Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

MyMidnightAffair · April 25, 2012, 09:40:36 PM

^Knows what color of shirt I wore exactly 5 years ago on this very date

PinkHairSasuke · April 26, 2012, 06:27:02 AM

^knows every detail about my life and personality better then I do.

MyMidnightAffair · April 28, 2012, 10:50:29 PM

^has Michelle Obama on speed dial

PinkHairSasuke · April 30, 2012, 06:26:38 AM

^calls in favors from Katy Perry

L0Lpants · April 30, 2012, 10:47:45 PM

^is the only one who knows why the Kardashians are famous

PinkHairSasuke · May 01, 2012, 06:23:21 AM

^has asked me not to reveal their secrets to immortality

MyMidnightAffair · May 01, 2012, 08:33:38 PM

Quote from: Captain L0Lpants on April 30, 2012, 10:47:45 PM
^is the only one who knows why the Kardashians are famous

Zing!

Knows why I love soy sauce.

PinkHairSasuke · May 02, 2012, 06:24:37 AM

^makes a mean soy sauce, tartar sauce, ketchup combo

L0Lpants · May 03, 2012, 04:02:04 PM

^drowns everything he eats in hot sauce & mayonnaise

Runewitt · May 03, 2012, 07:28:33 PM

shaves with broken glass, using sriracha as shaving cream.

PinkHairSasuke · May 04, 2012, 06:00:02 AM

^yells at his facial hair until it shaves itself

c2chaos · May 05, 2012, 01:23:42 AM

^ watched The Avengers in his birthday suit.

PinkHairSasuke · May 06, 2012, 12:48:03 PM

^watches all superhero movies in his birthday suit

L0Lpants · May 06, 2012, 01:00:50 PM

^fapped to the sight of the Hulk

Barnes · May 06, 2012, 03:31:43 PM

^ Runs a hentai website.

PinkHairSasuke · May 07, 2012, 07:04:56 AM

^subscribes to 5 hentai websites

MyMidnightAffair · May 07, 2012, 04:53:01 PM

^Contributes to the hentai website

PinkHairSasuke · May 07, 2012, 05:32:28 PM

^makes world famous hentai

MyMidnightAffair · May 07, 2012, 10:15:12 PM

^ discovered the original hentai before it was famous

PinkHairSasuke · May 08, 2012, 06:13:59 AM

^fell in love with said hentai when I showed it to them