that never happened because the owner/manager didn't show up.

Walk-in interviews my ass!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 11, 2012, 09:55:03 PM
I probably won't be able to purchase the DVD boxset of P&SG due to high demand.

Curses!

At least you can afford it man.

I wasted my entire morning yesterday waiting for a job interview that never happened because the owner/manager didn't show up.

Walk-in interviews my ass!
Got mine at the Funimation booth at Comic con tonight for $55
The Awful Truth:  I didn't even know they had licensed it.  :P
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on August 04, 2012, 10:17:53 AM
Getting friendzoned, just...

Goddammit...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 31, 2012, 12:10:05 PM
"CHAIR!"  just took on a new meaning.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 16, 2012, 12:42:51 PM
Your favorite movie will be remade(and in a way to fit the latest fad).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on October 20, 2012, 01:18:01 AM
There's still over two more weeks of Political ads coming at you through any media outlet and then-some!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on October 21, 2012, 01:20:08 AM
The forums seem dead now. I seem dead now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on December 20, 2012, 01:06:28 AM
Instagram give new meaning to the term "sell-out"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on December 20, 2012, 04:59:47 PM
the world isnt ending tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 23, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
The forums seem dead now. I seem dead now.
The forums will soon be going into the lazarus pit. Or receive a phoenix down. Which ever is done first.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on December 29, 2012, 12:53:59 PM
I have a cold, and have to go to work soon, It's raining, and it's only 45 F#%&*@G degrees outside at 1 P.M.!!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on December 31, 2012, 10:49:21 AM
Giantsgiants still posts in these forums
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on December 31, 2012, 06:25:54 PM
Giantsgiants still posts in these forums
And he has no intention of stopping(or being less vague in his posts).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on December 31, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
Giantsgiants still posts in these forums
And he has no intention of stopping(or being less vague in his posts).
 ... or posting something anyone else finds genuinely interesting.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 01, 2013, 08:23:48 PM
subway isnt healthy
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 02, 2013, 03:13:39 PM
subway isnt healthy
Normally I would say it can be healthy, but we all know people will glob on that mayo and cheese and say "Imma gonna be skinny!" *chomp.*
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 02, 2013, 04:29:58 PM
subway isnt healthy
Normally I would say it can be healthy, but we all know people will glob on that mayo and cheese and say "Imma gonna be skinny!" *chomp.*
thank you! and bingo! dammit weaboos
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on January 06, 2013, 03:55:32 PM
subway isnt healthy
"Fresh" doesn't mean healthy. Everywhere you go, notice all the places that say 'fresh' in green letters. It's just marketing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 07, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
subway isnt healthy
"Fresh" doesn't mean healthy. Everywhere you go, notice all the places that say 'fresh' in green letters. It's just marketing.
i dont actually p.o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 07, 2013, 05:37:42 PM
subway isnt healthy
"Fresh" doesn't mean healthy. Everywhere you go, notice all the places that say 'fresh' in green letters. It's just marketing.
Technically some of the stuff is fresh, but the fresh veggies are defeated when they are drowned grease.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on January 07, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
Food can still be 'freshly' fried, or 'freshly' made. Probably means its to be eaten right away so that they don't use preservatives and stuff....but still...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 07, 2013, 11:27:19 PM
diet soda.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 10, 2013, 09:52:17 PM
subway isnt healthy
"Fresh" doesn't mean healthy. Everywhere you go, notice all the places that say 'fresh' in green letters. It's just marketing.
Technically some of the stuff is fresh, but the fresh veggies are defeated when they are drowned grease.
The meats and cheeses are processed, so they're not "fresh".  But on a whole, Subway is probably a lot better for you than MOST fast food places.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 11, 2013, 03:23:25 PM
the awful truth that i started a discussion about healthy fresh foods and what isnt  :P :D anyone been to that pita place called the Pita Pit? its next to subway and i went their instead, delicious non processed food man
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on January 11, 2013, 06:23:38 PM
Pita pit is just another subway clone, but with out the bread.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 12, 2013, 05:01:13 PM
Subway is a pita pit clone
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 17, 2013, 09:32:25 PM
That person you don't find attractive both physically and mental thinks you two are destined for each other.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 18, 2013, 12:33:22 AM
No, It's not an awesome car.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on January 18, 2013, 11:41:06 AM
Sometimes you have nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and no way to stop the hurt deep inside.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on January 18, 2013, 11:47:53 AM
fanime con is late
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 18, 2013, 06:24:39 PM
fanime con is late
And we don't know who the father is.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 19, 2013, 12:01:26 AM
fanime con is late
And we don't know who the father is.
turns out you are teh weakest link...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on January 19, 2013, 01:24:19 PM
I have the results right here in this envelope

and

you ARE the father
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 19, 2013, 04:41:51 PM
I have the results right here in this envelope

and

you ARE the father
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3fjrK2I31qd0ent.gif)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 20, 2013, 02:57:05 AM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3106651_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on January 25, 2013, 09:53:01 PM
I'll be in the North Carolina during Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2013, 01:27:16 AM
I watch too much anime XP
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 26, 2013, 01:29:23 AM
I watch too much anime XP
Not possible!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2013, 01:39:16 AM
I watch too much anime XP
Not possible!
Matter of perspective... :P In comparison to alot of attendees, i haven't seen anything! Any idea how much of your life is spent on anime?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 26, 2013, 02:36:52 AM
I watch too much anime XP
Not possible!
Matter of perspective... :P In comparison to alot of attendees, i haven't seen anything! Any idea how much of your life is spent on anime?
The answer will always be "not enough!"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2013, 12:17:58 PM
I watch too much anime XP
Not possible!
Matter of perspective... :P In comparison to alot of attendees, i haven't seen anything! Any idea how much of your life is spent on anime?
The answer will always be "not enough!"
What if the remainder isn't good enough to watch?

Also, Twilight is for fangirls.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on January 26, 2013, 06:12:11 PM
You did not get a room (yet) for Fanime.

Those who do have a room, you can sell your rights to the room to those who need it, and make a profit.

Then you won't have a room for Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 26, 2013, 07:58:27 PM
You're not gonna find roommates for Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2013, 08:44:14 PM
If u watch anime, u don't have a life...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 18, 2013, 07:00:20 PM
There's always room for Jell-o, but most people don't know what Gelatin is made of though.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 21, 2013, 12:13:50 AM
If u watch anime, u don't have a life...
We're zombies?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 23, 2013, 06:47:58 PM
If u watch anime, u don't have a life...
We're zombies?
That's right, billy...

If u spend most of ur time watching anime, ur going to be forever alone...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 27, 2013, 03:52:23 PM
There's no more coke in the soda machine.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 27, 2013, 06:55:05 PM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AuroraDreamer on February 27, 2013, 09:05:45 PM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
^Will always be full of himself XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 27, 2013, 10:11:04 PM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
^Will always be full of himself XD
^will always lose to me at her own game
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: AuroraDreamer on February 27, 2013, 10:18:13 PM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
^Will always be full of himself XD
^will always lose to me at her own game
Is losing at tetris
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 14, 2013, 03:28:00 PM
Tuition Assistance got cut from the Marine Corps
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 17, 2013, 02:37:50 PM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
^Will always be full of himself XD
^will always lose to me at her own game
Is losing at tetris
Tsk,tsk,.

No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
Everybody is better than Lucifergundam.

There, that would have saved you guys from all those posts.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 21, 2013, 09:26:59 PM
Wearing expensive green suede shoes to Fanime is a dumb thing to do if you want to if you want them to not accidently get stepped on at some point.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Reyak on March 30, 2013, 12:44:42 PM
Wearing expensive green suede shoes to Fanime is a dumb thing to do if you want to if you want them to not accidently get stepped on at some point.

I need to buy new shoes...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 30, 2013, 01:07:34 PM
They forgot to give you bbq sauce when you ordered chicken nuggets. And you're already home(and no bbq in your fridge).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 30, 2013, 08:27:45 PM
They forgot to give you bbq sauce when you ordered chicken nuggets. And you're already home(and no bbq in your fridge).

... and Cocktail Sause just aint gonna cut it!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 31, 2013, 03:44:26 AM
You think you brought more than enough money to spend at fanime and plan on bringing some back with you...

