BACON!!!!!

[Raydere]

Bacon is only good if it's fresh from the frying pan, because hard, dry bacon is the sucksors.

[saiko_koneko]

I <3 bacon
but you know what?

all the bacon in the world couldn't save you NOW... cuz...

[gubaba]

Turkey bacon is.. just turkey lol.. but shaped like bacon, I guess.. when you cook it, it's also crispy and yummy XD

<3 turkey bacon :o

[zoupzuop2]

It's all about PIG BACON! Do better!
Yes, nothing like the parasite-laden, anti-kosher animal itself, -'s bacon! Anything else is mimicry.

[Emerge]

Turkey bacon is.. just turkey lol.. but shaped like bacon, I guess.. when you cook it, it's also crispy and yummy XD

<3 turkey bacon :o

lol...it really is. i think they put white meat on top to make it look like fat and dark meat on the bottom to make it look like...yea. the wierd thing about this stuff is that you can just stick it in the microwave, and it'll still be good! given, it won't be crispy, but who likes crispy turkey anyway? surely not i...

[G.I.R]

Oh noes!  New bacon story!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/6538643.stm

[Sucrose]

It's all about the Baconyo. (Although for a non-meat product the Fakin' or however it's spelled at Saturn in Santa Cruz is pretty tasty.)

[zoupzuop2]

I'm ashamed to say I've never had been to the Saturn Cafe... I should go and try their Fake'n.

[Emerge]

"While there was much debate within our taste panels on the smoked or unsmoked decision, everyone agreed that tough or chewy bacon is a turn-off."

oh, yeah? well, everyone can DIE. i love my chewy bacon :evil:

[Spiritsnare]

why is this not in byo/b/

[~~Loktera~~]

For this was created, long ago in the time before byo/b/... now... it stays here as a remnant of the past.

[zoupzuop2]

Open Mouth
'(
Insert Bacon
^( ~~~~

Other Baco-moticons:

Close Mouth
'-
That wasn't bacon
º(
Too much fat/cholesterol
*(
or
*-
Give bacon to friend
'( ~~~~ )'
Baco-gasm
@(

[Barnes]

IT'S BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[G.I.R]

Oh Yeah Baby!!!

[Ayamachi]

My (soon to be former) boss once ate an entire sheet pan and a half of bacon that was supposed to be for canapes. He even dipped it, in handfuls, back into all the fat drippings at the bottom of the pans.

Yeah, we call him The Pig. In a few languages.

[Jun-Watarase]

Give bacon to friend
'( ~~~~ )'

That's disgusting.

[bunnycorpse]

[Jun-Watarase]

I was expecting a .gif animation. >=|

[Emerge]

Give bacon to friend
'( ~~~~ )'

That's disgusting.

hey, i'd accept it as a gift!

it's like when people come back from alaska and give salmon as a gift. except it's...bacon! ^_^;

[bunnycorpse]

I was expecting a .gif animation. >=|

oopsy.