If Life Gives You...

[Lucifargundam]

...you glue it back together with the pitch from the bottommost pits of h311

If life gives you Apple's new product from 2022, today...

[limDsage]

... I will flatly refuse it; I have already built my own phone with my own OS forked from a bunch of source code by then.

If life gives you a LostDriver...

[lanislori]

You point it to the next street you should take a left on.


If life gives you overdue library books...

[limDsage]

... you give it back to whoever originally borrowed it.

If life gives you hot pockets with hot sauce seasoned all over it...

[lanislori]

...you at the everything out of it.


If life gives you banana sauce...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you make banana sauce products.

If life gives you tough gaming decisions...

[lanislori]

...you throw the controller at a friend.

If life gives you a free membership...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you hope it's lifetime for XBox Live.

If life gives you Lara Croft as a wife...

[lanislori]

...you impale her with your branch.

If life gives you rabid fans...

[limDsage]

...you impale her with your branch.

Oh, my sides are killing me. hahaha.

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... you run from them!

If life gives you Dave Grohl...

[lanislori]

...you comb his facial hair.

If life gives you luck...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you play the lottery!

If life gives you an army of Caterpies...

[lanislori]

...you use them to attack a bug catcher.

If life gives you a fever...

[01]

...then if you fall asleep your dreams don't make sense o.o

If life gives you a YouTube username that someone else also has...

[lanislori]

...you get a username that someone else has. And confusion.

If life gives you soy sauce...

[01]

Then i mix it with some rice as a quick meal!

If life gives you a kitkat...

[lanislori]

...you break the everything out of it.

If life gives you a letter...

[limDsage]

... you read it, and write the sender back

If life gives you a leek...

[lanislori]

...you make sure it gets back together with its onion lady.

If life gives you a simple machine...

[Lucifargundam]

...you do simple things with it.

If life gives you a way out of something...