only to realize after-con that you went to the bank during-con and you're now broke from spending every penny you had and then some...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on April 08, 2013, 03:13:20 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue%20falcon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue%20falcon)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 08, 2013, 05:05:21 PM
Your invitation didn't get lost in the mail.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 09, 2013, 01:55:44 PM
She wasn't being shy...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 10, 2013, 04:07:10 PM
Your favorite musician is a fan of justin beiber.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 10, 2013, 04:45:42 PM
Even the car that came in the colour "Dune" will show dust    ... along with ALL other colours you considered buying your car in!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 10, 2013, 07:43:43 PM
Everything you know is a lie. The truth is under your nose and yet you prefer to smell the flower before your eyes.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 11, 2013, 04:58:33 PM
People will mistake your cosplay for something really stupid.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 11, 2013, 05:43:29 PM
That was not cream in your coffee...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 12, 2013, 12:56:30 AM
That wasn't chocolate.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 12, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
Are you sure your phone hung up after talking to that irritating person?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 12, 2013, 09:47:44 PM
That wasn't chocolate.
"Wait a minute.    ... Chocolate Covered Ant's don't crawl!  CHOCOLATE COVERED ANT'S DON'T CRAWL!!!"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 12, 2013, 11:56:58 PM
Someone you love is lieing to you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 14, 2013, 05:33:52 PM
You are overqualified for that job. That guy missing a few brain cells got the job instead.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 14, 2013, 09:46:47 PM
That expensive car that 16 yr old is driving isnt going to last anouther decade... if that.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on April 15, 2013, 05:02:14 AM
Sadly when that 16 year old's expensive car brakes down, his/her mommy/daddy will buy them a newer more expensive one.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 15, 2013, 06:17:16 PM
Nothing you have is truely sanitary- microbes and particles are still there. If they aren't, its toxic to you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 19, 2013, 05:04:53 PM
Alcohol is technically a recreational drug.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 19, 2013, 07:50:56 PM
The guy who gave you that coffee accidentally cut his finger while making it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 19, 2013, 08:03:35 PM
You're not perfect.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 20, 2013, 09:54:55 AM
Everybody lies
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 20, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
The bakery sold out on that really good cake and you're not on a diet.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 20, 2013, 10:32:48 PM
Your mother dropped you on your head during infancy. Therefore why you weren't able to invent that thing you wanted.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 20, 2013, 11:36:19 PM
You are overcompensating somehow. Someone knows it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: djmonolith on April 21, 2013, 01:22:48 AM
Wait... what???  Santa is not real?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 21, 2013, 02:28:13 AM
Wait... what???  Santa is not real?
Not real at all. Unlike the Easter bunny, he's a fictional character.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 21, 2013, 07:06:29 AM
There's a naked man inside Snoopy .....you just hugged him.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 21, 2013, 09:39:19 AM
Deregulation can and will have disastrous consequences.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 21, 2013, 03:51:24 PM
David Lee is out for the playoffs
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 21, 2013, 04:21:47 PM
most soap is made out of pig fat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 21, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
The guy making your pizza did not wash his hands.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 21, 2013, 05:03:43 PM
They dropped the icecream cones on the floor before you went to get some icecream, it's just a little bit of hair, dirt, and dead skin cells right?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 21, 2013, 08:56:13 PM
No, it's not the best YouTube comment ever.  Not even close.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 21, 2013, 09:41:25 PM
Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 22, 2013, 12:04:56 AM
Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.
You know that public bathroom door you just opened with your just washed hands, the last person to grab the door handle didn't wash theirs!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 22, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
Your favorite anime isn't getting renewed for a second season.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 22, 2013, 01:18:50 AM
Your favorite anime is not the best.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 22, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
Cologne doesn't count as a bath. Instead of covering your BO, it enhances it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 22, 2013, 08:11:14 PM
all your clocks reset and no matter how much you try to find the time, you can't.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Reyak on April 22, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
It's easier to be lonely than to not
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 22, 2013, 10:01:47 PM
They were out of bagels.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Jets on April 22, 2013, 11:03:55 PM
More often than not, the truth hurts.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 22, 2013, 11:13:53 PM
Chasing the rabbit will only lead you down the lion's mouth...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 23, 2013, 04:37:20 PM




Your cell phone just died.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 23, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
You can deny it all you want, but you are a convention creeper.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 23, 2013, 05:34:52 PM
you're a profile stalker and everybody is scared of you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 24, 2013, 02:59:25 AM
Nobody really likes you. Your thoughts and feelings lie to you only to comfort you. Trust in only what is evident without biased perception.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 25, 2013, 08:16:02 AM
Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.
You know that public bathroom door you just opened with your just washed hands, the last person to grab the door handle didn't wash theirs!

Truth indeed. So many dudes at SJCC don't wash their hands...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 25, 2013, 05:06:52 PM
it's a hot day. you stepped on gum. now it's windy and it dried into your shoe.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XeroRain on April 25, 2013, 06:25:06 PM
I'm sexy, and you're not.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 25, 2013, 09:48:07 PM
Everybody is sexier than you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 10:12:13 PM
Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.
You know that public bathroom door you just opened with your just washed hands, the last person to grab the door handle didn't wash theirs!

Truth indeed. So many dudes at SJCC don't wash their hands...
I always use paper towels or soemthing to grab the handle. I'm resourceful.

You can never be too-careful..... unless you're paranoid- either way you're in for alot of stress or hardwork.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 25, 2013, 10:22:41 PM
Your amv was very unoriginal!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 26, 2013, 12:31:37 AM
You know that spot between your shoulder blades you can't reach?  You're going to get an itch there in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: XeroRain on April 26, 2013, 12:52:34 AM
Your pet never loved you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2013, 02:18:48 AM
You are flawed beyond your own comprehension...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 26, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Your flaws do not make you interesting.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 26, 2013, 08:19:55 PM
You find out that the Vice President of your company did an adult video and had no balls in fulfilling his operations.   
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2013, 10:43:29 PM
You have unhealthy dietary habits and lack the will to do otherwise.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 27, 2013, 12:58:09 PM
you just got trolled.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on April 27, 2013, 07:36:44 PM
You went to prom alone :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 27, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
You look in the mirror and you see two reflections of youself
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 27, 2013, 08:02:44 PM
They may be dead, but their begs for mercy will forever haunt you!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 27, 2013, 08:13:05 PM
your nose will get stuffy when you're about to go to sleep and it will bother you till you are wide awake.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 27, 2013, 10:00:59 PM
Humanity eventually defeats the machines in the future.

...you're not one of the survivors.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 12:15:28 AM
That thing you did 5 minutes ago is going to haunt you in the future.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 28, 2013, 10:29:11 AM
Your toilet got backed up and your bathtub is oozing gross liquids.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 28, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
Nobody thinks your noisy kids are "precious".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 11:29:17 PM
Your laughing is annoying.... everyone wants to you stop.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Reyak on April 28, 2013, 11:43:17 PM
You're lonely :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 11:59:19 PM
You posting here is clear sign of your outside life.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 29, 2013, 06:23:31 AM
Something is crawling on your back, who knows what it could be...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 29, 2013, 10:14:37 AM
Whatever you're doing, procrastination is always there.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 29, 2013, 03:16:28 PM
You posting here is clear sign of your outside life.
I wasn't aware my life was so awesome.

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/epic-high-five-anime.gif)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 29, 2013, 04:46:40 PM
You posting here is clear sign of your outside life.
I wasn't aware my life was so awesome.
ikno ryte? :D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 29, 2013, 05:40:07 PM
I am a figment of your imagination.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 29, 2013, 11:51:53 PM
Your imagination is more real than the life you live.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 30, 2013, 01:25:48 AM
There's not gonna be a sequel.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 30, 2013, 03:59:13 PM
The thing you love most will be taken to a level you do not want to step towards.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on April 30, 2013, 08:29:44 PM
You have finally become very optimistic about yourself, prepare to be humiliated.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 30, 2013, 09:51:24 PM
Your hair looks horrible. People think you look better with it being hidden.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 30, 2013, 10:27:54 PM
It's not the same formula, no matter how many reboots they create.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 30, 2013, 10:55:32 PM
These are not the droids you're looking for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 30, 2013, 10:57:43 PM
You dont need to see his identification.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Torai on May 01, 2013, 12:53:44 AM
Someone out there has two tickets to that thing you love and you don't.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 01, 2013, 01:04:12 AM
Someone out there less deserving has everything you want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 01, 2013, 09:25:29 AM
Nobody knows where you're going.

Nobody cares where you've been.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 01, 2013, 10:33:12 AM
You're gonna have to face the music one way or another.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 01, 2013, 08:03:19 PM
Your side lost the war.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 01, 2013, 11:58:57 PM
You're a bad person.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 02, 2013, 06:54:40 AM
You hit that poor raccoon with your car. It was just trying to feed it's family.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 09:33:34 AM
Your love for animals goes unreturned. Most of the time- quite the contrary.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 01:27:27 PM
Everything you want is not everything you need.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 10:02:34 PM
You're too dependant on something.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 03, 2013, 12:20:08 AM
No, It's not even "cool", let alone the "coolest".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 03, 2013, 06:03:58 PM
The titans are gonna break through that wall.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 04, 2013, 12:42:10 AM
You are tool. Unless you're a wrench- then you're just an object.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 05, 2013, 01:56:01 PM
you can't b the most accomplished person in the world because you haven't met all the people in the world.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 05, 2013, 03:04:04 PM
I see your working out your body. Too bad you want work out your face!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 05, 2013, 10:16:49 PM
The one thing you want most in life, you will never have.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 07, 2013, 09:00:04 AM
You can't always get what you want...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 07, 2013, 10:32:40 PM
You're in denial!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 08, 2013, 02:04:45 PM
He/she is already taken.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 05:06:16 PM
you lost your chance.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 08, 2013, 07:03:50 PM
Can't use anything connected to pipes in your house.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 08, 2013, 10:28:12 PM
Your pipes are not as cool as the ones that Mario and Luigi go through.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 11:01:08 PM
Youre not that cool.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2013, 02:19:31 AM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 09, 2013, 12:26:53 PM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)

You'll over bid that Price is Right Showcase with the Europe trip, Big Screen T.V. and game console, and a new car by $2.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 09, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)

You'll over bid that Price is Right Showcase with the Europe trip, Big Screen T.V. and game console, and a new car by $2.
Your math is below-par. You need to go back to school and study harder. If that would even help.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 09, 2013, 09:28:29 PM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)

You'll over bid that Price is Right Showcase with the Europe trip, Big Screen T.V. and game console, and a new car by $2.
Your math is below-par. You need to go back to school and study harder. If that would even help.
First off it is over-par "golf terminology" Secondly did someone just double bogeyed the showcase.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 12, 2013, 07:38:03 PM
Fanime is officially next week
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 12, 2013, 08:15:04 PM
"The big wow comic fest" is a just tiny spin off of Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 13, 2013, 03:58:50 PM
You got dumped!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 13, 2013, 10:26:54 PM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)

You'll over bid that Price is Right Showcase with the Europe trip, Big Screen T.V. and game console, and a new car by $2.
Your math is below-par. You need to go back to school and study harder. If that would even help.
First off it is over-par "golf terminology" Secondly did someone just double bogeyed the showcase.
The correct term is "Subpar" as in below standard,  and "below par" means shooting a hole in golf under par (estimated shots to set from the pin to the hole).
Quote pyramids FTW!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 13, 2013, 11:42:46 PM
Everybody here gets a brand new car!(except you)

You'll over bid that Price is Right Showcase with the Europe trip, Big Screen T.V. and game console, and a new car by $2.
Your math is below-par. You need to go back to school and study harder. If that would even help.
First off it is over-par "golf terminology" Secondly did someone just double bogeyed the showcase.
The correct term is "Subpar" as in below standard,  and "below par" means shooting a hole in golf under par (estimated shots to set from the pin to the hole).
Quote pyramids FTW!
You're not that good at golf.

