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Dragon Ninja

Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.


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Glitch

Quote from: Dragon Ninja on December 18, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.
Woman: He's got the soul of a poet.
Barney: Thank you. Your very kind.
Woman: Excuse me. Did something crawl into your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.

G.I.R

(At an AA meeting...)

Hans Moleman:     I'm Hans.  Drinking has ruined my life.   I'm thirty-one years olllllllddddd!

Runewitt

Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Glitch

Quote from: Runewitt on January 03, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
KHLAV KALASH!
Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"

Runewitt

Quote from: Glitch on January 03, 2012, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on January 03, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
KHLAV KALASH!
Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"
ONLY KHLAV KALASH , MENS ROOM IN TOWER,TOWER, OBSERVATION DECK
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Dragon Ninja

Krusty: Krusty wants out!! (opens the door and jumps out of the monorail)
Leonard Nimoy: No! (Grabs Krusty and pulls him back in) The world needs laughter.


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G.I.R

Homer:  SO LONG Stink Town!

Dragon Ninja

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?


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Glitch

Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

Runewitt

Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt do anything..
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

N.E.R.V.agent220

Mrs. Krabappel : Gosh I never got my 6% interest back in 1988.

Glitch

Quote from: Runewitt on February 21, 2012, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt do anything..
Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*

G.I.R

Marge:  It's Death!  I recognize him from Fortieth Birthday cards!

Runewitt

Quote from: Glitch on February 25, 2012, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on February 21, 2012, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt do anything..
Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*
Squeeky voiced teen: um, i dont think he's coming back..
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Dragon Ninja

Homer: I'm not normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!


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Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto Shippuden)
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
The 9th Doctor (Doctor Who)

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G.I.R

Ralph Wiggums:  "I'm a Fatality!"

dankeykang

Homer: Come on kids, lets go home.
Bart: We ARE home.
Homer: That was fast.

G.I.R

Homer:  Marge, might I play Devils Advocate for a moment?


Lucifargundam


Spiderpig, spiderpig-does whatever a spiderpig does!
Can he swing- from a web? No he cant- he's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spiderpiiig!!


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.