Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[Somebody]

You got an egg salad sandwich.
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a empty egg shell
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a paper crane.
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a Psyduck

**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a leaf badge!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a puppy
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get an adorable kitty.
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

(I found out recently that I am allergic to my cats :( )
You get a lifetime supply of boot to the head flavored ice cream.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

(Oh noes! D: Replaces kitty with hypoallergenic stuffed animal kitty)
You get anti-allergy spell!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got trout-flavored yogurt.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

0oO. . .
You get salmon spread!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

(Yea... I'm really sad... I love my cats. I suffer, because I love them :))
You win the internets.
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get SPAM, the ham in a can.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get instant potatoes in a can.
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get a fake Black Lotus card.

**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You get a parking ticket
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get a message in a bottle. It reads "Fanime. Coming soon!"
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You've won nothing b/c your prize won't come out of the machine.m (; <
*inserts coins*

[c2chaos]

You won two prizes because there was one stuck in the machine: 1. Super Soaker Keychain 2. a bottle of tobasco sauce.

**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You've won a Justin Bieber obsessed 8-year old fan girl.


*inserts coins*