No matter what you say, you will always offend at least one person.
In my case, it's more like all BUT 'one person'. seriously, WTF?
Oooh where to begin??
Hey yuppies who act higher than thou for being 'environmentally friendly guess what? - YOUR NOT.
Your just doing it because it's a fad and makes you feel good about your insignificant lives. Tell me, exactly, what is so 'green' about driving your mini-van an extra 15 mi to Wholepaycheck rather than WALKING to a normal grocery store?
I know, I know, 'because it's organic'
Bullshit. Do you even know what 'organic' means? It's the term for anything carbon-based. Therefore, by your standards we should eat people but not water or salt.
And yes, thank GOD that everything is wrapped in plastic because you'd just die if you got any GASP bacteria on your skin! Yah, hi, us humans are FULL of bacteria. Oh and that plastic? You know where it comes from? Of coarse you don't. You don't think about the source of anything (reading a package of machined carrots to see if they are organic doesn't count) because that would require THOUGHT rather than just doing the 'in' thing. It's called petroleum.
You know, the same stuff you put in your Pius that you idle for an HOUR to get gas at the Costco because it's 'popular' instead of the EMPTY Chevron a block away.
Then you probably go home and blog about tearing down the EVIL food giant's who aren't supporting the poor victimized organic farmers who rape you in the ass for a carton of milk. Of coarse, the solution is much simpler than your making it- farmers markets yay!
Oooh but wait they don't have thousand of plastic bottles of hand sanitizer so you may actually have to touch the cart handle!! Even WORSE the employees probably don't sanitize their hands with bleach between handling each and every piece of food.
I'm sorry, that was harsh wasn't it? I shouldn't ask you to THINK about what your doing when your self-created 'stress-filled' life is already SOOO difficult. I know you would muse about it on your way to the spa but your already having to decice between between the cucumber face-mask and the paraphrase wax.
TRUTH- You yuppies are some of the most wasteful, superficial people on the planet. The best thing you can do for the planet is kill yourselves. life is indeed rough.