This pyramid was erected in my name. It is now called The Pyramid of Gundam.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 14, 2013, 01:05:52 AM
There's no such thing as sleep at Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 14, 2013, 08:40:04 AM
There's no such thing as sleep at Fanime.
fanime doesnt sleep until the night aftercon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 14, 2013, 01:56:33 PM
 I'm probably not going to Fanime anymore this year but am saving up for SGC
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 14, 2013, 10:22:26 PM
The news is either sad or mainstream or incorrect.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 15, 2013, 01:18:10 AM
Underground is still mainstream- just with a hip title.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 15, 2013, 02:34:30 PM
Fanime might be too big this year
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 15, 2013, 07:37:45 PM
The news is either sad or mainstream or incorrect.

Yep, indeed.

Fanime might be too big this year

And too sprawled out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 16, 2013, 02:55:09 AM
Fanime will only seem too big this year- that's because its condensed to a small space.

The news is subjective- always has and always will be. It's neither good nor bad- just not all-inclusive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 17, 2013, 01:12:45 PM
There is no such thing as LineCon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 17, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
You are not talented.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 17, 2013, 10:24:42 PM
You will have to forget.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 18, 2013, 01:04:56 AM
... that wasn't mayonnaise!  :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 18, 2013, 08:22:11 AM
Youve been making bad decisions all your life...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 18, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
Some hotel rooms do not have fridges.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 18, 2013, 06:36:38 PM
We don't really know how we even exist. So we have to believe until the day we leave to find out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 18, 2013, 08:38:10 PM
The new renovations to the convention center look very nice(too bad you are now permanently blind).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 18, 2013, 09:54:42 PM
You have gotten a permanent mark on your face that your cosplay doesn't have.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 18, 2013, 10:38:30 PM
You didn't win the Powerball jackpot
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 19, 2013, 12:12:24 AM
Youre not as great as you think you are.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 19, 2013, 08:32:10 AM
You lost tickets to a party boat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 19, 2013, 09:51:25 AM
You may end up on the "nice boat" if you're not careful.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 19, 2013, 10:46:30 PM
Your car is on fire.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 20, 2013, 11:55:25 AM
Your boat was stolen by 3 homeless people because you were dumb enough to leave you keys in the ignition and now the boat is totaled which makes you wish they had had a successful getaway so that at least the boat wouldnt have been damaged so now youre stuck with repairs costing more than the boat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 22, 2013, 12:08:08 AM
For Fanime staff, Happy Day -1
I know how you feel as former staff myself
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 22, 2013, 01:05:31 AM
I'm not going to make it to Fanime again this year.  : (
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 01:17:14 AM
I'm not going to make it to Fanime again this year.  : (
Am I going to have to abduct you? Seriously?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 22, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
Your luck has ran out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on May 22, 2013, 01:00:22 PM
I'm not going to make it to Fanime again this year.  : (
Am I going to have to abduct you? Seriously?
Have to take time off to get an MRI, and see a specialist.  Just follow up to surgery from a few years ago, but it comes up about the same time as Fanime.
Good news is after this year, I won't have to have another one for five years, so next year is looking good for me to go.

The awful truth:  next year I can say "I'm Back!"  XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 04:31:17 PM
That is not parmesian in your spegetti...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 22, 2013, 05:41:44 PM
You just won't bring enough money for fanime and you'll be just shy of that thing you really want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Good luck is not on your side..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 22, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
That soap you got out of the dispenser in the restroom is really......
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 22, 2013, 10:08:26 PM
You've realized you just spent $55 on LoliCon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: 01 on May 22, 2013, 10:15:50 PM
Everytime you sneeze, your heart stops.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 22, 2013, 10:17:05 PM
That wasn't ravioli
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 23, 2013, 01:00:39 AM
you're not gunna have that cosplay done by tonight
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on May 23, 2013, 02:17:58 AM
Gas is digging into your fanime money, =\
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 23, 2013, 08:26:46 AM
Your torrent is stuck at 99.9% and no one wants to seed it for you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 23, 2013, 09:48:10 AM
That is not parmesian in your spegetti...

That's no bueno, man. damn..
--------------------------------------------------------------
You just got a blue screen of death. You use a Mac you say? Well, you just got a kernel oops!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 25, 2013, 02:29:04 AM
The line you're at leads to another line that leads to another line. Bwahahaha!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 25, 2013, 08:43:52 AM
 You just got your badge,  and you're been in line since Thursday ( it's Saturday)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 25, 2013, 03:34:46 PM
Thats not ranch dressing in your salad
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 25, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
You couldn't hear what time that autograph session was. And everyone you talk to says it is at a different time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 25, 2013, 11:42:07 PM
Purchasing frilly, cute things are both my weakness and downfall.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 26, 2013, 09:39:25 AM
That was the last item in stock at the store!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 28, 2013, 08:43:06 PM
Didn't go to Fanime for the first time in a few years....

... And honestly, it might as well be for the better. o_o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 28, 2013, 10:49:20 PM
The truth is rarely seen and rarely hidden.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 28, 2013, 11:56:09 PM
That girl you really like and you think is dropping hints, she's not into you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 29, 2013, 04:50:33 PM
There are now Homestuck sections on the Fanime boards.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 29, 2013, 05:55:44 PM
You left something valuable behind at the convention.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 29, 2013, 07:13:29 PM
You didnt realize there was a post-con con
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 29, 2013, 07:38:22 PM
The milk has gone bad!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 29, 2013, 09:39:31 PM
It's already 1 week since Day 0. Time flew.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 30, 2013, 12:04:18 AM
You will come back from the FanimeCon world to the real world and be flatlined.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2013, 10:36:51 AM
It was your fault you didn't have fun cause you didn't want to have fun
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 30, 2013, 11:37:51 AM
Homestuck is taking over.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 30, 2013, 12:11:37 PM
The person you are telling to come back is someone who don't realize you don't want to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 01, 2013, 05:26:05 PM
This ain't no California heat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 02, 2013, 12:21:04 AM
You think it's hot? You aint seen nothin yet...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 02, 2013, 02:13:38 AM
Your attempts to turn super saiyan are useless. You're only making yourself look foolish(and possibly passing gas).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 02, 2013, 02:44:08 AM
Your attempts at looking cool are superseded by those who are authentically cool...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 02, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
There is practically no escape from the friend zone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 02, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
You're probably the biggest geek on base right now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 02, 2013, 11:53:09 PM
Friendzone is a very fancy way of saying you were rejected.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 03, 2013, 10:39:30 AM
You're not in as good of shape as you think you are.

Friendzone is a very fancy way of saying you were rejected.
I'm gonna tell the next person who complains about the friend zone to me that lol
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 03, 2013, 09:03:10 PM
You have become too rusty
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 03, 2013, 11:17:47 PM
You don't qualify for most scholarships.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 04, 2013, 09:38:26 AM
You got loans to pay!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 04, 2013, 01:24:42 PM
Yes, you are a stalker.
No, they did not forgot.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 04, 2013, 09:43:00 PM
Yes, you are a stalker.
No, they did not forgot.
They are stalking someone else.
That person is stalking you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 05, 2013, 07:38:00 AM
That girl is not your soul mate.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 05, 2013, 09:35:34 AM
You got ripped off..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 05, 2013, 12:31:08 PM
You waste money.... you can't help it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 05, 2013, 06:46:36 PM
You have to take a test every other day

Every. Other. Day!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 05, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
That thing you made looks like a piece of crap.

Wait, I'm wrong. It IS a piece of crap!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 05, 2013, 08:08:44 PM
You have ran into a computer glitch before, and it ruined whatever you are trying to do...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 06, 2013, 12:17:19 AM
Your attempt to humor your friends is futile- they think youre an idiot. Trying to do better only worsens the fact.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 06, 2013, 07:26:06 AM
You have an obsession.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 08, 2013, 12:12:58 AM
Youre late.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 08, 2013, 01:05:38 AM
Your kung fu is inferior to my kung fu.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 08, 2013, 02:19:14 AM
Your fu to frufru.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 08, 2013, 08:53:21 AM
You're the last one to get coffee at work, which means you have to make an entire pot for the rest of the company.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 09, 2013, 07:50:34 AM
That girl you think likes you, actually stalks you and will kill you if you disappoint her.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 13, 2013, 11:22:25 AM
What you ordered online didn't leave the manufacturer's warehouse.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 13, 2013, 04:05:45 PM
The girl you like hates you, she is going make sure you live long enough to suffer for it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on June 13, 2013, 06:53:13 PM
You're still not over her.
Or that character's death.
Or that one weird thing you did once upon a time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 13, 2013, 07:20:08 PM
You just received a copyright notice/complaint on YouTube.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 13, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
You just received a copyright notice/complaint on YouTube.
And a video from Happy tree friends that's supposed to encourage you but actually comes off as annoying(even if you like the cartoon).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 14, 2013, 12:40:50 AM
You are misunderstood and are labled no matter how much you try to charify things towards the truth.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2013, 07:17:11 AM
She's not faithful to you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 14, 2013, 11:59:12 PM
Forever alone. History hast shown- the chance you had, is now blown.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 15, 2013, 02:26:47 AM
You broke your hand punching that guy in the jaw( the guy's jaw is perfectly safe).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 15, 2013, 04:29:27 AM
The girl you were nice to... is going to end up killing you for breaking her heart later down the line...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 15, 2013, 10:33:29 PM
That's the last slice of pizza.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 16, 2013, 01:54:08 AM
you just ate somethin thatll kill you 10 yrs from now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 16, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
You're still not over her.

First post on the page. Just when I thought I was done drinking for the weekend...


They're having fun without you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 17, 2013, 06:40:10 AM
She's not over you.
You dont care about her anymore but she keeps living her life around things pertaining to you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 17, 2013, 02:48:12 PM
She has an unhealthy obsession with you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 17, 2013, 05:34:13 PM
She's going to kill you. Proof is in the pudding.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on June 17, 2013, 08:56:31 PM
The forums are going to be dead for a while. The complaints of LineCon and CosSpec are dying down. No news regarding what's going on with F2K14: the registration process, theme, new policies, etc.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 17, 2013, 10:54:24 PM
You really know nothing about me. You know that though- so I guess that's actually redundant.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 18, 2013, 12:19:10 AM
Other conventions will continue to take ideas from Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 18, 2013, 12:22:49 AM
There will always be people who think Fanime could be better...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 18, 2013, 01:15:28 AM
There will always people who will be complaining about any con they have attended.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 18, 2013, 09:58:57 AM
The saddest moment of your young life was Ash dying in the 1st Pokemon movie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 18, 2013, 10:34:17 AM
Your adobe flash plugin crashed in the middle of watching a video.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 18, 2013, 11:50:00 AM
^ Indeed.

