In Soviet Russia....

Barnes · March 12, 2010, 12:04:53 PM

The 100th post scores me!

heeroyuy135 · March 18, 2010, 02:31:01 PM

Crispin Freeman books you for a convention!

Rhornez · March 20, 2010, 10:17:19 PM

internet surfs you!

PinkHairSasuke · March 23, 2010, 04:11:09 PM

Straight-Edge follows you!

heeroyuy135 · March 28, 2010, 05:04:34 PM

sandwich toasts you!

G.I.R · March 28, 2010, 05:15:09 PM

In Soviet Russia, today you can buy the Nintendo DSi XS (eXtra Small).

heeroyuy135 · March 28, 2010, 08:22:24 PM

delicious tears cries you!

maitosis · March 31, 2010, 01:15:14 PM

The game loses you!

PinkHairSasuke · March 31, 2010, 05:01:00 PM

Hannah Montana sings about you!

doriangray · April 02, 2010, 11:09:19 PM

The credits watch you till the end!

ThatBlueDinosaurGuy · April 03, 2010, 12:00:43 AM

Lawnmower mows you

G.I.R · April 04, 2010, 10:25:45 AM

In soviet Russia, Computers have processors that duel.

maitosis · April 04, 2010, 08:01:05 PM

In Soviet Russia, mudkips like you!!

PinkHairSasuke · April 05, 2010, 10:28:33 AM

Al Gore warns of you!

Rhornez · April 10, 2010, 07:45:36 PM

death note writes you!

heeroyuy135 · April 10, 2010, 07:47:48 PM

way walks this!

MyMidnightAffair · May 10, 2010, 03:18:06 PM

In Soviet Russia... the party finds you

Runewitt · May 10, 2010, 04:17:45 PM

In america, you watch tv about spies. in soviet russia, spies watch you!

MyMidnightAffair · May 10, 2010, 04:30:18 PM

In American, your parents give birth to you.
In Soviet Russia, you give birth to your parents.

c2chaos · May 12, 2010, 12:36:20 PM

...horses ride you!