If Life Gives You...

[Lucifargundam]

....you transform into Kamen Rider Double!

If life gives you aweful story...

[Sunara Ishi]

... recycle it to make a beautiful Art Book.

If life gives you gravity defying hair....

[Lucifargundam]

...you somehow use it become a model somehow...

If life gives you a nightlight...

[01]

....turn it on and off until it burns out!!!

If life gives you an whale...

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

....have a Marine Biologist examine it.



If life gives you The Declaration Of Independence... 

[Lucifargundam]

....you declare yourself independant!

If life gives you a sheet of paper...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you make yourself a private paper jet.

When life gives you the best day ever...

[01]

Then you must be talking about a convention!!

If life goes you an idea....

[Lucifargundam]

...you make sure it's spelled right with "gives" and not "goes.

If life gives you a blank book...

[01]

...you make sure it's spelled right with "gives" and not "goes.
If life gives you a blank book...

Then you teach your phone the difference between gives and goes.

If life gives you a gumball machine...

[Lucifargundam]

...you steal it, and use it for your own profit!

If life gives you a sticker machine...

[01]

Then you make a bunch of stickers to sell at fanime!!!

If life gives you ice cream...

[JohnnyAR]

make a shake!

If life gives you a challenge...

[01]

Then challenge accepted >:3

If life gives you claws...

[limDsage]

... you fight wolverine with it!

If life gives you Hades...

[01]

Then we can play ping pong!!

If life gives you your third person self ..

[Lucifargundam]

... you watch yourself do things you wouldnt want to be seen doing.

If life gives you a book you already read...

[limDsage]

... you read it again!

If life gives you Google...

[Lucifargundam]

...you monopolize the world with your business!!!

If life gives you Yahoo!...

[01]

Then i go on yahoo answers and answer the algebra 2 problems!!

If life gives you "the purge"...