The What If Game!

[Asa_Gohan]

Then I would have my theory finally be proven

What if I was a TV

[Dita]

Then I'd smash you with a bat like all my other televisions.
What if humans could urinate with their fingers?

[Chloe]

Then maybe we'd all be in the realm of Scary Movie 3,

What if the letter e was the letter z?

[Kazuko]

then it would be hard to say most names X3

what if hard gay became president :3

[Asa_Gohan]

Then I would end the national anthem with UFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY *humps the air with hips*

What if I came to fanime as Hard Gay?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then you might get more attention than Man-faye! Haaard Gaaaaaay!
What if cosplayers charged a buck per picture at fanime?

[mDuo13]

Then they might be able to get to places on time.

What if all fansubs vanished forever?

[Asa_Gohan]

Then Id automatically transform into Dave Chappel and go IIIIMMM RRIIICH BIIIAAATTTCHHH
What if I came as Hard Gay but with long Hair

[~~Loktera~~]

then we'd have to ask you to cut it.

What Saiko and I were to do a Shounen-Ai Cross/cosplay?

[saiko_koneko]

then our dreams will come true

what if my parents weren't so 'crazy'?

(crazy like how Ohsu pronounces it)

[Asa_Gohan]

They probably are....
What if I looked better with short hair?

[Nina Star 9]

then you would cut off all your hair~~

what if i finally got to meet amano? XDXDXDXD *is scared to think of what would happen*

[Minagi-chan]

Then you two would have beautiful beautiful j-rock babies.  <3

What if just one of my wishes came true for once?

[gmontem]

then this country will have a US-born sea cow for president.

what if tsukai didn't get to meet tsubasa at fanime?

[Minagi-chan]

Then he'd be a very sad little "it."

What if "the theory" turns out not to be true?

[gmontem]

The scientific progress would go "boink"

What if Bill Watterson continued Calvin & Hobbes for 5 more years?

[~~Loktera~~]

Then they would have discovered the joy of The Internet, MP3 Players, and possibly have gotten into deeper philosophical discussions.

What if I wasn't so damn hooked on Judy And Mary at the moment?

[Chloe]

Then you'd be "doing things" with a "certain someone". ;3

What if I didn't go to Europe for 2 weeks during the Oakridge meet? D:

[saiko_koneko]

then you'd have to come up with a miraclous excuse.. again

what if my parents weren't so hardassed?

[Chloe]

Then maybe SOME of us can spend "quality" time with you. D:

What if there was only ice cream to eat in the entire world?