Repeat?

Lines, especially long lines, are inevitable.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 18, 2013, 12:51:19 PM
Your storage media got corrupted
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 18, 2013, 11:48:27 PM
Youre a inconsiderate jerk.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 19, 2013, 08:25:42 AM
The government is monitoring you and sees you as a threat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 19, 2013, 09:44:47 AM
Your life is about to go up in flames. Enjoy the heat.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 19, 2013, 10:11:42 AM
Tech companies share your personal info everywhere
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on June 19, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
Other conventions will continue to take ideas from Fanime.
And Fanime should take ideas from other conventions
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 20, 2013, 12:45:22 AM
Your attempts are futile and poor.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 20, 2013, 08:30:07 AM
Mewtwo will probably return in Smash Bros 4 but he will have the new Mewtwo form as his final smash.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 20, 2013, 10:44:03 AM
People are still going to prefer XboxOne over PS4 despite obvious reasons not to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 20, 2013, 10:31:40 PM
The Heat won today, and all you see are bandwagoners talking crap about the Spurs...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 20, 2013, 11:23:22 PM
Most of your money goes to waste.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 21, 2013, 09:36:07 AM
You just got your paycheck, but you got bills to pay!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 21, 2013, 02:16:38 PM
You can't (always) get your first choice of an apartment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 22, 2013, 12:02:50 AM
You dont know everything. The harder you try, the farther you are from it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on June 22, 2013, 11:18:28 PM
Your isolated as you haven't seen your friends in the flesh since Fanime.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 22, 2013, 11:20:44 PM
You don't eat right.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 22, 2013, 11:47:41 PM
You are late at work and you're stuck in traffic.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on June 23, 2013, 12:01:16 AM
You got to work late and find out that it's really your day off.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 23, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
You got to work late and find out that it's really your day off.
That's happend twice in the last 4 yrs.

You waste more time doing unproductive things than actually being productive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 23, 2013, 11:40:02 PM
You just had brain freeze.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 24, 2013, 08:23:30 AM
There's a reason you aren't hurt by brain freezes.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 24, 2013, 09:44:45 AM
All that is so so good can be bad in high dosages.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 24, 2013, 11:07:16 PM
You're not as bright you would like to be...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on June 24, 2013, 11:41:12 PM
You cut yourself a bit while cutting boxes, and now you're bleeding everywhere.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 01:05:53 AM
You can't dance.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 25, 2013, 11:04:54 AM
You just doused your wound with alcohol
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 03:59:56 PM
You just infected your wound with poison...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 26, 2013, 09:39:34 AM
That poison is more dangerous than you're being told.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 26, 2013, 10:33:33 AM
You just tripped over.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on June 26, 2013, 11:05:11 AM
Voting rights got shafted pretty badly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 26, 2013, 01:23:00 PM
You can't unsee that!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 27, 2013, 12:27:51 AM
You don't know enough to do what is you're intending on doing...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 27, 2013, 09:34:31 AM
Someone led you to a shock site.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 27, 2013, 06:32:36 PM
Those plane tickets to Okinawa are pretty expensive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 28, 2013, 09:05:04 AM
You have serious problems and that's why no one hangs out with you anymore.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 28, 2013, 10:02:28 AM
It's all fun and games, until someone ruins it
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on June 28, 2013, 02:54:54 PM
We can see you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 28, 2013, 03:01:25 PM
People can easily see through your disguise.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on June 30, 2013, 08:47:27 PM
Payback is a b....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on June 30, 2013, 10:58:00 PM
Your hiccupping brings actual pain to your stomach region.

Why must my diaphragm spasm?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on June 30, 2013, 11:39:32 PM
Only realized you left your wallet at home when you go to buy something and nothing is in your pocket :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 01, 2013, 02:25:50 AM
The band you play in sucks!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 01, 2013, 07:49:36 AM
Only drunk frat boys find you intelligent.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 01, 2013, 09:20:16 AM
There's a scumbag steve that we know...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 03, 2013, 05:14:43 PM
your sunburn is not imoressive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 10, 2013, 11:42:08 AM
That girl was laughing because you made her nervous, not because she found you funny.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 11, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Your roommate will never quit playing his damn country music at theater tier volume >:(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 12, 2013, 02:54:14 AM
Everybody can tell you rushed at the last minute in making your cosplay.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on July 12, 2013, 11:23:58 AM
That article you just read..........you should have bookmarked it, because now you can't find it :(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: echoshadow on July 13, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
You had a better time in AX than in Fanime. And by the looks of it you'll have a better time in Japan Expo and SAC Anime as well.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on July 13, 2013, 03:19:14 PM
Your favorite book is getting a lousy film adaptation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 15, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
Your hidden powers will never come out...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 15, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
There's no such thing as hentai at other conventions.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 17, 2013, 08:48:10 AM
Downtown San Diego is going to be F*****G Nuts for the next 5 days.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on July 17, 2013, 05:36:23 PM
It's ALWAYS that one person that ruins everything.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 17, 2013, 10:38:36 PM
There's always something dark in every story..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on July 20, 2013, 11:49:09 PM
Funk with no bass D :
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 22, 2013, 11:20:06 AM
^ What? No! Just no!

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Your favorite band disbands eventually
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on July 22, 2013, 02:00:51 PM
Soul with no bass D :

Or soul.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 22, 2013, 08:48:24 PM
That annoying band will never disband.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 23, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
The new Kamen Rider's design is disappointing...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on July 25, 2013, 01:29:26 AM
No matter how hard you try, you will not be better than me.
^Will always be full of himself XD
^will always lose to me at her own game
Is losing at tetris
Have you tried randomly surprising/catching him off guard. :3 I found that it is the best way to best him; his reactions are hilarious... By the way; is this some short of denial game that I'm not getting or something?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 25, 2013, 09:48:40 AM
There's always a group of people circlejerking countless topics.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on July 25, 2013, 10:17:09 PM
There's always a group of people circlejerking countless topics.
Who me? I just got lost on here sorry. >///<
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on July 26, 2013, 11:04:29 AM
Killer Instinct looked great on the XBox one.  To Bad its only on the XBox One.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 26, 2013, 02:01:14 PM
Killer Instinct looked great on the XBox one.  To Bad its only on the XBox One.

Markman and FilthieRich were promoting K.I on EVO along with their partnership with Microsoft on that. They got booed hella bad. I'm not expecting K.I making it to any major tourneys.
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You have to deal with intolerable people every day.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on July 26, 2013, 10:40:40 PM
The raptor knows where you are.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 27, 2013, 12:15:57 AM
There's always a group of people circlejerking countless topics.
Who me? I just got lost on here sorry. >///<
No. He was posting to-topic.

topic-related:::
You have just failed.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 29, 2013, 09:56:02 AM
You don't know why the code you wrote doesn't work, and when it works you don't know why it works...

On top of that, the only time you test your code when it's in production..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 30, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
You're still doing it wrong..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on July 30, 2013, 03:53:14 PM
You hate rules, but you gotta live with them
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 31, 2013, 04:31:18 PM
Yeah, that isn't getting another season.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on August 01, 2013, 09:39:42 AM
Easy come, easy go..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 01, 2013, 08:08:02 PM
Those were the droids you were looking for.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on August 02, 2013, 12:14:05 AM
There has yet to be a 'Wonderful Truth'.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on August 02, 2013, 10:05:39 AM
There's that "Nonary Game: Ambidex Edition" and you have these options and their corresponding results:

Pair votes "ally" vs. Solo votes "ally"= +2 BP for both parties
Pair votes "ally vs. Solo votes "betray"= -2 for Pair, +3 for Solo
Pair votes "betray" vs. Solo votes "ally= +3 BP for Pair, -2 for Solo
Pair votes "betray vs. Solo votes "betray"= +0 BP for both parties

And hence, life gives you tough decisions..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on August 04, 2013, 01:07:11 PM
Drug laws are stricter in Japan than in the U.S.

Sorry, stoners XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on August 04, 2013, 06:32:33 PM
They took yer jerb!!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 06, 2013, 08:55:55 AM
The new employee is more liked than you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on August 06, 2013, 04:51:34 PM
Your attempts at getting promoted are futile...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 07, 2013, 08:32:05 AM
You have a stalker.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on August 07, 2013, 12:04:20 PM
It's still months away until new episodes of your favorite shows start up.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on August 07, 2013, 11:35:42 PM
If your phone lacks an app for your e-mail client, you are screwed in regards to time....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on August 08, 2013, 03:54:57 AM
Everything you do is pointless.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 08, 2013, 09:07:53 AM
Your favorite shows really are ending and there won't be a surprise return season.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on August 17, 2013, 03:10:18 PM
Even Mr. ewu has left the forums.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on August 18, 2013, 01:16:21 AM
Getting offered a pretty awesome union contract knowing that because of pigs it might not go through :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 04, 2013, 07:34:01 AM
There are more a&w's in Okinawa than California.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 06, 2013, 08:12:44 PM
That person that interrupts people is gonna ruin your speech.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on September 11, 2013, 01:01:16 AM
Even Mr. ewu has left the forums.
not true.

