Tips for the everyday man

[Lucifargundam]

Leave your credit card at home...

[limDsage]

Always pick up after your dog, or at least don't get caught.

[Lucifargundam]

If turning in cans into the recycler, crunch them down into as small pieces as possible- also, shop around for best rates.

[limDsage]

Manic or Depressive. Choose your destiny.

[Lucifargundam]

Life is full of pros and cons. Your focus will determine your personality.

[limDsage]

If you lose power, consider plugging the game into an outlet in the bathroom to continue playing.

[Lucifargundam]

If you lose power, steal it from others'-

fair-game.

[Glitch]

Jumping out of windows is unhealthy. So only do it on special occasions.

[limDsage]

The ultimate goal in life is to not end up in a GIF.

[Lucifargundam]

Do not post yourself on the net- or have your picture in the yearbook.

[limDsage]

Input delay offline is often caused by image post-processing.

[Glitch]

People die when they are killed, so avoid being killed.

[Lucifargundam]

When in doubt, google it.

[limDsage]

Winners don't do drugs.

[Glitch]

It's always important to remember where you live.

[Admiral Donuts]

Try your best not to be homeless.

[limDsage]

Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks, because you're an athlete.

[Admiral Donuts]

Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks, because you're an athlete.

It's what plants crave.

[Lucifargundam]

Take care of your.kidneys... Have a water chaser.

[Admiral Donuts]

If you don't take care of your kidneys, you can always get a spare from a homeless person.