Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

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AuroraDreamer

#5600
January 29, 2013, 11:58:17 PM
^has 20 kidneys in his basement!

Lucifargundam

#5601
January 30, 2013, 12:18:55 AM
^has man-slaves in her basement


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

PinkHairSasuke

#5602
February 01, 2013, 10:06:13 PM
^is one of said man-slaves.

Lucifargundam

#5603
February 01, 2013, 10:56:25 PM
^likes to be whipped and stepped on


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

PinkHairSasuke

#5604
February 02, 2013, 08:15:48 AM
^sells whips in a child friendly neighborhood

Lucifargundam

#5605
February 02, 2013, 11:43:25 AM
^lives with the ninja turtles


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

AuroraDreamer

#5606
February 02, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
^eats ninja turtles

Lucifargundam

#5607
February 02, 2013, 11:40:45 PM
^killed pikachu and is banned internationally from playing pokemon everysince yellow vers.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

L0Lpants

#5608
February 03, 2013, 02:54:57 PM
^ was beaten in battle by a Magikarp which only used Splash Attack
~Swap Meet staffer: '10, '11, '12, '14

PinkHairSasuke

#5609
February 03, 2013, 03:06:38 PM
^is a world famous and renowned Magikarp breeder

Lucifargundam

#5610
February 03, 2013, 05:12:59 PM
^is really good at sports


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

AuroraDreamer

#5611
February 03, 2013, 11:53:48 PM
^ keeps old ladies in his basement and feeds them tune fish sandwiches every night.

Lucifargundam

#5612
February 04, 2013, 12:48:26 AM
^(thats how i run my knitted-sweater sweat shop)

eats bugs for desert


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

AuroraDreamer

#5613
February 04, 2013, 02:45:53 AM
^knows are bugs are the only tasty dessert on the desert lol

Lucifargundam

#5614
February 04, 2013, 10:55:14 AM
^is great at correcting posters without making mistakes herself :P


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

AuroraDreamer

#5615
February 04, 2013, 04:53:27 PM
^only speaks in mistakes :P

Lucifargundam

#5616
February 04, 2013, 05:42:02 PM
^can only eat twinkies


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

AuroraDreamer

#5617
February 04, 2013, 08:58:28 PM
^can only sing like a dying whale

Lucifargundam

#5618
February 04, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
^can only sing like a dying doughnut


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

PinkHairSasuke

#5619
February 05, 2013, 06:44:59 AM
^dresses dying donuts for the rest of their short lives
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