I've come from the year 2036.

[Lucifargundam]

Does LimDsage get hired by the CIA as the irl Kamen Rider?

[Glitch]

Do I get my own con?

Yes. It is called Circular Line-con

Is Kendama still popular to kids?

Yes. Especially since the ball is on fire now. Kids dare each other to play variation where the ball explodes within a time limit if it is not caught on the spike.

What happens to Craigslist?

It competes with Bobs list. They have humanoid androids for sale.

Does Super Smash Bros continue to have new installments?

Yes. Uwe Boll is a playable character.

Is Sony still bodying Microsoft so hard in your timeline?

No, because Microsoft has been done with gaming. Sony celebrated while completely unaware of the rise of the Dreamcast 2. They're vengeance got pretty brutal.

Does Marceline from Adventure Time become a Vocaloid?

No. But Lemongrab does.

Is there something like Sarif Industries in your timeline?

No. We make sure no company is like that. A giant robot alpaca makes sure of it.

Who is Selena married to?

Kirby.

Will there be unlimited Zeronos card for Kamen Rider Zeronos?

Yes. You will sell your first born for it.

What is the most popular card game at that year?

Magic: The Cosplay Gathering

Has the apocalypse began?

No. The cosplay Jesus we have at Fanime stops it each time.

Is it easier to file taxes?

Yes. A little wire you connect to your head can measure how pitiful and low budget someone's life is.

What happens to the Drone project?

It got replaced by the Titan project.

Does the game Divekick eventually evolve into FootDive?

No. It becomes Divebar.

Does Cpt Falcon stop punching?

Yes. Only because it gets in the way of his kicks.

[Lucifargundam]

Does silk become the new cotton?

[limDsage]

Does LimDsage get hired by the CIA as the irl Kamen Rider?

Well, the FBI already hired Kamen Rider Meteor, so I don't see why the CIA won't hire me as Kamen Rider Joker-Limmy. Then again, the almighty Glitch knows if I ever become a Kamen Rider working for a government agency.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How is Miniclip doing in your time?

[Glitch]

Do retro toons of those day in age become the latest hype?

It's hard to say. So many cartoons are constantly coming that it seems something a year old is all of a sudden retro. That reminds, I sure miss the hey days of last week.

Is there an Aiden Pierce in your timeline? You know, the guy from the game Watch Dogs who acts as a vigilante and uses his smartphone to hack through anything to accomplish his goals?

He exists, but he is defeated by the Amish.

Does time warp exist within the short time difference?

We try to keep time warps to a minimum. You cannot do the time warp again!

How do you travel back in time?

Very cheaply. William Shatner helped me.

Does LimDsage get hired by the CIA as the irl Kamen Rider?

Yes. He gets 2 weeks paid vacation and full dental.

Does silk become the new cotton?

No. It becomes the new satin.

Does LimDsage get hired by the CIA as the irl Kamen Rider?

Well, the FBI already hired Kamen Rider Meteor, so I don't see why the CIA won't hire me as Kamen Rider Joker-Limmy. Then again, the almighty Glitch knows if I ever become a Kamen Rider working for a government agency.

I am not almighty. I simply tell you what has happened in the future. By the way, watch your step right now.

How is Miniclip doing in your time?

Pretty well. They just released a game so violent that dwarfs Mortal Kombat and Gears of War in violence and gore.

[Lucifargundam]

Does jerky get any cheaper?

[limDsage]

What happens to Nascar? Is it still considered a sport?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Does Taryn ever call me or my friend back?

[limDsage]

Are hovercrafts the standard vehicle now?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Do we live in a zombie apocalypse?

[limDsage]

Do Judge Dredd and Robocop team up together to fight crime?

[Barnes]

How will people (in general) view the Occupy Wall Street movement?

[limDsage]

Do I ever get a raise?

[Lucifargundam]

Do doubledates become a standard?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Do they discover Pokemon in the real wild?

[limDsage]

What happens to chivalry?

[Lucifargundam]

Do I ever get any sleep?

[limDsage]

Is Ray Allen still a buzzkill?

[Lucifargundam]

Do stalkers stop stalking?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Do Sonic, Mario and Mega Man have a huge war?