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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2014, 11:31:11 AM »

A sheepshank is universally regarded as the "funnest" knot.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2014, 11:38:13 AM »

It's rumored that wearing hats all the time will make you go bald...
It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...
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« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2014, 11:40:51 AM »

It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...

However, drinking 16 ounces of aloe a day will render your internal organs inflammable.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2014, 11:45:25 AM »

Too much green tea will also kill your kidneys...
Too much soda can constipate you...
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2014, 01:08:56 PM »

Everybody has a story. Write yours down and get a book deal!
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2014, 01:21:40 PM »

Real friends will listen, friendly people act like friends.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2014, 05:07:20 PM »

Food : Chicken
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2014, 01:00:56 AM »

Ramen is the cheapest meal you can buy- you can also add almost everything to it...

A microwave if implemented right, can be just as good as an oven...
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2014, 09:54:39 AM »

Don't dig down.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2014, 11:01:21 AM »

Alarm clocks will go off at the time you set them to.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2014, 10:29:10 PM »

X-box games work better if not played on a Playstation or Wii.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2014, 10:33:26 PM »

Two toilet paper rolls can be put together to make a pair of binoculars.

A pair of binoculars can be broken in half to make two toilet paper rolls.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2014, 03:05:38 AM »

If single, let it mingle- if it drowns, flush it down.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2014, 09:53:57 AM »

Do not confuse fraudulent with flatulent.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2014, 05:27:34 PM »

Stand on your feet, instead of your hands. It makes showering easier, and your nostrils don't get clogged up with water.

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2014, 05:33:26 PM »

It's very likely that you've used the term, "metagame" in an attempt to sound smart, but you've accomplished the opposite by misusing it. Just stop.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2014, 06:01:39 PM »

Don't know how to fix it? Google it.
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2014, 06:07:26 PM »

Bing it!

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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2014, 06:11:31 PM »

Over the age of 40? Check your prostate yearly!
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Re: Tips for the everyday man
« Reply #59 on: February 13, 2014, 09:44:58 PM »

Your money is safer on the INSIDE of your wallet.
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