If Life Gives You...

Started by PinkHairSasuke, April 24, 2013, 11:42:40 PM

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Lucifargundam

...you shoot firey cottonballs from it!

If life gives you an http textbook....


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

heeroyuy135

...you create a FanimeCon website!

If life gives you a State of California application...

limDsage

... you work as a policeman!

If life gives you a mechanical pencil..


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Admiral Donuts

You'll waste the day clicking it out as long as you can and pretending it's a needle.

If life gives you a thousand feet of string in 3-inch lengths...

heeroyuy135

...make a very big paracord bracelet!

If life hands you a pillow case but no pillow...

Admiral Donuts

You fill it with old batteries, then whack someone and take THEIR pillow!

If life gives you a bunch of old batteries...

lanislori

...you are constantly switching them out of the remote.

If life gives you a shoddy shed...

heeroyuy135

...tear it down and build a new one!

If life gives you a bootleg autograph of your favorite actor/actress...

Lucifargundam

...you brag about it to your friends!

If life gives you iced tea during hot weather...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... you body that ice tea and make some more!

If life gives you your 4th pot of coffee.


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Lucifargundam

.... Youll have a morning like i did a few weeks ago!

If life gives you debt...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

... you pay them off!

If life gives you an advice...


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heeroyuy135

...you check it on Snopes before using.

If life gives you a photo of your favorite cosplayer...

limDsage

... you get hyped and post that on your wall.

If life gives you the last puppy in the world..


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SquishyK

..you hope that it is a girl and take it to get cloned

If life give you flying fish flakes..
I sell cute and geeky polymer clay jewelry!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SquishyKreations
http://squishykreations.tumblr.com

Tested/MythBusters:
"Failure is always an option"
"Try again, fail again, fail better"
"Art is never finished, only abandoned"

limDsage

... you toss it!

If life gives you a camel...


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heeroyuy135

...you make a Geico commercial!

If life gives you an advance copy of Kill La Kill on BD...

Lucifargundam

You buy a blue ray player or new console to start playing blu rays.

If life gives you an easy streak...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

Twixz151

Try your hand at winning the lottery

if life gives you an alien baby...
There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life. ~Leonard Church

Torai

..raise the baby to be a superhero!

If life gives you one-hundred pounds of gummy bears...