The All Purpose Television Quote Thread.

Started by G.I.R, May 26, 2009, 12:59:57 PM

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G.I.R

Daniel Graystone:  Sweetheart!  I was Negotiating!


Eric Stoltz:  Caprica






(... and Gods damn Syfy for canceling this show)


 

Runewitt

Stoke me a kipper, I'll be back for Christmas.

- Ace Rimmer, Red Dwarf
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

G.I.R

  The Doctor:  How do you fly this thing?!?

Peter Capaldi:  Doctor Who - The Time of the Doctor 

Lucifargundam

This is your left, that is your left;
this is your right, you're gunna die!
(Aqua Teen Hungar Force)


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

G.I.R

Willie Nelson:  Do you guys have a fan or something?  I'm just going to borrow it, I'm not going to keep it.
Master Shake:  You are the gayest Monster since Gay came to Gay Town!
Willie Nelson:  Whoooooa!  Easy!  Where's this coming from?
Master Shake:  No! Let's get down to it!  What I say is very baffling!

The Shaving:  Aqua Team Hunger Force

Lucifargundam

Red Vs Blue:::
Simmons:  As the new leader, what I say goes. So everyone needs to start running, right now.
Grif:   But what about Sarge?
Simmons: You heard what Command said. Sarge is dead. He died of... what'd he die of?
Grif's Sister: Aspirin overdose.
Simmons: See, Sarge is dead of a- an Aspirin overdose? Really?
Grif's Sister: I know! I didn't think it was possible. And trust me, I've tried.
Simmons:  Yeah, wait- what?


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

Barnes

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Carol, The Walking Dead.
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G.I.R

Fry: *sniff-sniff*  Hey, what smells like blue?

Futurama

Lucifargundam

Futurama::::
[At a robot strip club]
Bender:   Hubba-hubba! She is built. In Mexico, I believe.
Flexo:   And that ain't silicone, either. That's tungsten, and plenty of it.
Fry:   Uh, yeah. Look at that... exhaust fan.
Flexo, Bender:   Eww!
Bender:   Pervert.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

G.I.R

Bender: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own Amusement Park, with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the park!

Futurama

Lucifargundam

Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?

Futurama


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

G.I.R


Sterling Archer:     Lana.                       ... Lana!                                  ... LANAAAAAA!
Lana Kane:           WHAT?!?
Sterling Archer:     Danger Zone!   

H. Jon Benjamin / Aisha Tyler:  Archer

Lucifargundam



if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

G.I.R

Mordecai:  I always wanted to date a girl named "The Power".



Regular Show

Kumoshi

You're the smartest man I know..... Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous.
- Joan Watson, to Sherlock Holmes (Elementary)

G.I.R

Dr. Zoidberg:  Friends!  Friends!  I have barnacles on my tukis!
Hermes:         Our long search is over.

Futureama

Glitch

Jerry,I'm gonna personally make your pizza myself. *walks out of bathroom without washing hands.*

Barnes

"Nice to meet you Rose, run for your life"

- The ninth Doctor, Doctor Who
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G.I.R

Klause:      They say if you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of a dead kid!
Hailey:       Whoa...  ... wait?   How can you play Monopoly backwards?

American Dad

Lucifargundam

"your logic escapes me.."
"well then you better go catch it!"
~Dilbert


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.