The hardest truth will always remain hidden.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on September 11, 2013, 05:47:40 PM
Even Mr. ewu has left the forums.
not true.
Publically visibly, anyway.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on September 12, 2013, 09:51:24 AM
You know your company is failing when they stop catering food
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on September 15, 2013, 10:11:08 AM
Not the kind of spam I want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on September 16, 2013, 12:25:47 AM
The follow up album is gonna suck really bad.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on September 19, 2013, 06:20:53 AM
Being told that you're six day week just got extended to seven so you can attend a 4hour meeting on "Human Factors & Safety"  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on September 19, 2013, 08:13:53 PM
Hours of work on a project looks haphazard.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on September 21, 2013, 12:24:28 PM
There's only one hour of Summer left.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on September 23, 2013, 09:55:25 AM
That item you want is sold out. Forever.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 07, 2013, 03:15:58 PM
I have what you want. Sorry, it's mine now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on October 23, 2013, 06:02:00 PM
Sempai will not notice you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: dajoo on October 23, 2013, 11:48:30 PM
Having a positive attitude coming into work is never enough to conquer the Central West Pacific :-[
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on October 24, 2013, 12:49:43 AM
Even Pepper Spray Cop can get his compensation...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 24, 2013, 04:11:18 AM
I'm smarter than you.  It's my job. I am a mad scientist after all...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on October 24, 2013, 10:09:45 AM
It's all just a dream.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 25, 2013, 01:28:02 AM
I am truth.  I am reality.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on October 30, 2013, 12:40:22 PM
You're not Trill.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 30, 2013, 05:06:58 PM
By the power vested in me, I know pronounce thee... Pasta.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on November 01, 2013, 12:34:43 AM
Get ready for two solid months of Holiday ads! (to then be followed by Super Bowl related ads).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on November 01, 2013, 10:22:17 PM
The holidays started before the season began.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on November 03, 2013, 02:05:16 PM
Your relationship is forbidden.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on November 04, 2013, 02:34:33 AM
And just like that, you're cast aside. As if those years of loyalty and care didn't mean a damn thing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 13, 2014, 02:09:33 PM
I wasted all my time and years just to get to this point.  I should've met her sooner, but then I'd be a dad already.... again.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 17, 2014, 11:26:32 AM
The struggle is real.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 19, 2014, 01:31:47 AM
The past never leaves you alone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Anix on January 19, 2014, 01:44:35 AM
There is a big difference between the Hyatt Regency SF and the Hyatt Regency SFO
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Dathamster on January 20, 2014, 09:57:28 AM
What's the difference? :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 20, 2014, 04:42:15 PM
The game...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Anix on January 20, 2014, 11:10:49 PM
What's the difference? :o

One is in San Francisco near the Pier and all that madness, the other (SFO) is actually in Burlingame.

The game...

You can't lose if you don't play or I could pull a Data and instead of winning go for a tie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 21, 2014, 10:23:31 AM
You will get bodied a lot when you first start playing fighting games.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 22, 2014, 01:11:51 AM
The Reviews for Habrio Sugarless Gummy Bears (http://Habrio Sugarless Gummy Bears) on Amazon are much better than the actual product!   ;D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 23, 2014, 11:28:50 AM
By knowing the game exists, you are playing it. And by reading this, you lost.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 23, 2014, 12:56:32 PM
By knowing the game exists, you are playing it. And by reading this, you lost.
Didn't you just lose the game by posting that?  ;D
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 23, 2014, 05:23:57 PM
If you wanna learn how to play Tekken, you gotta learn movement first. Korean backdash and wavedashing will be the most daunting task you'll do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 25, 2014, 01:49:44 AM
By knowing the game exists, you are playing it. And by reading this, you lost.
Didn't you just lose the game by posting that?  ;D
You can lose to yourself. You also can't lose more than once every 3 hours(that last part i dont know why).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 26, 2014, 04:11:37 PM
You directed a movie that just bombed badly.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2014, 04:50:41 PM
There should be harsher restrictions on new forum members.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on January 26, 2014, 05:55:41 PM
Life costs money to live.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on January 26, 2014, 08:14:59 PM
This year I'll be travelling 1750 miles to get to Fanime con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2014, 11:58:22 PM
Life costs money to live.
Not if you're a monk.
This year I'll be travelling 1750 miles to get to Fanime con.
I'll be spending 1750 at the con this year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 27, 2014, 10:19:41 AM
After the con, some people will be broke.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 27, 2014, 12:38:49 PM
After the con, some people will be broke.
After, before, and possibly even for the duration of the con.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 27, 2014, 07:42:20 PM
Life costs money to live.
Not if you're a monk.
This year I'll be travelling 1750 miles to get to Fanime con.
I'll be spending 1750 at the con this year.
Poke poke. :/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 27, 2014, 07:45:59 PM
Life costs money to live.
Not if you're a monk.
This year I'll be travelling 1750 miles to get to Fanime con.
I'll be spending 1750 at the con this year.
Poke poke. :/
nudge nudge >:}
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 27, 2014, 08:06:29 PM
There should be harsher restrictions on new forum members.
Haha please no. :/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 27, 2014, 08:46:49 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you still don't exist in my world.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 27, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
Marvel vs. Capcom 3 tip: Up-backward doesn't always work.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 27, 2014, 09:42:14 PM
Not everything you think is as promisingly good as you hope it to be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on January 28, 2014, 09:51:52 AM
That horrible cartoon is loved by many.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 28, 2014, 10:35:25 AM
That overrated anime is loved by everybody.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 28, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Only the strong survive.  You over-estimate yourself.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 28, 2014, 03:47:59 PM
Majority of the people who starts a new year resolution normally gives up after.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 28, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
A majority of my failures are actually wins... the few that aren't are not even my own failures.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 28, 2014, 11:36:38 PM
You stole that idea from someone else(then made an inferior version of it), and everybody is about to find out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 29, 2014, 02:36:09 AM
Your delusions will lead to the downfall of your dreams.  Accepting the truth only brings more pain.  The truth hurts and lying only brings suffering. Grow up.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 29, 2014, 09:50:38 AM
California is in a drought crisis right now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on January 29, 2014, 09:59:06 AM
California is in a drought crisis right now.
Had only a tad bit of rain today in the Bay.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 29, 2014, 10:11:37 AM
California is in a drought crisis right now.
Had only a tad bit of rain today in the Bay.

They said it should rain tomorrow. We'll see.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 29, 2014, 11:17:08 AM
California is in a drought crisis right now.
Had only a tad bit of rain today in the Bay.

They said it should rain tomorrow. We'll see.
just overcast....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 29, 2014, 11:56:12 AM
California is in a drought crisis right now.
Had only a tad bit of rain today in the Bay.

They said it should rain tomorrow. We'll see.
just overcast....
Awww, I was hoping it would rain.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 29, 2014, 12:50:27 PM
Procrastination will always be there.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 29, 2014, 02:13:01 PM
Ukraine needs to sever ties with Russia once and for all. I agree with the protesters in Kiev 100% for being angered that the Ukrainian government essentially accepted a 15 million dollar bribe from Russia.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 29, 2014, 11:31:54 PM
All who raise up will eventually fall down, but what hurts the most isn't the fall, it was the climax.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 29, 2014, 11:38:13 PM
Few people realize that unlike the light, darkness doesn't fall- it rises.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on January 30, 2014, 01:08:15 AM
Procrastination will always be there.
  ... it can wait.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 30, 2014, 10:55:20 AM
Sports bandwagoners are always there in every corner.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 30, 2014, 02:34:26 PM
Arby's is great, but costs more than BK
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 30, 2014, 07:52:21 PM
Only a small percentage of people have defeated SmokeHouse's hellfire challenge.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 30, 2014, 07:54:56 PM
Food challenges are a tribute to the sin of gluttony.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Anix on January 30, 2014, 11:13:24 PM
It takes far to much work to be lazy.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 30, 2014, 11:20:30 PM
My laziness saves lives.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on January 31, 2014, 01:49:32 AM
I'm lazy and I save lives!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 03:09:03 AM
I'm lazy and I save lives!
You lie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 31, 2014, 09:40:00 AM
Food challenges are a tribute to the sin of gluttony.

There is no such sin. Only diarrhea.

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Food challenges means it's you vs. the toilet after.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 02:54:05 PM
Quote from: limDsage link=topic=12134.msg470892#msg470892
Food challenges means it's you vs. the toilet after.
Epic. Should be the Webster's definition...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 31, 2014, 04:04:45 PM
"Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions."
  - Charles Caleb Colton
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 31, 2014, 04:07:23 PM
It's the silent ones you should be afraid of. T_T Seriously though, the monsters on outlast keep coming out of no where. oO
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 31, 2014, 04:27:51 PM
Mother nature to California: "the struggle is real."
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 05:17:58 PM
Those who refuse to let go of the past live in constant fear of a future without it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 31, 2014, 05:47:22 PM
"Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game." - Winston Churchill
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 31, 2014, 05:55:18 PM
Life would be rather dull and boring if we didn't take a risk every now and then, let go of everything holding you back and live a life without worry and fear. Learn form the past and live for the now, nothing else matters.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 31, 2014, 06:02:13 PM
Above post wins my internet points and this thread. Both true and profound. +1

Uhm... awful truth *thinks* my awful truth is that I've run out of awful truths. Alas I must now vacuum the store.  :'(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 06:25:36 PM
I'm the best gamer in the world.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 31, 2014, 08:16:12 PM
I have a awesome bf. :3
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 08:22:59 PM
I brag about my wifey's cooking much like Hughs(FMA) does about his family.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on January 31, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Gas used to be cheaper.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 08:56:34 PM
Gas used to be cheaper.
And every time I go to your feed, you're never on.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on January 31, 2014, 09:25:34 PM
Even if you don't care, I think she's absolutely wonderful, better than I could have ever been even trying my very hardest. Everything happens for a reason in life, I'm glad to have known you, without ever knowing you I could have never met my husband. I will be grateful for the rest of my life.


Also, another awful truth, I am one of the best female classical guitar players here in CA. Hands-down. The dedication and time I've put into this instrument is mind-boggling, this year will have been my 10th year playing. It's my biggest passion.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 31, 2014, 10:02:33 PM
Its hard to enjoy anima when someone gives away the end. Sigh

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 31, 2014, 10:59:53 PM
You burnt the toast(very badly).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on January 31, 2014, 11:14:03 PM
I brag about my wifey's cooking much like Hughs(FMA) does about his family.
Love you hunny! 
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on January 31, 2014, 11:59:18 PM
I should cook more often, and post my artistic edibles.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 01, 2014, 01:10:22 AM
Gas used to be cheaper.
And every time I go to your feed, you're never on.

