Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

Nightroad · October 20, 2009, 10:08:01 PM

Then eats the small animals raw.

ELDEMONIO · October 20, 2009, 11:54:03 PM

Likes to eat worms with vinegar and ketchup.

DentyneIce408 · October 21, 2009, 12:19:21 AM

Keeps a bat and grinder in his pocket.

Liquid · October 21, 2009, 10:35:24 AM

Once got turned into a newt, but promptly got better.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 12:38:41 PM

Loves dancing through hallways.

Liquid · October 21, 2009, 03:10:40 PM

Once purchased a deceased parrot from a local pet shop.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 03:25:09 PM

Can't swim.

DentyneIce408 · October 21, 2009, 03:41:45 PM

Sold the dead parrot to a blind kid.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 03:51:25 PM

Is the blind kid who bought the parrot.

Liquid · October 21, 2009, 04:14:20 PM

Spent the money on cheap booze.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 04:19:43 PM

Shared the cheap booze with me.

Liquid · October 21, 2009, 04:28:31 PM

Got really trashed.

ELDEMONIO · October 21, 2009, 04:29:41 PM

Is the talking bottle convincing people to drink.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 04:45:42 PM

Has never smoked or had alcohol.

ELDEMONIO · October 21, 2009, 04:55:43 PM

Has no heart

Liquid · October 21, 2009, 09:22:43 PM

Goes to AA meetings.

Nightroad · October 21, 2009, 09:57:55 PM

Wears women's shoes.

Liquid · October 22, 2009, 11:51:30 AM

Wants to be a rodeo clown.

michiko nakano · October 22, 2009, 01:11:56 PM

is a clown at childrens' parties on the weekends. creeper!!

Liquid · October 22, 2009, 01:19:53 PM

The kids expected an awesome magician, but you came out introducing yourself as a Math Magician. The kids were not amused. The 16 year old cried because their sweet 16 birthday was ruined.