Dental plan

G.I.R · March 19, 2011, 01:08:49 AM

Superintendent Chalmers: SSSSSSkinnerrrrr!

otakuya · March 19, 2011, 01:59:06 AM

"18"
"Hit me"
"21"
"Hit me"
"22"
"D'oh!"

Glitch · March 26, 2011, 06:59:02 PM

"Lisa, is there something funny about the word tramboner!"

otakuya · April 06, 2011, 09:17:09 PM

Homer: *deep breath* F***!
Flanders: Good lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!

Runewitt · April 06, 2011, 09:58:54 PM

Flanders: Thats not funny! thats how i swear!

Glitch · April 07, 2011, 12:01:37 PM

"Either the boy gets it or the duck get's it. Or nobody gets anything from Shauna. I'm Shauna."

Runewitt · April 07, 2011, 09:12:32 PM

Lugash: I AM LUGASH!

Dragon Ninja · April 14, 2011, 10:00:11 PM

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in uh, Shelbyville on Friday night.
Chief Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, McDonald's Restaurant. I, uh, I never heard of it either, but, uh, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well at McDonald's, you can buy a Krusty Burger with Cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Well I can picture the the cheese, but, uh... do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hmm. They call them "Shakes."
Eddie: Pfft... Shakes. I don't know what your gettin.
Chief Wiggum: Well I know what I'm gettin... some donuts. (tries to get out of his seat, but is stuck) Uh, help me out of the booth, boys. (Eddie takes a fork and punctures Chief Wiggum's seat, deflating it and freeing Chief Wiggum)

Glitch · April 14, 2011, 11:02:48 PM

High pitch nerdy guy being eaten by blob Homer:"Tell them I died kissing a girl!"
Homer:"No."

otakuya · May 22, 2011, 04:30:05 AM

Homer: "First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head."

Moonblossom · May 22, 2011, 07:04:43 AM

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

(also)

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

(Ralph fangirl for life)

Glitch · May 22, 2011, 11:29:25 AM

Ms Hoover:"It's male bashing pc thugs like you that keep the rest of us form landing a husband!"

G.I.R · May 23, 2011, 06:03:12 PM

Comic Book Guy: "Worst episode, ever!

ThatBlueDinosaurGuy · May 23, 2011, 08:12:15 PM

Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
Homer: "Oh, stupid sexy Flanders!"

Runewitt · May 23, 2011, 11:22:00 PM

Otto: Say it in SNOWBOARD!

aznmagic2015 · May 24, 2011, 10:30:29 PM

Fire can be our friend. Whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.

G.I.R · July 18, 2011, 10:38:12 PM

Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Admiral Donuts · November 28, 2011, 09:11:16 PM

Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now!
Homer: Wonders Lisa... or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied Lisa... or implode?

Glitch · December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM

Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

G.I.R · December 11, 2011, 01:50:54 AM

Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

LOL! one of my favorite episodes. Why can't I thumbs up this post?

And from the same episode ...

Homer: Hah hah hah! The contest is over! Give that man the $10,0000.
Jay Sherman: This isn't Americas Funniest Home Videos.
Homer: Football! Groin! It works on so many levels! ...roll it again.