The What If Game!

[Tsukai Mori]

You would lose all your fans. ALL of them. Well, maybe not all.

What if this forum was actually for promoting models?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then we have a wide variety to choose from: Tsubasa, Loktera, Spirit (if he's willing to wear shades of pink), myself, and more.

What if an epidemic occurs that causes all the males to turn female and vice versa?

[Tsukai Mori]

... I'd become a lesbian.

What if money poured from the sky only at your location for two hours?

[Sunara Ishi]

I catch it and store it away for fanime. (as long as its not stolen. D: )

What if you found your favorite anime character in real life but they were taken by someone else?

[Tsukai Mori]

I'd plan an accident and make her mine. Uh... No. I'd probably be friends with that person and my favorite anime character.

What if you awoke one day from startling dreams and turned into a bug?
(Yeah, I got that from the author I'm reading. Guess who).

[Sunara Ishi]

I'd finally feel free from the confines of human society for .000001 seconds until I suffered a horrible, horrible fate. (as all bugs do) But until then, I'll fly around with no care in the world.

What if you had the option of choosing either a gem that could persude anyone's heart or the ability to solve all the world's problems but could only choose one?

[kam_islash]

The second. THe first one Sounds too much like the plot to "Runaway City".

WHat if the world were governed by Dungeons and Dragons physics?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then I have to roll a 4 sided die before I answer.

What if I didn't go to Fanime?

[Sunara Ishi]

Than fanime wouldn't be complete.

What if you had to roll a d20, in everyday life, as a save throw against something that shocks you or you'd react in an extreme anime style? Or having to throw a save throw everytime you recieve homework and if you fail, you'd scream at the top of your lungs in class?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then life would be determined only by the lucky, not the skilled. That is a world of debaucheries and tragedies.

What if you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life?

[Sunara Ishi]

Than I'd be unhealthy for there's not many foods that will give you all or most the food groups. I'd probably pick tempura or onigiri. Hmm... if I throw enough stuff on onigiri, that might work. XP

What if in alternate world, we all lived in a village with our houses next door to each other? Or just plain lived next to each other?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then we live in San Francisco. ^w^

What if a demon went up to you and said; "wut up?"

[gmontem]

Then I'd say, "WASAAAAABI!" and the demon would reply, "WASABIIII!" to which I would reply back, "WAZZ" ... demon, "... AAAAA", ... me, "...AAAAA", ....

What if both of my camera batteries die during a gathering?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then I wouldn't become victim of your animated gifts.

What if you saw dead people?...All the time?

[saiko_koneko]

then that would explain why i'm so crazy.. wait
i learned yesterday that i would eccentric cuz crazy ppl don't know that they're crazy

what if the what if's came and ate you up?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then the thens would be dishonored.

What if I bring tropical fruits to school?

[kam_islash]

Youd eat very well.

What if Chuck Norris (Internet fame version, not the real life version) and Goku got into a fight?

[gmontem]

Then Goku would get AIDS and die.

What if glomping became a normal everyday part of life?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then everyone will have multiple scoliosis.


What if people were tentacle monsters in disguise?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then surely a front kick to the groin would be normal too.
What if fanime became a secret organization bent on world domination?