If Life Gives You...

[JohnnyAR]

Hey, take some bismo!

If life gives you

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[limDsage]

You might get diabetes, depending on what the D is...

If life gives you a coffee maker...

[lanislori]

...you let it drown in water.

If life gives you an inch of water on your counter...

[limDsage]

You wipe that off!

If life gives you a target...

[lanislori]

...you shop there.

If life gives you a top...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you use it for everything!

If life gives you an 80s radio...

[limDsage]

You listen to every new wave genre on that station!

If life gives you a disco radio station...

[Lucifargundam]

...you listen to it nonstop.

If life gives you the most interesting predicament in the world...

[lanislori]

...you deconstruct it and find it to be rather ordinary.

If life gives you Word Art...

[limDsage]

You turn words into art!

If life gives you a command line...

[lanislori]

...you become the become the line leader and command!

If life gives you a graveyard town...

[limDsage]

You become the zombie overlord!

If life gives you the Nonary game...

[lanislori]

...you still don't complete it after owning it for over a year, despite wanting to finish it.

If life gives you a backlog of games...

[Lucifargundam]

...you play each game to the end until you finish it all- then do your homework.

If life gives you never-ending homework...

[lanislori]

...and get ovewhelmed by the amount, and just don't do it.

If life gives you alligators...

[limDsage]

... you make crocs out of them!

If life gives you Uncle Valle...

[Lucifargundam]

...you give him props for being such a great gamer...

If life gives you a book you can read but not understand...

[lanislori]

...you are forced to write a poorly worded essay in an hour.

If life gives you an advert...

[limDsage]

... you use Adblock on that!

If life gives you Lovendor...

[Lucifargundam]

...you attend the concert and get a autograph!

If life gives you Otep...