The Awful Truth(s)

[limDsage]

Your ambition is short-sighted

[Glitch]

That guy telling annoying jokes will keep repeating them as if that somehow makes them funnier(and you will be trapped when it happens).

[limDsage]

The truth can't be denied

[Glitch]

Your mom knows what you do.

[Barnes]

You can't make a Spirit Gun shot when you aim your finger.

[limDsage]

You can't summon an animal using hand seals.

[Admiral Donuts]

You can't spin around and get naked and transform into a sailor warrior.

[Glitch]

You can't spin around and get naked and transform into a sailor warrior.

The only magnificent thing that will happen is the speed at which the cops will tackle and handcuff you for public nudity.

[limDsage]

You've stalled while on first gear while going uphill.

[Admiral Donuts]

They don't make that thing that you like anymore.

[limDsage]

They don't make that thing that you like anymore.

No more Oreo O's cereal D:

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You play a game with a lot of backtracking.

[Glitch]

That lost episode will never be found.

[Lucifargundam]

Fire can be used to freeze things.

[limDsage]

The struggle won't be over anytime soon.

[Admiral Donuts]

Really healthy people still get hit by buses.

[Lucifargundam]

The cleanest place in the world is actually so filthy, it negates itself.

[limDsage]

You have fallen asleep in the middle of something important.

[Lucifargundam]

You shoulda made that purchase...

[limDsage]

Clouded judgement often ends up in irrational decisions.

[Lucifargundam]

You don't have enough fans in your case...