Dental plan

Started by Glitch, March 09, 2011, 06:39:14 PM

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Superintendent Chalmers:    SSSSSSkinnerrrrr!


"Hit me"
"Hit me"


"Lisa, is there something funny about the word tramboner!"


Homer: *deep breath* F***!
Flanders: Good lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!


Flanders: Thats not funny! thats how i swear!
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.


"Either the boy gets it or the duck get's it. Or nobody gets anything from Shauna. I'm Shauna."


Lugash: I AM LUGASH!
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Dragon Ninja

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in uh, Shelbyville on Friday night.
Chief Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, McDonald's Restaurant. I, uh, I never heard of it either, but, uh, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well at McDonald's, you can buy a Krusty Burger with Cheese, right?  But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Well I can picture the the cheese, but, uh... do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hmm. They call them "Shakes."
Eddie: Pfft... Shakes. I don't know what your gettin.
Chief Wiggum: Well I know what I'm gettin... some donuts. (tries to get out of his seat, but is stuck) Uh, help me out of the booth, boys. (Eddie takes a fork and punctures Chief Wiggum's seat, deflating it and freeing Chief Wiggum)

Fanime 2013:
Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto Shippuden)
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
The 9th Doctor (Doctor Who)

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High pitch nerdy guy being eaten by blob Homer:"Tell them I died kissing a girl!"


Homer: "First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head."


My cat's breath smells like cat food!


Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

(Ralph fangirl for life)


Ms Hoover:"It's male bashing pc thugs like you that keep the rest of us form landing a husband!"


Comic Book Guy:  "Worst episode, ever!


Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
Homer: "Oh, stupid sexy Flanders!"
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Otto: Say it in SNOWBOARD!
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.


Fire can be our friend. Whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.


Milhouse:  Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Admiral Donuts

Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now!
Homer: Wonders Lisa... or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied Lisa... or implode?


Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."


Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
LOL!  one of my favorite episodes.  Why can't I thumbs up this post?

And from the same episode ...

Homer:           Hah hah hah!  The contest is over!  Give that man the $10,0000.
Jay Sherman:  This isn't  Americas Funniest Home Videos.
Homer:           Football!  Groin!  It works on so many levels!   ...roll it again.