If Life Gives You...

Started by PinkHairSasuke, April 24, 2013, 11:42:40 PM

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PinkHairSasuke

It's pretty simple, someone posts "If life gives you [insert item,etc]..." and then the next person replies with what you do in that case. The replier then posts their own "If life gives you."

I'll start:

If life gives you a chef competition...

limDsage

...then you better make sure that beef is not undercooked to the point it's eating the salad you made.

If life gives you potatoes..


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Lucifargundam

... make garlic frys!

If life gives you stinky socks...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

SkylerKarashi

you throw them at your bratty little sibbling. XD

... life gives you video games
My Cosplay For Fanime 2024:
Thursday: Closet Kaminari/Yuri (BNHA/Yuri On Ice)
Friday: Goth (Boyfriends)
Saturday: Red (Pokemon & Smash Bros)
Sunday: Casual Kaminari (BNHA)
Monday: Goth (Boyfriends)

limDsage

... you play it and play some more

If life gives you a hammer..


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PinkHairSasuke

You smash some barrels, climb some ladders, save a princess and knock a gorilla off of his steel perch.

If life gives you a magical State Farm agent....

Lucifargundam

.....you abuse the ability to summon them and grant infinite wishes.

If life gives you a lightbulb...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... you keep it in case of emergency.

If life gives you a wet burrito...


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Lucifargundam

... you ask for tapatio!

If life gives you water...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

Mi Feng

Make Kool aide

If life gives you gas cards ..

SkylerKarashi

travel to the ends of the earth.


if life gives you insomnia...
My Cosplay For Fanime 2024:
Thursday: Closet Kaminari/Yuri (BNHA/Yuri On Ice)
Friday: Goth (Boyfriends)
Saturday: Red (Pokemon & Smash Bros)
Sunday: Casual Kaminari (BNHA)
Monday: Goth (Boyfriends)

Lucifargundam

...watch over those who are sleeping.

If life gives you a hard place...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... then do what you can to get through it!

If life gives you more lives..


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Lucifargundam

...then spend them living life!!

If life gives you a snickers...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... you stop being grumpy!

If live gives you watermelons..


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Lucifargundam

... make a fruit salad!

If life gives you weeds in your garden but no trash can...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... you get a big plastic bag and put it there.

If life gives you a clown...


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G.I.R

.. you start a circus.

If life gives you a hard time ...

Lucifargundam

... then party hard!

If life gives you mud...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... then you make mud cake and feed it to the pigeons

If life gives you an umbrella...


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Youtube gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/limDsage
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