Twas the night before christmas (the anime fan version)

[venka21]

Twas the day before Chrismas

Twas the Day before Christmas
and all through the con.
Not an otaku was stiring
at the wee crack of dawn.

The Fans were all nestled in their hotel beds,
with visions of Bisho's dancing in their heads.
With the girls in the beds and the boys on the floor.
no one complained when Chris started to snore

When out at the con their arose such a clatter,
we sprang awake to see what was the matter.
Tripping over someone as I made a dash,
and slammed head first into a window with a crash.

The streetlights went out one by one
as the street was bathed in the light of the sun.
when what what to sleep dazed eyes should apear
but an army of Bishi's bringing up the rear.
And their leader so lively and quick
I knew at that moment it was saint nick.


On four legged vihicals and on foot they came
as Santa whistled and shouted and call them by name
on Yusuke, on Tasuki, on Rei and Ami
on Duo, on Tenshi, on Ayeka and Sasami.
To top of the con, to top of the day
lets greet your fans and be on our way.

A great cheer howled through the street
as we huridly all put shoes on our feet
And down the hall ways and stairs we flew
For Santa and presents and bishis too.

The help all looked troubled as we reached the ground floor
The lobby was swarming with Otaku by the score
Out the doors the otaku did bound
to the wonderful treat that magic morning had found

Santa did laugh and handed out toys
Anime and manga to the Otaku girls and boys
Yaoi and Hentai to the older bunch
and to others a ramen and pocky lunch.

Manga, Dojinshi, and DVDs
Videos, art books, and many plushies
The bishis they danced and they made merry
they sang karaoke, and praise the cosplay

They posed for photos and avidly spoke
And let out a laugh when ever someone told a joke
A hug and smile before we said good bye
the scene was so beautiful I wanted to cry.

Springing to the sleigh and to the bishi's Santa did call.
We need to get going, I'm needed at the mall.
I heard them exclaim as they began to slowly disappear
"Good bye for now, we'll see you next year."

[Nightroad]

That was great!!!

[potatofreek]

Very nice

[PyronIkari]

Too bad it belongs in /b/ and not here seeing that it's just a nonsensical song that warrants no discussio or anything.