Gracious me, you all most be terribly lacking in entertainment if you must expound at great length about what I choose to wear on my feet.
Not to say that it is was not quite amusing to watch your banter, but I simply must say, Ash, that you may only find my boots "filthy" and "disgusting" simply because such is the opinion of things that tend to find their way under my heel ~
Also, Mr. Faustus, I do hope that is the only personal correspondence of mine that you will be sharing with the general public, or I'm going to stop sending you...things.
[ Oh gawd I'm so sorry, Sebastian stop being a dick.
As far as the "swapping butlers" thing, or any similar ideas, maybe we can make use of notecard prompts? I think some talk shows do this, where they have the host ask the person on their show some pre-planned questions. If it's something like that, we could turn the butler swapping thing into a question, like "How would you feel/What would you do if you had to switch household's" or something along those lines. At least then if there's not a lot of Q & A, we could input our own stuff and call it something like... fan mail questions.. or something else silly. ]