The What If Game!

[uzutake]

Then there would be no more global warming and people would be fit from all the walking and bike riding.

What if Mikuru turned out to be wa~~~~~ay shota compared to Kyon?

[Jyunishinsho]

Peh. Who ISN'T Shota?

What if odd looking aliens came into your house and ate dinner with your family?

[Spiritsnare]

I'd eat the aliens for dessert.

What would happen if Tsubasa traded his skills in fighting games for my skills in music games?

[zoupzuop2]

Then you'd train at fighting games.

What if the planets and stars are illusions, all technology we've sent out to "space" is illusionary, and Earth is all there is?

[mDuo13]

Then we're in even deeper trouble when we eventually screw things up here.

What if forum game threads were against the rules here?

[Sucrose]

Then some of us would just break down and sob. Or not come by fifteen times a day to see which games have been updated. Either or.

What if the dream I had where zombies took over all the convenience stores in the world came true?

[~~Loktera~~]

I think it already has... Have you not been in a convienence store lately?

What if I could find my wallet?

[Sucrose]

Then you'd take us all out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

What if everybody in the world wore a nametag?

[Monica]

Then it's be a lot easier to make friends.

What if everyone spoke the same language!

[Jyunishinsho]

It would provide wonders, That and there would be no use for subtitles. But the dubbing!

What if you smelled like swiss cheese?

[serajwl]

Then I'd be popular among the cheese of the month clubs.

What if halloween was every month?

[Barnes]

That would ruin the fun of it.

What if you mixed Numa Numa with the Llama Song?

[serajwl]

Then I would be the most annoying person on the face of the Earth!

What if you had amazing wind powers?

[Sucrose]

Then I would bring in a breeze to break the heat wave...or at least move the hot air around a little.

What if this life ain't worth livin' through?

[uzutake]

Then everyone would be emo, more suicides, and my stomach'd be pretty full of emos *bu~~~~urp*

What if you were the opposite gender?

[zoupzuop2]

You mean, like, woke up that way or was that way the whole time?

In either case:
*Temporary: Pictures (clothed), try stuff, try to get discounts at restaurants...
*Permanent, and to my knowledge: Scream like the girl I'd be. Then research China to find the cure!!!

What if cars ran on the juices of crushed leaves of any sort?

[uzutake]

Then driving would actually help the enviroment in some way(leaving a fresh leafy smell everytime you drove) But then trees would die quicky.

What if Fanime '07 was cancelled? :O!!

[mDuo13]

Then it would happen anyway, but much smaller.

What if The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was on Cartoon Network?

[Asa_Gohan]

It would probably be in english and might be like naruto....

what if life was like dungeons and dragons and fights decided by rolling dice.

[G.I.R]

Then the government might have a better solution to our goals in Iraq than they have now.

What if that creepy Burger King guy was outside your window right now?