Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[Somebody]

(Uh-oh! xD)
You get a rain check!
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get a bill collector
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get a lawyer.

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

You get a repo-man
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got the grim reaper!
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You got a firefighter!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You a 1g memory drive--from the 70's.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a scarf!
**inserts coin**

[doriangray]

You get a cassette tape without the ribbon!

*Inserts coin*

[Somebody]

You get a photo stand!
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get a lava lamp
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get some hippie sun glasses.

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

You get a box of hair pins.
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get a  box of hair O_O

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

(*laughing* have you seen Vic Mignogna's story about hair as a gift? Made me think of that :P)
You get an anchor!
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

(utgh! Yeah! That's so creepy *________*)

You get an anchorman!

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

You get a seashell!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a roommate named Kim.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You got a naked mole rat!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a freckled blonde boy :P
**inserts coin**