Tips for the everyday man

Started by limDsage, February 01, 2014, 01:26:44 PM

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Lucifargundam

Stock up on toiletpapper.  You'll need it in emergencies.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

All-you-can eat is not a challenge.


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Lucifargundam

Chocolate wine does not taste good. Do not chug a gallon of milk before swimming.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

If at first you don't succeed, make up excuses for why the loss doesn't count.


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Lucifargundam

If you don't have any bath soap, use dish soap.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

Barbecue sauce on rice is a TERRIBLE idea.


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Lucifargundam

Wasabi in ice cream is a HORRIBLE idea...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

Visit the ocean. Experience the saltiness the Earth has for you.


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Admiral Donuts

Socks come in pairs. One goes on each foot.

Lucifargundam

No paper plates? Use paper napkins..


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.


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Twixz151

There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life. ~Leonard Church

Lucifargundam

You're 10x more likely to be hit by a car on a bike than you are on foot...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

Admiral Donuts

You're 83 times more likely to die on planet earth than any other planet

mikasa-san

Avoid purchasing Ebay items from China and other far-away places if you need that item in a hurry. It never arrives in a hurry.
FANIME 2015 COSPLAYS:
Maleficent
Poland (for Gong Show)

limDsage

Always listen to your mother.... she might quiz you about it later!


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Admiral Donuts

Getting shot hurts. Try not to get shot.

Lucifargundam

Try not to be redundant- on that note: it's easier said than done.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

Shoot outside the screen to reload.


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Lucifargundam

Alcohol deters bugs from plants- specifically snails.


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.