Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in uh, Shelbyville on Friday night.
Chief Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, McDonald's Restaurant. I, uh, I never heard of it either, but, uh, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well at McDonald's, you can buy a Krusty Burger with Cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Well I can picture the the cheese, but, uh... do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hmm. They call them "Shakes."
Eddie: Pfft... Shakes. I don't know what your gettin.
Chief Wiggum: Well I know what I'm gettin... some donuts. (tries to get out of his seat, but is stuck) Uh, help me out of the booth, boys. (Eddie takes a fork and punctures Chief Wiggum's seat, deflating it and freeing Chief Wiggum)