Topic: The Awful Truth(s) (Read 331893 times)

G.I.R · « **on:** April 27, 2009, 10:38:54 PM »

Post the truth(s) that people really want to deny.

HD Television only improves the picture, not the content of the programming.

Those chemical, and DNA tests they do on the CSI shows take a lot longer to do in real life.

Your cat doesn't cuddle up with you to be "nice", it just wants to keep warm.

BrightHeart76 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2009, 12:19:46 PM »

You've eaten food that had someone else's hair in it. Not the hair from their head either.

G.I.R · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2009, 12:38:20 PM »

Driving a hybrid, while is being green, doesn't make you cool.

Lexy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:53:55 PM »

Santa is not real.

Runewitt · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:54:41 PM »

that break-up... it really was you.

Knightfire · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:52:54 PM »

When they say nothing's wrong, there always is.

Runewitt · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2009, 10:07:12 PM »

you just lost the game.

gas prices are going to get much worse.

ah hell, just listen to this song..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8e_nqC5Z8I

Sunara Ishi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2009, 11:13:10 PM »

How horribly behind and outdated government really is.

That SSN you just put on that application form just went into some unguarded garbage pile.

That we really are screwed.

Humans are killing off tons of animal and plant life a day.

G.I.R · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:31:10 PM »

4Kids is in it for the money.

XpHoBiaX · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2009, 07:36:50 PM »

iCarly is just another means of Government Brainwashing.

sarah_the_raptor · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2009, 02:31:44 PM »

You're adopted.

.....oops, I thought we were putting down truths that we would be absolutely extatic about.

my bad.

G.I.R · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:43:02 AM »

Anyone who has ever eaten a carrot, is already dead, or will some day die.

XpHoBiaX · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:02:45 AM »

Wheat thins are really made out of people.

G.I.R · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:07:02 PM »

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:02:45 AM

Wheat thins are really made out of people.

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No matter how many times it brought up, someone at Fanime will still have "Fanboy Funk" on the first day (and you will share an elevator with this person).

XpHoBiaX · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:25:07 PM »

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Wheat thins are really made out of people.

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What, you haven't read Soylent Green?

BumbleB · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:56:52 PM »

We're gonna die someday.

Runewitt · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:30:08 AM »

it doesnt happen to all guys. just you, ya freak.

G.I.R · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:46:17 PM »

Those song lyrics are actually:

"Blinded by the light. Revved' up like a Deuce, you know the Runner in the Night

Moogleborg · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:53:24 PM »

We're all walking advertisements. Too bad that we don't get paid for the products that we've paid for.

BumbleB · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:55:27 PM »

ZOMG HURRICANE!

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