Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[c2chaos]

^ the ring-bearer.

[SimaSeph]

Is going to get cold feet and leave her standing at the altar.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Is going to be the one awkward person at that one funeral

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Likes to flirt with men at a funeral.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Likes to steal all the food at the funeral

[Jerry]

like to put the "fun" in funeral.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Likes to sleep next to the coffin

[Jerry]

likes to sleep with "Stiffs"

[MyMidnightAffair]

likes sleeping anywhere

[Jerry]

likes to have midnight affairs.

[c2chaos]

^was one of MMA's "affairs."

[Somebody]

^was the boyfriend oblivious to all these affairs

[c2chaos]

^ eats Frosted Flakes with three extra spoonfuls of sugar.

[Somebody]

^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade

[c2chaos]

^was there when Michael Jackson died. (T_T)

^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade

I've done that before. Seriously. (-_-)

[Somebody]

 : o Really? Wow, I can't imagine what that would taste like!
^performed the thriller in its music video

[Jerry]

^ likes to dance with zombies.

[Somebody]

^is a zombie

[c2chaos]

^performed in the Indian Thriller video. Girly Man!

I had no milk so I ate it the grape nuts anyway. I started choking when my brother was cooking eggs. He was trying to show off by flipping the eggs without a flipper and flopped it on the ground instead. The lemonade happened to be right there. It tasted alright.

[Somebody]

^can read minds
(Ah okay then. xP And the prompt on this one is that I had just been doodling and when I finished up my drawing was so weird-it looks neither solely like a man or a woman that I wrote Girly man! next to it. When I clicked here I OoO")