It's because I stop streaming past 11pm (http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png.html)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 01:24:19 AM
"If you have not been a villain at a certain point in time, you will never be a hero. And the day you are a hero, you may become a villain the next day." - Carlos Ghosn
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 01, 2014, 01:48:33 AM
Gas used to be cheaper.
And every time I go to your feed, you're never on.

It's because I stop streaming past 11pm (http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png.html)
oooooh..... ill have to catch the next one on sunday.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 01, 2014, 09:43:46 AM
Gas used to be cheaper.
And every time I go to your feed, you're never on.

It's because I stop streaming past 11pm (http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png.html)
oooooh..... ill have to catch the next one on sunday.

If I feel like it.


You left your headlights on.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 12:31:43 PM
"you have no power over me." ~ the labyrinth
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 01, 2014, 12:34:22 PM
You made an enemy in a place you don't realize.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 12:37:23 PM
"Drunk people run stop signs, high people sit there and wait for them to turn green"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 01, 2014, 01:25:19 PM
The salt is real for CoD players.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 01:37:08 PM
The world doesn't revolve around just one person.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 05:36:40 PM
"You must never underestimate your opposition." - John Scarlett
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 06:02:49 PM
It is foolish to be afraid of a little spider.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 06:07:02 PM
It's the smallest spiders you have to worry about the most. Brown recluse bites are naaaaaaasty.
(http://whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brown_recluse3.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
Not really, their bites can be cured easily as any poison can be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 06:22:04 PM
I was speaking mostly of the pain and necrosis the bites can cause under the right circumstances.
http://healthool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brown-recluse-spider-bite-pictures-4.jpg

there's also the sydney funnel web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC11GxIMURc
and the white tail spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcgL6tlYYbs
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 06:32:01 PM
I know about spiders, I prefer the reclusive one you don't feel them biting you and then it's venom just eats away at the flesh. But I am type the loves pain; life would indeed be dull with out it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 01, 2014, 06:40:20 PM
Sweet, another spider person. I respect that.

And I know very well what you mean about pain. You can either suffer through it or learn to love it, without pain everything in life would be monotone, dull, and full of disappointment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 01, 2014, 07:03:28 PM
Moving on, most games ending are disappointing because they suck. Like they were just rushed or poorly thought out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 02, 2014, 01:29:43 AM
I think the best ending I can think of so far is the end of Pong.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 02, 2014, 11:55:25 AM
I guess I'm still going wtf to fear 3 and it's ending.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 02, 2014, 05:18:39 PM
"For only in the grip of darkness will we shine amidst the brightest stars"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on February 02, 2014, 05:38:51 PM
I guess I'm still going wtf to fear 3 and it's ending.

Not as much as 2

"Wtf? Did I just get raped?"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 02, 2014, 06:37:46 PM
Love stinks! Yeah yeah!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TheLordMark on February 02, 2014, 07:20:06 PM
you must always stand up for the ones you love
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 02, 2014, 08:21:15 PM
I guess I'm still going wtf to fear 3 and it's ending.

Not as much as 2

"Wtf? Did I just get raped?"
Lol, good point.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 09:46:45 AM
The salt is strong for them Broncos fans and bandwagoners alike.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 03, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
Everything in life in moderation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 03:36:42 PM
Too much is too bad. Little of something is also bad.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 03, 2014, 03:41:26 PM
We all just have to find the right center I suppose.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 04:15:43 PM
The truth itself is an awful beast.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 03, 2014, 05:32:36 PM
Ignorance is bliss, yet knowledge is power.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 09:43:00 PM
When will the struggle be over? It never does..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 03, 2014, 09:59:51 PM
You will never be done with everything you wish to finish.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 04, 2014, 09:36:39 AM
There are a lot of flaky people.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 04, 2014, 11:55:45 AM
There are a lot of people who do not know how to drive.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 04, 2014, 12:35:48 PM
There are a lot of people who do not know how to drive.
  ...and they're behind the wheel!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 04, 2014, 01:37:03 PM
There are a lot of people who do not know how to drive.
  ...and they're behind the wheel!
Exactly!  :o
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 04, 2014, 05:56:46 PM
You will get sued(and lose).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 04, 2014, 06:54:08 PM
Fish sticks are good.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 04, 2014, 06:57:39 PM
Everything in life in moderation.

Just make sure you don't over or under-moderate. Moderation in moderation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 04, 2014, 07:25:24 PM
Everything in life in moderation.
Just make sure you don't over or under-moderate. Moderation in moderation.
It's so hard to find the right balance of moderation in life. If I knew how to do everything in just the right balance life would be so much easier.  :(
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 04, 2014, 07:34:55 PM
You'll never do all the things you wish to do in life.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 04, 2014, 08:31:18 PM
There are alot of hard-headed people...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 04, 2014, 09:14:09 PM
Outlast makes people go crazy
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 04, 2014, 09:35:35 PM
Outlast makes people go crazy
Did you just get done playing it? :P

Ingestion of life is necessary to maintain it.  We kill/consume life to continue ours.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 04, 2014, 10:17:13 PM
What comes around goes around.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 04, 2014, 11:18:00 PM
Caturday is dead/dieing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 04, 2014, 11:40:55 PM
"Death is only the beginning"
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 05, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Outlast makes people go crazy
Did you just get done playing it? :P

Ingestion of life is necessary to maintain it.  We kill/consume life to continue ours.

I'm not even done with Outlast. As far as the hype goes, I'm somewhat disappointed that they only rely on jump scares to get you. Other than that, the enemies looks like the splicers from Bioshock 1 and 2.


Back to topic: You did not get that beta invite you were waiting for..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 05, 2014, 10:51:17 AM
Outlast makes people go crazy
Did you just get done playing it? :P

Ingestion of life is necessary to maintain it.  We kill/consume life to continue ours.

I'm not even done with Outlast. As far as the hype goes, I'm somewhat disappointed that they only rely on jump scares to get you. Other than that, the enemies looks like the splicers from Bioshock 1 and 2.


Back to topic: You did not get that beta invite you were waiting for..
It's different- not being able to attack/defend against enemies... You can get killed though if you're not careful. I died a handful of times forgetting to run or not knowing there was an open window...

BTT:
 (http://s1.postimg.org/5xk8kjp72/star_wars_wallpaper_stormtrooper_poster_those_we.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 05, 2014, 11:15:17 AM
Outlast makes people go crazy
Did you just get done playing it? :P

Ingestion of life is necessary to maintain it.  We kill/consume life to continue ours.

I'm not even done with Outlast. As far as the hype goes, I'm somewhat disappointed that they only rely on jump scares to get you. Other than that, the enemies looks like the splicers from Bioshock 1 and 2.


Back to topic: You did not get that beta invite you were waiting for..
It's different- not being able to attack/defend against enemies... You can get killed though if you're not careful. I died a handful of times forgetting to run or not knowing there was an open window...

BTT:
 (http://s1.postimg.org/5xk8kjp72/star_wars_wallpaper_stormtrooper_poster_those_we.jpg)

The stealth part reminds me of Siren. It's a different beast indeed, but I can also see a hint of Amnesia to the game.


BTT: Sadly, most fighting game scrubs don't know how to adapt.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 05, 2014, 04:31:16 PM
Lol, it's fun listening to people freaking out over the mic or on youtube when they play outlast.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 05, 2014, 06:00:50 PM
Time does not effect everyone the same way.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 05, 2014, 08:16:10 PM
You believe the relationship you're in is perfect when it actually has quite a few fractures in it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 05, 2014, 10:29:05 PM
You can't run from who you really are, don't let the opinions of others dictate who you are now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 06, 2014, 09:47:36 AM
VxG hasn't paid the contestants as of right now.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 06, 2014, 12:03:28 PM
No one ever has enough money for all the things that they want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 06, 2014, 12:12:06 PM
The school guru strikes again at AI.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 06, 2014, 12:25:03 PM
Some single player games often have unnecessary multiplayer modes..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TheLordMark on February 06, 2014, 06:04:33 PM
most music sucks nowadays.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 06, 2014, 06:13:27 PM
There is no more original ideas anymore in stories, music, and movies.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 06, 2014, 08:02:55 PM
Your favorite game won't make it to a major tournament because of 2D bias.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 07, 2014, 02:45:34 AM
You don't know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 07, 2014, 10:57:56 AM
The human body can live only 3 to 4 days with out food.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 07, 2014, 03:12:28 PM
Untrue, the human body can actually last up to 8 weeks without food as long as the individual has access to water. Whereas a human body can only live 3-5 days without water.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-long-can-a-person-sur/
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 07, 2014, 04:51:22 PM
3 to 4 days Mikasa-san think about it, it means without water too. Everyone already knows that the human body can last long periods of time without eating but still have access to water.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 07, 2014, 04:58:09 PM
Your post never specified whether the person had access to water or not. It simply stated that the human body cannot last 3-4 days without food, which is not correct as I stated in my prior post. One cannot deduce another's meaning if the other person does not specify. I am many things but a mind-reader is not one of them.

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 07, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
I never thought you were mind reader and I could careless. I'm just stating that it a common fact that even elementary students know, I didn't realize that I had to explain the obvious farther then needed to be. T_T
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 07, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
The word food should have been replaced with the word water, because after 3-4 days of ingesting "nothing" the body dies of dehydration, not of starvation.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-N-aQRP8jqYA/UjxOU3zTMPI/AAAAAAAAACI/3Uh3LVQ16oM/bill%252520nye%252520the%252520science%252520guy%252520gif.jpg)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 07, 2014, 05:48:45 PM
"Aweful Truth" I really don't care nor do I care to indulge you any farther. Moving on! On the MSN news they reported the Olympic rings glitching at the ceremony. The last ring refuses to change from it's beautiful snowflake form and join it's brothers as a ring. Damn that rebellious snowflake.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 07, 2014, 06:00:13 PM
"Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't." - Ricky Gervais
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 07, 2014, 06:20:34 PM
The game S.t.a.l.k.e.r. is based around a real life event.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 07, 2014, 06:50:04 PM
No one watches those "Facebook Movie" things, they see it, and then keep on scrolling.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 07, 2014, 07:21:08 PM
In this weather, lots of terrible drivers suddenly appear!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 07, 2014, 07:29:43 PM
You cheated.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 07, 2014, 11:32:39 PM
Repeat?

