Off Topic-Anything goes thread XD

Started by serajwl, May 13, 2006, 10:09:35 AM

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mDuo13

Quote from: "Jerry"
Quote from: "G.I.R"Okay.  This is weird...

I wonder if those are real? or really good photo shop?
Absolutely 100% Photoshop. I recall SomethingAwful having a few Photoshop Phridays like this. Pretty fun stuff.

Magical Senpai

A parody of Chris Rock's No Sex in the Champagne Room I wrote one night (if it's too offensive please let me know and I'll remove it.)


Ladies and Gentlemen
the attendees of FanimeCon 2007
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.
Oh, there's hentai in the Hentai room,
But you dont want hentai, you want sex,
And there is no sex in the Hentai Room.

Don't go to conventions with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside,
but what about all those cosplayers waiting outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one.

If a cosplayer tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's loli.
If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, IT'S A TRAP.

Take off that silly a-- headband.

That Sasuke cosplayer couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. Naruto did some of that s---.

Young anime fans, if you go into a screening room and someone steps on your foot, let it slide.
Why spend the next 20 years banned from the con cause someone smuged your costume?

Melon bread, ain't nothing wrong with that.

No matter what you think of what I'm saying remember this one thing:
There is no sex in the Hentai Room.

If a roomless otaku has a funny sign, he hasn't been roomless that long.
A real roomless otaku is too stupid to be funny.

If a girl has a cute costume, she'll probably suck your ----.
If a guy has a cute costume, he'll probably suck your ----.

Here's a horoscope for everyone:

Aquarius: you're gonna spend all your money.
Capricorn: you're gonna spend all your money.
Gemini: you're gonna spend all your money twice.
Leo: you're gonna spend all your money.
Scorpio: you're gonna spend all your money f----.

No one goes to the Maid Cafe for tea.

If you've been dating a bishie for 4 months and haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.

Some of the things I said may not apply to you,
Some of the things I said may offend you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.

XpHoBiaX


G.I.R

A BIG FREAKIN' CAMERA that takes HUGE digital pictures!

mDuo13

Quote from: "G.I.R"A BIG FREAKIN' CAMERA that takes HUGE digital pictures!
*drool*

Jerry

Quote from: "Richie Likes Maids"A parody of Chris Rock's No Sex in the Champagne Room I wrote one night (if it's too offensive please let me know and I'll remove it.)


Ladies and Gentlemen
the attendees of FanimeCon 2007
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.
Oh, there's hentai in the Hentai room,
But you dont want hentai, you want sex,
And there is no sex in the Hentai Room.

Don't go to conventions with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside,
but what about all those cosplayers waiting outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one.

If a cosplayer tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's loli.
If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, IT'S A TRAP.

Take off that silly a-- headband.

That Sasuke cosplayer couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. Naruto did some of that s---.

Young anime fans, if you go into a screening room and someone steps on your foot, let it slide.
Why spend the next 20 years banned from the con cause someone smuged your costume?

Melon bread, ain't nothing wrong with that.

No matter what you think of what I'm saying remember this one thing:
There is no sex in the Hentai Room.

If a roomless otaku has a funny sign, he hasn't been roomless that long.
A real roomless otaku is too stupid to be funny.

If a girl has a cute costume, she'll probably suck your ----.
If a guy has a cute costume, he'll probably suck your ----.

Here's a horoscope for everyone:

Aquarius: you're gonna spend all your money.
Capricorn: you're gonna spend all your money.
Gemini: you're gonna spend all your money twice.
Leo: you're gonna spend all your money.
Scorpio: you're gonna spend all your money f----.

No one goes to the Maid Cafe for tea.

If you've been dating a bishie for 4 months and haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.

Some of the things I said may not apply to you,
Some of the things I said may offend you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.

wow.

and yet...

I'm still EMO...

:roll:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jerry.pang


Games, Friends & Fanime oh my! :D

XpHoBiaX

at least I spent all my money F---ing....course...that'd just be for the real fun toys...XD

*neeners at Emo kid*

G.I.R

"Oh my dog.
Oh Long John.
Oh Long Johnson.
Oh Don Pian-o!
Why I eyes' ya,
All the live long day!
All the live long Johnson."

Barnes

Also a Proud Fanime Con Attendee since 1998!
Yay, Haruko.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/CapeBarnes

-zoxan-



Someone buy me a PuchiPuchi Prease~

G.I.R

Heh heh heh!  I just got it!   Corn "Maze" like "maize".  :lol:

...I'm just going to log off now...

-zoxan-

Quote from: "G.I.R"Heh heh heh! I just got it!   Corn "Maze" like "maize".  :lol:

...I'm just going to log off now...

But I didn't. I have no idea as to what you are talking about.


Someone buy me a PuchiPuchi Prease~

Barnes

Man, Code Lyoko is getting good in season 3 so far.

Spoiler: XANA erased the forest sector today. It was my favorite sector. :(
Also a Proud Fanime Con Attendee since 1998!
Yay, Haruko.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/CapeBarnes

Asa_Gohan

Has anybody been tricked into going to one of those trap sites?

This sig isnt true anymore...I have to wait for a bit...

~~Loktera~~

Quote from: "G.I.R"A BIG FREAKIN' CAMERA that takes HUGE digital pictures!

We all know what GMontem wants for his birthday now....
It all really depends how well the lies are told...

Minagi-chan

<3 Miss Coquine <3
We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough.

Raydere

Raydere / Raymoo, purveyor of crazy Japanese music games
Twitter: @Raydere | Tumblr: raydere2

Minagi-chan

<3 Miss Coquine <3
We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough.

G.I.R


saiko_koneko

Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"
Quote from: "G.I.R"A BIG FREAKIN' CAMERA that takes HUGE digital pictures!

We all know what GMontem wants for his birthday now....
after we buy it.. can i borrow it?