Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (Read 119002 times)

L0Lpants · « **Reply #2820 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:19:16 AM »

he's using cheat codes

why is it that robots don't havta eat?

Runewitt · « **Reply #2821 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:21:34 PM »

because alcohol fuels their power cells.

whats the third thing?

smurfqueen · « **Reply #2822 on:** February 09, 2012, 06:12:49 PM »

The one after the 7th

Why'd you eat it??

Runewitt · « **Reply #2823 on:** February 09, 2012, 10:30:37 PM »

Because it was supposed to taste like purple!

Why don't you take a Moe to a Motel?

smurfqueen · « **Reply #2824 on:** February 10, 2012, 06:40:37 PM »

Because I'd rather take a Hoe to a Hotel.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #2825 on:** February 11, 2012, 11:11:33 PM »

Because Colonel Sanders changed the recipe.

Why are you picketing on government property?

L0Lpants · « **Reply #2826 on:** February 12, 2012, 03:27:36 PM »

cuz my frisbee flew over their fence & i want it back

Why can't i get famous on Youtube?

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #2827 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:00:02 PM »

Someone deep within the forums got your number.

Why weren't mobile suits used in World War II?

MyMidnightAffair · « **Reply #2828 on:** April 12, 2012, 02:50:36 AM »

Because puppies needed more love.

Why's Jay Leno's chin so large?

PinkHairSasuke · « **Reply #2829 on:** April 12, 2012, 05:51:35 AM »

He needs it to fight crime and politics.

How come ice cream doesn't last forever?

MyMidnightAffair · « **Reply #2830 on:** April 13, 2012, 02:13:04 PM »

Because it all melts down before you've the time to enjoy it all.

Why are iPhones so durable?

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #2831 on:** April 14, 2012, 11:28:53 PM »

To protect you when that bullet comes flying.

Are bronies into Lolicon?

MyMidnightAffair · « **Reply #2832 on:** April 15, 2012, 02:44:21 PM »

You bet your bottom dollar they are.

Why do you always find weirdos on the subway?

L0Lpants · « **Reply #2833 on:** April 15, 2012, 02:52:38 PM »

cuz they've been kicked out of Subway for loitering around

How come it's impossible to hate on the Extremely Photogenic Guy?

PinkHairSasuke · « **Reply #2834 on:** April 16, 2012, 06:42:12 AM »

Because he's just that good.

How come crazy people never know how to talk sanely.

koolcalcat1 · « **Reply #2835 on:** April 16, 2012, 07:32:34 AM »

Becuse the aliens already took control of the brain....duh.

Why dose toothpaste not taste good?

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #2836 on:** April 24, 2012, 11:03:22 PM »

Because it is made of detergent.

Why are members of The DDR League surfing 4chan?

MyMidnightAffair · « **Reply #2837 on:** April 25, 2012, 09:41:37 PM »

Because that's the only thing they're successful at in life.

Why did you take the hooker's boots?

NinitheNinja · « **Reply #2838 on:** May 05, 2012, 09:24:26 PM »

Because they had a baked potato in one of them.

Why are there multiple types of bread?

Rhornez · « **Reply #2839 on:** May 09, 2012, 11:49:40 AM »

its multiple races

why am i bored?

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