The Awful Truth(s)

Started by G.I.R, April 27, 2009, 10:38:54 PM

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MikanCos

The bakery sold out on that really good cake and you're not on a diet.
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Previously StageZero Performer (Now SZ Staff!)

Glitch

Your mother dropped you on your head during infancy. Therefore why you weren't able to invent that thing you wanted.

Lucifargundam

You are overcompensating somehow. Someone knows it.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

djmonolith

Wait... what???  Santa is not real?
This is my signature.

Glitch

Quote from: djmonolith on April 21, 2013, 01:22:48 AM
Wait... what???  Santa is not real?
Not real at all. Unlike the Easter bunny, he's a fictional character.

MikanCos

There's a naked man inside Snoopy .....you just hugged him.
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Barnes

Deregulation can and will have disastrous consequences.
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Yay, Haruko.
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otakuya

David Lee is out for the playoffs

MikanCos

most soap is made out of pig fat.
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Glitch

The guy making your pizza did not wash his hands.

MikanCos

They dropped the icecream cones on the floor before you went to get some icecream, it's just a little bit of hair, dirt, and dead skin cells right?
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G.I.R

#1011
No, it's not the best YouTube comment ever.  Not even close.

Lucifargundam

Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

G.I.R

Quote from: Lucifargundam on April 21, 2013, 09:41:25 PM
Most people don't wash their hands. Those who don't are those you interact with everyday. This also includes stores and restraunts.
You know that public bathroom door you just opened with your just washed hands, the last person to grab the door handle didn't wash theirs!

Glitch

Your favorite anime isn't getting renewed for a second season.

Lucifargundam

Your favorite anime is not the best.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

Glitch

Cologne doesn't count as a bath. Instead of covering your BO, it enhances it.

MikanCos

all your clocks reset and no matter how much you try to find the time, you can't.
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Previously StageZero Performer (Now SZ Staff!)

Reyak

It's easier to be lonely than to not

Glitch

They were out of bagels.