If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there

[Mister_E]

will a hippie still cry about it?

The answer is: Yes

[TC X0 Lt 0X]

If a guy comes running through the forest with an axe, points at a tree, and cuts it down, then goes over to the next tree and says "If you say anything, you'll end up like that!", then pulls out his rifle and shoots off one of the trees branches, does that tree make a sound, or does it Shut The F**k Up like it should?

[Gatsby]

My question is (insensitive joke approaching), if the Tree Man falls down and no one is around to hear, does he make a sound?

[XpHoBiaX]

I'm pretty sure no one but the trees will hear him scream.....O_o

[JTchinoy]

I'm pretty sure no one but the trees will hear him scream.....O_o

In forests, nobody can hear you scream.