Nobody understands the pop culture reference you just made. Therefore, nobody will laugh with you XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 08, 2014, 12:27:39 AM
The game you love is a horrible game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 08, 2014, 05:17:19 PM
Sometimes the truth is far more painful than the lie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 08, 2014, 05:36:18 PM
Realistically in all the Tomb Raider games Lara Craft boobs are too big for her body. oO
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 09, 2014, 05:01:28 AM
(http://s29.postimg.org/a0juh5mmb/218455_Assassins_Musical_Header.jpg?noCache=1391950868)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 09, 2014, 09:46:24 AM
That thing you do, that really embarrassing thing you hope nobody knows you do?

They know.

They all know.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 09, 2014, 10:43:41 AM
No one is perfect.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 09, 2014, 01:04:43 PM
It is painful to see a really unproportional character once you went through a anatomy class. XD The torture.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 09, 2014, 08:31:54 PM
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 09, 2014, 08:38:28 PM
Practicing the instrument of your choice on a regular basis isn't optional... it's a must. If you're going to pay for lessons you might as well practice, otherwise what's the point?  ???
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 09, 2014, 11:48:14 PM
No one is perfect.

What's weird is that some people call themselves "No one" or "Nobody."

Math textbooks don't provide enough useful examples to help you solve problems.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 10, 2014, 12:02:16 AM
Super Meat Boy can be addicting.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 12:22:58 AM
Many hours have been wasted in front of a screen...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 10, 2014, 11:05:51 AM
The US FGC are primarily composed of 2D fanboys.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 11:15:41 AM
You did not get the room you wanted... Meanwhile others did...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 10, 2014, 11:51:44 AM
Literally everyone trying to book Fanime Housing this morning

(http://i.imgur.com/yp6XhNT.gif)

I'm fine with the DoubleTree, I have a decent car to transport my friends to and from the con so I'm not necessarily concerned. I am tenatively waiting on information for the Hilton though, so that might be cool. But regardless, people shouldn't shoot down the DoubleTree. Housing is housing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 10, 2014, 01:02:46 PM
They only exist in your dreams. :p
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 01:22:30 PM
They are not amused.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 10, 2014, 01:37:25 PM
Human beings eat some pretty disgusting things without even thinking about it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on February 10, 2014, 03:14:35 PM
They had to get that Slowpoke tail somewhere.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 03:20:29 PM
You have to crack and shatter the skeleton of the crab to eat the insides.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 10, 2014, 04:18:46 PM
That new firmware update you just uploaded?   It is so going to F*** up your hardware!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 10, 2014, 05:06:47 PM
You thought that new version was stable? Think again!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 10, 2014, 08:44:51 PM
Your ignorance and lack of patience holds you back from opening your eyes to new experiences. Like the Tool song, "Be Patient".
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 10, 2014, 09:07:42 PM
That fake hype is real.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: mikasa-san on February 10, 2014, 10:44:19 PM
Your emotions can definitely have an effect on your health, it's how I got to be 10-15 pounds underweight.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: TheLordMark on February 10, 2014, 11:17:52 PM
nothing is ever as bad as you think
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 10, 2014, 11:31:40 PM
You thought that new version was stable? Think again!

That's why I ain't updating my Java yet.

Your bladder likes to wake you up.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 10, 2014, 11:34:26 PM
... and you thought Me and Vista were bad!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 10, 2014, 11:41:28 PM
You thought that new version was stable? Think again!

That's why I ain't updating my Java yet.

Your bladder likes to wake you up.

Do not update that Java! Oh, the headaches I had to suffer because of my end-users at work updating it..

This generation of gaming is not the same as it was a decade ago.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 10, 2014, 11:51:03 PM
Art may not seem like hard work to a lot of people but it is very taxing on the mind of the people who actually do create art.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 11, 2014, 12:57:09 AM
Coding may not seem like hard work, but it's a mixture of a foreign language and advanced mathematics.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 11, 2014, 09:55:42 AM
Zero ruined mahvel.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 11, 2014, 10:32:26 PM
You are at the very bottom of the waiting list.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 11, 2014, 11:22:59 PM
Fanime is only about 1% of the year.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 12, 2014, 09:32:43 AM
ET is in Starwars ep 1 one in the councilor room.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 12, 2014, 10:58:11 AM
No matter how good your cosplay is there's probably a hundred people who do it better.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on February 12, 2014, 08:01:22 PM
Fanime is only about 1% of the year.
The maths be true.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 13, 2014, 03:04:54 AM
I know what you dont know about what you know...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 13, 2014, 09:55:32 AM
It's not your opponent online who is your biggest enemy; it's the lag.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 13, 2014, 11:15:25 AM
You dont know how to use mutual lag to your advantage.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 13, 2014, 12:48:02 PM
Frame data is something scrubs overlook in fighting games.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 13, 2014, 05:20:36 PM
No one is coming to your birthday party(and they were all fully aware of the day).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 13, 2014, 05:27:53 PM
Your favorite character is at the bottom tier list.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 13, 2014, 06:02:41 PM
That milkshake does not bring boys to the yard...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 13, 2014, 06:12:13 PM
We all have that one friend who is a buzzkill.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 13, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
If you're saying "But I don't have that friend!" that friend is you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 14, 2014, 12:11:04 AM
You're a horrible person...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 14, 2014, 09:51:33 AM
Majority of the games in this generation consists of guns, zombies, and the lack of replay value.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 14, 2014, 11:59:11 AM
You could defy logic in most old games, like Halo, you could give yourself the boost you needed to get onto high ledges by blowing yourself up with a grenade or with the rocket launcher.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on February 14, 2014, 12:48:24 PM
Most people still mistakenly believe PONG was the first coin operated video game.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 14, 2014, 01:46:32 PM
That E.Honda is still low tier.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 14, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
Pong is the most demanded game ever.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 14, 2014, 08:12:21 PM
Even with a lot of nerfs, Injus...(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/chansub-global-emoticon-1ddcc54d77fc4a61-28x28.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-1ddcc54d77fc4a61-28x28.png.html)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 14, 2014, 08:57:16 PM
The shakeweight is a joke
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 14, 2014, 10:04:11 PM
Arcades are struggling nowadays...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 14, 2014, 10:39:54 PM
^ They've been struggling for many, many years.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 14, 2014, 11:28:58 PM
^ has been struggling for long than should
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 17, 2014, 10:06:36 AM
The wait takes too long.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on February 17, 2014, 11:49:21 AM
Time fly's when your having fun.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 17, 2014, 06:02:39 PM
You fail.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 18, 2014, 01:07:07 AM
Your ego can only take you so far.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 18, 2014, 03:11:56 AM
Your inspiration is limited.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 18, 2014, 11:38:41 AM
Your ambition is short-sighted
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 18, 2014, 09:32:42 PM
That guy telling annoying jokes will keep repeating them as if that somehow makes them funnier(and you will be trapped when it happens).
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 20, 2014, 10:31:04 AM
The truth can't be denied
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 20, 2014, 09:59:38 PM
Your mom knows what you do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on February 20, 2014, 11:00:09 PM
You can't make a Spirit Gun shot when you aim your finger.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 20, 2014, 11:32:27 PM
You can't summon an animal using hand seals.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 21, 2014, 02:45:24 PM
You can't spin around and get naked and transform into a sailor warrior.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 21, 2014, 11:30:40 PM
You can't spin around and get naked and transform into a sailor warrior.
The only magnificent thing that will happen is the speed at which the cops will tackle and handcuff you for public nudity.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 24, 2014, 09:34:48 AM
You've stalled while on first gear while going uphill.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 24, 2014, 11:28:58 AM
They don't make that thing that you like anymore.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 25, 2014, 09:33:56 AM
They don't make that thing that you like anymore.

No more Oreo O's cereal D:

--------------------------------------------------------------------

You play a game with a lot of backtracking.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 27, 2014, 11:08:32 PM
That lost episode will never be found.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 27, 2014, 11:18:18 PM
Fire can be used to freeze things.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on February 28, 2014, 10:19:24 AM
The struggle won't be over anytime soon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on February 28, 2014, 10:40:24 AM
Really healthy people still get hit by buses.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 28, 2014, 04:20:21 PM
The cleanest place in the world is actually so filthy, it negates itself.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 02, 2014, 11:09:47 PM
You have fallen asleep in the middle of something important.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 03, 2014, 02:49:09 PM
You shoulda made that purchase...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 03, 2014, 03:55:39 PM
Clouded judgement often ends up in irrational decisions.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 03, 2014, 04:04:19 PM
You don't have enough fans in your case...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 04, 2014, 09:35:29 AM
There will always be commentary bias.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 05, 2014, 01:10:29 AM
The captions are off.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 05, 2014, 08:45:24 AM
Your fly was open, and everyone saw.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 05, 2014, 11:25:36 AM
Risks could either lead you to salvation or oblivion.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 06, 2014, 09:59:04 PM
Bitcoin is a waste of time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 07, 2014, 10:03:58 AM
The things you can't unsee...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 07, 2014, 11:34:58 PM
Bitcoin is a waste of time.
And will probably be out-valued by Dogecoin in the future.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 08, 2014, 01:32:09 AM
Bitcoin is a waste of time.
And will probably be out-valued by Dogecoin in the future.
 
