The What If Game!

[gmontem]

Then Gillette stock will soar from surging razor sales.

What if I end every sentence I utter with "... in bed" at the CBF gathering?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then Gillette stock will soar from surging razor sales.

How interesting that yesterday, I got a birthday package from Gilette (the Fuzion razor and cream)...


Then I'll hit you over the head, saying that the record is skipping again.

What if 8-tracks come back on the market?

[gmontem]

Then I will look for one by Millie Jackson (see my awesome album covers sig link) and give it to you.

What if I start dressing up like Jyun?  8)

[Sunara Ishi]

Then you be a flawed clone? O.o? I'm sorry but you're not GQ... >.>

What if we lived on a space-station? Or an intergalatic ship?

[~~Loktera~~]

THERE WOULD BE NO GRAVITY!! And in gravities place, we would have SPACE PIRATES!!! YAAAARRR!!!

[okonomide]

What if Loktera forgot to post his own "What If"? ;o

[~~Loktera~~]

Then Loktera would have to answer someone elses and post a 'what if' to make up for the lack of 'what if' that was in the previous 'what if' post.

What if there were no more 'what if's?

[gmontem]

Then this thread would be about George Bush.

What if we had two heads?

(Sunara, since when does one have to be a GQ to dress up like Jyun?)

[~~Loktera~~]

But some of us do have two heads...

Oh.. You mean on our shoulders...

What if I could make better innuendo?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then you'd be Innuendo King.

What if we weren't really alive and this is all an illusion?

[zoupzuop2]

then your realization would have to be tested. If this world were an illusion, who's illusion...ing? If it's you, why wouldn't you be able to manipulate the illusion to your will, as one could with a dream? If it's some sort of "other" being...
...then I hope it can bring up some 16-year-old Jennifer Aniston clones for me, on account of good behavior.

What if I hadn't been dabbling in Philosophy, Theology and Logic these last few weeks/months?

[Minagi-chan]

Then you wouldn't have gotten a visit from the Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep recently.  That would suck because everyone loves Ned!

What if the police busted every ugly guy with the "WILL YAOI FOR $$$ OMG RLY" sign for prostitution?

[zoupzuop2]

Then Santa Cruz cosplayers would be out of business.

What if I actually had a chance to test my cosplay before the con?

[~~Loktera~~]

Then all the kinks and bugs from your Life-Size Gundam would be worked out so you can apply for a weekend parking permit.

What if my Howl costume got rained on?

[Sethimothy]

Then with any luck you'd look like Howl in that scene where he was bleeding colors all over the place.

What if the world came to an end yesterday and all of us still here missed the deadline?

[~~Loktera~~]

Then chances are my term paper might still be due...

What if I could actually secrete ooze like a saddened Howl?

[gmontem]

Then I will bottle it up and sell it to your fangirls.

What if we drove to SF rather than taking BART today?

[Minagi-chan]

Then you'd be contributing tp pollution.  : /

What if we respected the earth and each other?

[~~Loktera~~]

The Hayao Miyazaki wouldn't have made some of the greatest films of all time..

What if my Kagome figurine is the BEST figurine in the world?

[Minagi-chan]

Then it would be A TRAP!

What if Kagome was a trap?  *wouldn't be able to sleep*