Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[ELDEMONIO]

Enjoys eating dog food.

[Runewitt]

is a dog

[caskaslyrk]

Secretly went to Yaoi Con to get over the fear of bishies in high heels and fish net stockings... :P

[ELDEMONIO]

is a cooked fish.

[michiko nakano]

is a live fish.  Watch out for teh Gollum!

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Made love to a zombie.

[michiko nakano]

wished he could have watched

[caskaslyrk]

Started a new online dating site : "e-zombie" :-X

[Jerry]

is a member of  eZombie<3

[Boba]

Got banned from eZombie for being too vicious with the male members.

[michiko nakano]

yeah.  keep the fetishes under control, jerry! 

^treats zombies humanely!!

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Wants to create a new magazine featuring zombie centerfolds.

[michiko nakano]

would buy a subscription.  zombies are much better models than humans because they don't feel used.

[Jerry]

 wants to cuddle with a zombie all night long ;)

[ELDEMONIO]

wants to cuddle with a zombie....in vegas. :o

[caskaslyrk]

Is looking for the Zombie burlesque show while in vegas...wait that may be the truth  :-*

[DentyneIce408]

Got married to Johnny Dingle the zombie last night while buzzed in Vegas.

(Johnny Dingle is the guy from "My Boyfriends Back.")

[caskaslyrk]

Realized he was ONLY buzzed when he married Johnny Dingle and is now seeking an zombie annulment!

[Jerry]

is a licensed zombie annulment specialist.  ;)

[PinkHairSasuke]

Doesn't believe in zombie annulments