The Awful Truth(s)

[Liquid]

You touch yourself at night.

[Glitch]

You touch yourself at night.

And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.

[Liquid]

You touch yourself at night.

And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.

She's thinking about your sister instead.

[G.I.R]

Even you were at one time a Noob.

[michiko nakano]

if the mayan calendar is true in predicting that the world will end in 2012, that will suck because that's the year i turn 21 and can *legally* drink.


...of course, even though the mayan calendar ends in 2012, it will probably just start over again.  sort of like how our calendar "ends" in december.

[DentyneIce408]

No matter how hard you please someone, they're never satisfied.

[Glitch]

You touch yourself at night.

And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.

She's thinking about your sister instead.

The person that is thinking of you when they touch themselves? That annoying girl with really bad hygene. Yup, every single night. (it's fun to keep the chain going. XD)

[Liquid]

You touch yourself at night.

And your girlfriend doesn't think of you when she touches herself.

She's thinking about your sister instead.

The person that is thinking of you when they touch themselves? That annoying girl with really bad hygene. Yup, every single night.

Yeah, you guys are related. She's your cousin.

[JohnnyAR]

Disney will never fall

[Glitch]

Your mother is loose. Yeah, now you know why none of your siblings have the same father.

[Runewitt]

Ceiling cat is watching you masterbate while he masterbates.

[Liquid]

You're an anime loving nerd.

[DentyneIce408]

The most Awful Truth you would refuse to read:

• You are more in love with an anime character then a person in real life!

• You will never make physical contact with the anime character that you love.

• You are not the master of your pet, the pet is your master.

• Violence do solve problems!

• When you say words will never hurt you... Truth is your truly hurting inside.

• "People want to abuse you. People want to be abused. People want to use you. People want to be used by you."

[Liquid]

• Everybody's looking for something...

[JohnnyAR]

• Violence do solve problems!

That made me feel better! I don't see that as awful...

[G.I.R]

The Princess is in another castle.

[Liquid]

You remember that girl you had a crush on in high school? The one you sat next to in almost every class? She doesn't remember you.

[Glitch]

It'll never be lupus on House.

[Runewitt]

You're an anime loving nerd.

and??

[Runewitt]

When all else fails, fire is still an option.