Lies about your fav. anime. so people have to wonder....

[fanimeman#1]

does not involve a notebook that kills.

[K&K4ever]

No red heads in sight

[hikarihoshi28]

involves absolutely no female dojo masters. ;)

[Somebody]

Never heard of any children's card games

[ELDEMONIO]

There's no such thing as 9 cyborgs.

[Dragon Ninja]

No bevy of cute girls around me, an average ordinary guy. :( :'(

[Somebody]

There are no jewel pieces to collect

[c2chaos]

Has Godzilla in it.

[Somebody]

Italy isn't divided

[c2chaos]

The main character is a sleaze.

[Barnes]

Doesn't have "Blade Runner" references all over the place.

[c2chaos]

The main character is filthy rich.

[ELDEMONIO]

in the end, Ulquiorra simply kills everyone with his 3rd release form.

[AuroraDreamer]

The short boy doesn't end up with the tall girl what so ever.

[BrightHeart76]

Is about a girl who has a very good diet, studies hard and has a good grasp on reality.

[ELDEMONIO]

In the end, Earth and Gaea end up colliding and destroy each other and Van kisses Hitomi as they burn in the flames.

[c2chaos]

The main character is hated by all the female characters.

[Jerry]

likes to take the browns to the superbowl.

[c2chaos]

It does not have reference to other animes.

[Eliteslayer]

It takes place in the most boring school ever. They don't even have a single transfer student, much less any entertaining teachers. And why in the world would there ever be an anime with Norio Wakamoto voicing some floating cat thing? No, all the cats in this series are regular cats who do nothing for any of the characters at all.