Land Shark Game

Started by Eliteslayer, April 27, 2009, 10:59:59 AM

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Eliteslayer

This is a game based off the classic SNL skit "Land Shark." As we all know, the Land Shark is the cleverest of all sharks, as he can actually walk on land and convince people that he's not a shark so that they let him in to their house in order to eat them. In this game, we'll become land sharks and innocent bystanders.

The rules are simple. One person posts a knock on the door, followed by some excuse to let them in. The next poster falls for that excuse, opens the door and gets eaten, and then becomes a land shark to post knocking on the door for the next poor sap.

Example:

Poster 1:
*Knock knock* I have an order of 50 pounds of chocolate to this address.

Poster 2:
Chocolaaaaate! *Opens the door and gets eaten.*
*Knock knock* Telegram

And so on. Of course, in the original sketch, it took a while for the land shark to convince the sap to let him in, but when I've tried this game in the past people would forget to check and see if they were let in, so in this game everyone will be gullible enough to let the shark in on the first knock.

If it's all clear, then have fun! And to begin...

*Knock knock* Excuse me, would you take a moment to sign this petition for "Save the Sharks?"
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Liquid

Petitions?! I love petitions!!! *gets eaten*

*knock knock* This is the Prize Patrol! You've won!
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Eliteslayer

I won!? I don't even recall entering, but hooray! What did I win? *The answer: a free trip through the digestive system of a shark*

*Knock knock* Candygram
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AnimeEmperor

I HEARD CANDY, NOM NOM NOM!! -opens door and his devoured-

-knock knock-
Not a shark, just someone who wants to love and hug you.

Eliteslayer

Good, I need a hug. *Instead receives the kiss of death. And then gets eaten*

*Knock knock* Hi, we're the dolphins that just moved in next door.
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Liquid

Dolphins? Are you tuna safe Dolphins? *opens door* Hey, aren't you a little big for a dol*GULP*

*knock knock* Hello?? My name is Bambi and I'm doing a study on what guys like about my boobs.
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G.I.R

Bambi?  I thought Bambi was a boy. (chomp!)

(knock knock knock)Fed-Ex.

Liquid

I GOT A PACKAGE?!?! *checks and gets eaten*


*You hear an ice-cream truck out front*
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ICCEEEE CREAMM!!!!! *runs out and gets eaten*

*knock knock* you just won $10,000!
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Eliteslayer

Hooray, I can buy a thousand graphic novels! *Will never live to see a new release*

*Knock knock* Land Shark
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Liquid

lol, there is no such thing as a land shark....*opens door* I stand corrected.... *gulp*

*knock knock* Girlscout cookies for sale!
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Eliteslayer

Do you have any Thin Mints? Those are delicious. *Apparently, so am I.*

*Knock knock* Bring out your dead!
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BumbleB

Oh thank you

WHERE"S MY FOOD!?!?!
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Eliteslayer

Yes, I have the food you ordered for pickup right he- *Is the food*

*Knock knock* I need help hiding a bag full of unmarked bills and imported anime, can you let me in?
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BumbleB

YES! *won't be able to watch the anime*

Come to my moving castle! OMG
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Liquid

Moving castles?!?! How does that even work?!? I gotta see this..... WHOA! That castle looks JUST like a SHARK! Hey...wait a second....that IS A SHARK! *tries to run but its too late*

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BumbleB

Why is the I phone in the water? GAH *dies*

ZOMG FANIME CANCELLED!
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Eliteslayer

NOOOOO! I want to die! *Wish granted*

*Knock knock* Can someone help me with my shark costume? I'm not sure if the teeth are aligned.
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Liquid

Hmmm, okay! Wow....your costume is REALLY authentic! Even the teeth feel real! HEY! THAT HURTS! OW!... *gets eaten*

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BumbleB

hmph I don't need one *sulks* wait what are you doin- GET AWAY FROM ME SHION-I MEAN SHARK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMDWHvD2gU reference

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