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[MyMidnightAffair]

-plays the secret agent man theme song-

[L0Lpants]

"C'mon super lotto jackpot, get me some scratch so i can get out of this hellhole!"

[MyMidnightAffair]

-speechlessssssss-

[Cosplay Circus]

FML

[otakuya]

omg, wtf.

[c2chaos]

Whoa! Did you see that unicorn!?!?!? Its horn was so shiny!!!

[MyMidnightAffair]

I don't even understand the point of the Vocaloid tattoos.. it cost 30,000 Yen... I don't even like bar codes.. ;_;

[Cosplay Circus]

"Why is the rum gone?"

[MyMidnightAffair]

"Hiccu-hiccu.. Sorry.. I drank all the rum in your cabinet.."

[c2chaos]

I can read your thoughts! Ew! Gross! Get it out! DX

[heeroyuy135]

Time for a "Wardrobe Malfunction"

[L0Lpants]

"yes, my birthday facecake to myself turned out perfectly"

[Cosplay Circus]

Reporter: "What kind of moisturizer do you use?"

[L0Lpants]

You: "the thing I can't stand the most is somebody dressed in olive green colors"
Me: *gasps*
You: there's one behind me, isn't there?

[MyMidnightAffair]

My name's Phil, I'm 25, and.. I work at the DMV across the street.
I love shopping at Nordstrom Rack, and I can speak in German.
I'm basically looking for a woman with a lot of meat in her bones.

[Antstep]

My hair is white and I have a speechless bubble. Your argument is invalid.

[L0Lpants]

I choose to suit up everyday, even for days i'm robbin' banks

[c2chaos]

A JOINT!

[MyMidnightAffair]

My favorite color is actually a  light baby blue.

[jimsha]

Dammit, why isn't my Jedi mind trick working on you?!