                                                                                                WOW

Such Awful...
                                                                                                                                                                 Truth
                                                                     

MEME

                                                                                      Wow
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 09, 2014, 06:33:04 AM
Your curiosity will cost u
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 09, 2014, 09:52:17 PM
Without the interwebz, part of society would crumble.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 10, 2014, 12:12:30 AM
Everything comes at a price. Hence why i always count whats in my wallet first.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 10, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
It's not an authentic pastrami!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 10, 2014, 11:54:55 PM
You dont work out long enough.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Anix on March 11, 2014, 01:04:47 AM
Due to the slices of salami that salad just eaten was worse for me than a ten piece nugget.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 11, 2014, 03:45:19 PM
She cheated on you. The baby wasnt really yours.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 12, 2014, 10:05:39 AM
You are not the father!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 12, 2014, 08:20:14 PM
She never really loved you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 12, 2014, 09:35:34 PM
They took yer jerb!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 13, 2014, 10:18:32 AM
You got bills to pay now!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 13, 2014, 01:49:48 PM
Most of your money goes towards bills.  The bills you don't pay will accumulate interest and bite you in the future.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 13, 2014, 03:30:50 PM
War will always be present somewhere.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 13, 2014, 07:06:57 PM
Th ese games you play help you hide from reality.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 14, 2014, 10:01:49 AM
The milk's gone bad!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 15, 2014, 01:12:21 AM
People will spoil stuff on purpose.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 15, 2014, 06:26:59 AM
You can't let go of what you claim to have already lost.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 17, 2014, 12:26:49 AM
You got the wrong people mad at you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 17, 2014, 10:46:49 AM
Twitch Plays Pokemon is infested with bots.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 17, 2014, 08:52:16 PM
Its quite common for ppl to put keyloggers on their significant others laptops. Its uncommon for exs to stalk each other while in a relationship.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 18, 2014, 11:02:10 AM
Sleeping in makes you lose valuable hours.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 18, 2014, 11:08:57 AM
Everything electronic you own will be obsolete in less than six months.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 18, 2014, 02:50:38 PM
The age of entitlement is spreading.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 18, 2014, 10:13:10 PM
My milkshake friends bring users to the yard...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 19, 2014, 10:10:59 AM
You can't always get what you want.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 19, 2014, 11:15:56 AM
But if you try sometimes...
You just mind find...
You have ants.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 19, 2014, 02:21:43 PM
Everything you want is not everything you need.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 20, 2014, 12:09:19 AM
They are getting closer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 20, 2014, 09:29:27 AM
Devs still use Unreal Engine 3 for next-gen gaming..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 20, 2014, 12:22:02 PM
Some people who are bored forgot how boring season 2 was.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 20, 2014, 01:57:24 PM
Your backup disk is corrupted.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: lanislori on March 22, 2014, 09:36:59 AM
Life is not measured in seasons.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 22, 2014, 03:39:59 PM
You spent more than you're supposed to.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 24, 2014, 10:41:21 AM
Some stores rip you off.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on March 25, 2014, 08:01:02 AM
Some people refuse to step up...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 25, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
You have to grind for those celestial weapons!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 25, 2014, 02:14:24 PM
You accidently clicked "remember me" last time you used a public computer.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 25, 2014, 02:48:58 PM
You got baited!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on March 26, 2014, 11:13:58 PM
Your face is gone.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on March 27, 2014, 01:22:11 PM
The BSoD is real!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 27, 2014, 03:16:45 PM
Someday, you will hug someone for the last time.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on March 30, 2014, 11:39:17 PM
Yes, there even is a hashtag on Twitter for Awful Truths.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 01, 2014, 10:07:50 AM
Drinking an energy drink will cause sugar crash.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on April 01, 2014, 10:08:30 PM
Fanime is next month


There's still no website yet


You better prepare for line-con again
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 02, 2014, 10:45:55 AM
Fanime is next month


There's still no website yet


You better prepare for line-con again

Bullseye!

Back to topic: People are gonna be clueless next month.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 05, 2014, 09:00:37 AM
Your vacation wasnt long enough.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Twixz151 on April 07, 2014, 12:09:51 AM
Times flies by when your having fun
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 07, 2014, 04:23:59 PM
Your devices need charging.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on April 07, 2014, 06:19:04 PM
Your devices need replacing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 07, 2014, 07:45:12 PM
The hotel lost your reservation.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 07, 2014, 08:54:38 PM
Your information is not secure.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 08, 2014, 10:35:48 AM
You have been frauded.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 23, 2014, 09:56:07 PM
You are being targeted.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 24, 2014, 09:34:59 AM
Half of the protein shakes in the market at overhyped and is not worth the money.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on April 24, 2014, 11:52:52 AM
Only half?
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 25, 2014, 02:26:14 PM
It's a pyramid scheme.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on April 25, 2014, 03:09:03 PM
Its a pyramid head :-)
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2014, 03:40:46 PM
You can't get it out of your mind!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2014, 12:27:07 AM
You do not have enough money....
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 29, 2014, 10:48:44 AM
You will never do anything right on the first try!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: G.I.R on April 29, 2014, 12:26:26 PM
Don Sterling may have got the "Ban Hammer", but the circus is just starting.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on April 29, 2014, 03:09:48 PM
Your favorite artist is only in it for the money....your money...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on April 29, 2014, 04:53:54 PM
Twitch chat can get cancerous..
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 30, 2014, 02:32:01 AM
You have a great disadvantage.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on April 30, 2014, 01:29:16 PM
You already died, you just don't know it yet.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 01, 2014, 10:45:55 AM
The things you do everyday eventually burn you out.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 01, 2014, 01:38:31 PM
You're the fall guy for the company.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 01, 2014, 06:37:04 PM
Megan from the original My Little Pony TV series (1986) is now an Equestria Girl.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2014, 12:28:21 PM
You're broke again!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on May 02, 2014, 01:41:51 PM
You're in debt XD
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Alyxiane on May 03, 2014, 11:57:17 PM
You have work that day. :V
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 04, 2014, 10:36:19 AM
You fell asleep and you didn't know it!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: jimhowland on May 05, 2014, 03:32:41 AM
"Attraction" is in the eye of the beholder.

And there is nothing more unattractive than a person who thinks they are unattractive

Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on May 05, 2014, 11:10:54 AM
That one thing that you hate doing is the one thing you're going to have to do this weekend.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 05, 2014, 02:41:27 PM
Things doesn't always end up being what you want it to be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 06, 2014, 07:20:53 PM
You purchase a grab bag from the Dealer's Room and then find out there is absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: EJAY420 on May 06, 2014, 07:26:12 PM
Not trying to re-live last year housing disaster.  Know the person taking your money and know the roomates youre housing with.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 06, 2014, 08:45:25 PM
You purchase a grab bag from the Dealer's Room and then find out there is absolutely nothing.

Goddamn.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 08, 2014, 02:10:29 PM
Not scared? You will be. You will be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Gatsby on May 09, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
The older you get, the more you start realizing those "close friends" in high school aren't going anywhere with their life, and you begin pulling away until you're left with just a few close friends but still spend much of your time doing everything on your own since the remaining friends have their own lives to work on.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 09, 2014, 01:17:52 PM
Your food will always be too under or over cooked.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 12, 2014, 10:07:49 AM
The Joestar family curse is real!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: otakuya on May 12, 2014, 11:26:43 AM
Fanime registration is the convention's redeeming or breaking moment.

(Good thing I plan to pick up reg on Friday instead...)


Unfortunate that if registration is on time and is smooth, that is considered extraordinary rather than the norm.

Unfortunate too that if registration is plagued with problems and super long wait, that is considered the norm.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Admiral Donuts on May 12, 2014, 11:43:32 AM
If reg opens within a half-hour of what they say it's probably due to divine intervention.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: L0Lpants on May 12, 2014, 12:44:05 PM
Fanime is next week & it's very likely you'll need to finish your cosplay the day before
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 12, 2014, 06:02:09 PM
After Fanime, you will be broke.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 13, 2014, 07:18:16 PM
The Fanime Forums came up with the AX virus.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 14, 2014, 09:34:04 AM
People will always have it better than you.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on May 14, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
Your con roommates spent all their money meant for the hotel.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Runewitt on May 15, 2014, 09:16:42 PM
This years pre reg wont open until 10 pm Thursday.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 18, 2014, 11:26:05 PM
That food was spoiled.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on May 20, 2014, 08:39:13 PM
you wont get that girls number
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 20, 2014, 10:10:35 PM
You still have some work to do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2014, 08:07:43 AM
You lost your place in line.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 22, 2014, 09:19:51 AM
You're one person away from getting your badge, and you suddenly suffer diarrhea.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Rhornez on May 27, 2014, 05:12:37 PM
eating that food will cast diarrehea on you
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on May 28, 2014, 09:27:18 AM
Now you'll have to wait for a whole year again for the next event!
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 14, 2014, 09:18:37 PM
You're late.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Icee Queen on August 04, 2014, 10:28:32 PM
That person you secretly like? He/she is really just a nice person. There was no malice or romantic inclination when he/she did you a favor.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: debidosan1992 on August 29, 2014, 10:06:37 PM
You woke up late and now you can't do the things you want to do.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on September 11, 2014, 09:56:12 AM
Some games you HAVE to play the correct way in order to do good.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 26, 2014, 06:05:00 AM
You were just called in to work at 0200
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on September 29, 2014, 02:53:58 PM
Believe it or not, you're on your own.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 20, 2014, 07:27:11 PM
You missed me and don't have the will to admit it.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: limDsage on December 14, 2014, 10:48:58 PM
You have obligations now. :p
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Peanut_Bears on January 12, 2015, 06:09:15 PM
Your toes actually are really weird looking.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PINNERDANK on January 16, 2015, 02:37:13 AM
A lot of people (mostly guys) at cons could stand to have better hygiene, and really need to learn how to shower.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: JohnnyAR on January 19, 2015, 05:09:11 AM
People still post here
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on January 20, 2015, 12:26:59 AM
And not very often...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on January 30, 2015, 03:51:58 PM
And when they do, it's never good news.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 06, 2015, 01:50:38 PM
Going back to the future is not as delightful as it first seems to be.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 17, 2015, 06:43:46 PM
TMNT 2014 made more money than the 1st SpongeBob movie.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Glitch on February 18, 2015, 02:39:33 PM
TMNT 2014 made more money than the 1st SpongeBob movie.
and more than Pacific Rim.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 08, 2015, 11:11:46 PM
You've entered Clockwork Alchemy but only to find out that it is LoliCon.
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Giantsgiants on October 10, 2017, 11:11:13 PM
The USA men's soccer team failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup.

Those guys disrespected the American flag more than Hetalia cosplayers who wear the flag as a cape. Downright embarassing...
Title: Re: The Awful Truth(s)
Post by: Barnes on October 29, 2017, 11:03:37 PM
Some Lottery games have gone up in price.